# Funny vanity plates you've seen lately

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 12, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468 "2010-11-12T19:38:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fish\_Cheer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fish_cheer/32/17179_2.png) [@Fish\_Cheer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish_Cheer)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/242 "2011-10-22T09:00:41Z")

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I saw [LLLLLLL](http://www.flickr.com/photos/15695513@N00/6171556111) on a black DTS recently.

I don’t get it either.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2011, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/243 "2011-10-22T15:48:10Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> …And on a crane truck: ICHABOD

Love it!

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**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2011, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/244 "2011-10-23T00:06:58Z")

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Remembered another one:

When I was in high school there was a guy who drove an Iroc with the plate N ROLL (I rock and roll). The funny thing was his name was Nate Roll so it was double clever.

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**Author:** ![ookpik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c68b51/32.png) [@ookpik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ookpik)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/245 "2011-10-24T13:49:33Z")

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This one on a nice new Porsche:

BADGINA

I’m sure Gina was really badass, but not all that clever…

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**Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/246 "2011-10-24T13:53:41Z")

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I see them all the time, but I don’t recall thwem later. It’s like dreams – if I don’t write them down, I forget them.  
Just yesterday I saw one that read **YEP**.

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/247 "2011-10-24T13:59:18Z")

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> [@Fish\_Cheer](#):
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> I saw [LLLLLLL](http://www.flickr.com/photos/15695513@N00/6171556111) on a black DTS recently.
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> I don’t get it either.

Maybe it’s Ernie Els’ car?

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**Author:** ![Fish\_Cheer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fish_cheer/32/17179_2.png) [@Fish\_Cheer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish_Cheer)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/248 "2011-10-24T17:11:42Z")

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> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#):
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> Maybe it’s Ernie Els’ car?

Nice! I hadn’t heard of him. It’s a stretch, but better than anything I could come up with.

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**Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/249 "2011-10-25T02:48:51Z")

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Saw an amusing one yesterday: AVOIDME

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2011, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/250 "2011-10-29T15:43:58Z")

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Yesterday I saw one that said MAUIIDO. Destination wedding, I guess.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2011, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/251 "2011-10-29T16:05:46Z")

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Yesterday I saw a Pontiac GTO with the plate XTINCT.

Amused me no end.

On a related note, a few days ago I saw someone who had a bumper sticker, on their actual bumper, that said BUMPERSTICKER. Very meta.

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**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/252 "2011-11-15T04:38:50Z")

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Just the other day I saw a handicapped plate that said WICCAN. I wish I had taken a picture since it was sort of funny to see WICCAN followed by a picture of a wheelchair. (The only font I could find that had the wheelchair symbol was webdings and VB doesn’t support that.) I chuckled a bit as a pictured a person saying “hold on guys, my wheel is caught in the mud again.” Also, at the same time I saw one that said “ABCDEFG”

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**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/253 "2011-11-15T05:55:33Z")

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I saw [this one](http://www.flickr.com/photos/schbmr/1153571188/sizes/z/in/set-72157600674068779/) in front of a vet school. A big, dirty truck with “MOO VET” plates was parked a couple of spaces over.

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**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/254 "2011-11-15T06:40:58Z")

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> On a related note, a few days ago I saw someone who had a bumper sticker, on their actual bumper, that said BUMPERSTICKER. Very meta.

If our vanity plates didn’t cost something like $250, I’d try for “PLATE”. But the Ministry of Transportation would probably disallow it on the grounds that it might be confusing to ticket-writers.

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**Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/255 "2011-11-15T17:11:32Z")

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A friend posted one on Facebook yesterday, a handicapped tag that said “TIMMAY”

Timmy is a wheelchair-bound character on South Park. His only word is his name which he pronounces like “Timmay” but he can express almost any thought or emotion by the way he says it.

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**Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/256 "2011-11-16T15:07:34Z")

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I’ve seen in the last few weeks:

WE SK8  
GUNSHP (along with a Vietnam Vets sticker)  
MARIO KRT (on a Mini Cooper)  
CAP KIRK  
AVE PAX (hail to peace? road to peace?)  
BUMBLEB (on a yellow Mini Cooper)  
SXE NANA  
TUF 2 GET  
VRY HAPY  
URPREY (that one worried me a little)  
CHARTWL (a Winston Churchill fan? His country house was Chartwell)  
1MY T GOD (“one mighty God”)

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**Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/257 "2011-11-16T17:24:43Z")

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There’s an old story about an old VW Beetle (“Bug”) that had the plate:

FEATURE

Programmer joke.

"It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!

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**Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/258 "2011-11-16T19:57:30Z")

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I saw an Audi with “HAUDI.”

And not funny, but awesome: a graduate student at my school had “ILVMATH.” Made me smile every time I saw it.

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**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/259 "2011-11-17T23:58:01Z")

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On a Mercedes SLK 350 driven by a young woman.

IOU DAD

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**Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/260 "2011-11-18T00:03:28Z")

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Has the site Great Vanity Plates been mentioned? [This](http://www.greatvanityplates.com/eat-the-kids-first-vanity-plate/) (now revoked plate) is a classic from that site.

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**Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/261 "2011-11-18T01:22:51Z")

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There is a car on my street with the plates IVRYTKLR.

I can only assume the person has some sort of bizarre elephant fetish.

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