# Funny things you've heard people say.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-youve-heard-people-say/23215>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2000, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-things-youve-heard-people-say/23215 "2000-06-22T18:25:03Z")\
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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> My husband and I like to antagonize each other and get a kick out of it.

I should introduce my Wife as “This is my first wife”.

Well, it’s true!

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At the grocery store I overheard a lady saying, “as much as we done gave”.

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