# funny user names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-user-names/202330>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 18, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-user-names/202330 "2003-09-18T06:37:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-user-names/202330/41 "2003-09-20T06:19:42Z")

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Just saw “hybrid dogfish”.

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**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-user-names/202330/42 "2003-09-20T06:23:02Z")

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Quite fond of the name **SentientMeat**.

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**Author:** ![bluecanary](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bluecanary/32/3614_2.png) [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-user-names/202330/43 "2003-09-20T13:18:25Z")

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**you with the face** is my favourite as well. Then **Dewey Cheatem Undhow** and **Wang-Ka**

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-user-names/202330/44 "2003-09-20T14:01:45Z")

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Have to include **Muldoon’s Squishiness**.

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-user-names/202330/45 "2003-09-21T00:43:10Z")

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And of course, **don’t mind me**.

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**Author:** ![lilbtagna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@lilbtagna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lilbtagna)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-user-names/202330/46 "2003-09-21T02:09:32Z")

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I just noticed a post from **donkeyoatey** , whose name brought a smile to my face.

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-user-names/202330/47 "2003-09-21T06:12:44Z")

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**NoCoolUserName**

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-user-names/202330/48 "2003-09-21T06:37:15Z")

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**Elemenopy** always makes me grin REALLY big.

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-user-names/202330/49 "2003-09-21T10:07:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by moejuck \*  
> \*\*I think Diogenes the Cynic is damn funny.
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Aahh, old Doggy-knees is my favourite too!!

Sorry.

😃

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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-user-names/202330/50 "2003-09-21T14:36:22Z")

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**TequillaMockingBird**

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**Author:** ![Heart\_On\_My\_Sleeve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/77aa72/32.png) [@Heart\_On\_My\_Sleeve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_On_My_Sleeve)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-user-names/202330/51 "2003-09-21T17:36:32Z")

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**Bippy the Beardless** , I wanna know.  
Did you shave it all off, or will it just not grow?

Also, another vote for **Enola Straight**.

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**Author:** ![Waenara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@Waenara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waenara)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-user-names/202330/52 "2003-09-22T08:22:54Z")

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For some odd reason, I get a kick out of **percypercy** ’s user name.

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-user-names/202330/53 "2003-10-03T20:58:43Z")

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(some new finds)

Pretend My Name Is Witty

whuckfistle

typo mna

Dogface

pervert

nobodyimportant

Sofa King

Moody Bastard

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