# Funny vanity plates you've seen lately **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 12, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468 "2010-11-12T19:38:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2012, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/362 "2012-05-20T19:39:54Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > You can get exclamation points in your state? Anyway, I like WINEDARK. > > I don’t get it. Yup. We get most punctuation marks. Though they don’t “count” for differentiating plates. Once someone took CTHULHU, you couldn’t get a plate that had the same letters plus punctuation. 3M TA3 looks like “EAT ME” in the rearview mirror. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/363 "2012-05-20T20:34:39Z")
Got it. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2012, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/364 "2012-05-21T02:11:13Z")
I took a picture the other day of an Audi with the license plate INNIE. Cute! ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/365 "2012-05-31T04:22:19Z")
Saw a car on the way home the other day that said BCH LVR. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/366 "2012-05-31T04:31:51Z")
Just saw YR MOMMA the other day. (It may have been one character shorter) ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/367 "2012-06-13T00:31:28Z")
Yesterday I saw YLDFLWR. Wish I remember the make/model of car to see if it added to that. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/368 "2012-06-18T04:54:18Z")
Saw a black motocycle the other day, with a plate that said “[NZGUL](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazgul)”. I think I’m in love. Also spent a truly pathetic amount of time trying to decipher “dwgwvr.” The kennel club, and golden retriever bumper stickers should have been a clue, huh? Dawg Wuver - Dog lover ---
**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/369 "2012-06-18T06:24:49Z")
Has this been posted yet? Saw a Honda Element last summer at a concert, with “FIFTH” on the license plate. We guffawed mightily. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/370 "2012-06-20T02:49:18Z")
Busy week or so, I’ve seen: CRASH1 - too suggestive for me to get R9 KIDDZ - I thought eight was enough NAVG8EE - always being told where to go? HNY BEE RIP MUFF - Noooooooo!!! ICREE8 MANOR - on a Bentley Convertible UR DVINE - I am not a fat transvestite! (I’m assuming it’s a deeply religious person) PULSE8 - on a 911 Cabrio SOINTLI - this made me “Nyuk nyuk” NTICEME - ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/371 "2012-06-20T16:59:06Z")
Today I saw: YONKY No idea what it might mean. Thoughts? ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/372 "2012-06-20T17:03:23Z")
Person from Yonkers, NY? ---
**Author:** ![Win\_Place\_Show](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/win_place_show/32/13469_2.png) [@Win\_Place\_Show](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Win_Place_Show)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/373 "2012-06-21T04:22:14Z")
> [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](#): > > 3M TA3 looks like “EAT ME” in the rearview mirror. [http://www.feelnumb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/beastie\_boys\_licensed\_to\_ill\_tail\_numbers\_eat\_me\_3MTA3.jpg](http://www.feelnumb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/beastie_boys_licensed_to_ill_tail_numbers_eat_me_3MTA3.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![gunnergoz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e95f7d/32.png) [@gunnergoz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gunnergoz)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/374 "2012-06-21T06:50:17Z")
Some years ago saw a stunning blonde in a Jag convertible with “HEODME” (He owed me) Must have been her divorce settlement. I once had “OKYNOT” (OK- Why not?) and pulled up next to a gal with “YNOTME” plates…the guy in the car with her discouraged any funny remarks from me, however. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/375 "2012-06-25T18:51:23Z")
I have taken pictures of two- one was a BMW at Starbucks that said “APOLOGY” and the other is in our neighborhood- a Prius that says “ONE PCT.” ---
**Author:** ![PacifistPorcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@PacifistPorcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PacifistPorcupine)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/376 "2012-06-25T18:58:08Z")
The two most memorable ones I’ve seen are: KHAAAAAN (Seen at least 2 different times) SCONE!!! My wife thinks this is a reference to South Carolina being number one (we live in Charlotte, next to the SC border), but my preferred interpretation is a love for British breads. ---
**Author:** ![tapu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@tapu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapu)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/377 "2012-06-25T19:02:27Z")
Mine says EDITER. Okay, it doesn’t, presently. But I always wanted that one. The thing is, I’m afraid someone will think I f’d up unknowingly! ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/378 "2012-06-25T19:35:33Z")
This morning, a beat-up jeep, matte black with mud everywhere and a loose canvas top: INFIDEL ETA: Tapu, you really must do it. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/379 "2012-06-26T23:03:22Z")
I’ve seen a Toyota Prius with GOT BRKS (Got brakes?) Also a car with SFG 2010 (the SF Giants won the World Series in 2010) ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2012, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/380 "2012-06-27T13:45:35Z")
Celtling and I both had a great giggle: A little black station wagon with a [pirate sticker](http://www.cafepress.com/+eyepatch_skull_crossed_swords_oval_sticker,133577914) on the back windshield and the license plate : [AAAARGH] ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2012, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/381 "2012-08-06T19:00:18Z")
Here’s what I’ve seen over the past month or so: ALLOC8 MY JOY UNO GOD UR1 FOX FIERY LOW FUSS BURRBUG - on a VW Beetle LA D DAH PRE T LDY TRVLIN CARDIO1 BLKSOD DUN RACN NO PROOF SNK R SWM LS GAS2 - on a Toyota hybrid FOXTAIL MOM N ME AMAYSNG R3D SOX NO2MUCH MEAN BIZ DUCKER - with state wildlife plates SK1ER ONLY4US 2 GORJUZ HS FAVR RCH YO PK - “Reach your peak,” I assume EJUKAYT GODS JAG - on a Jaguar; no Clergy sticker, though… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468.md?page=20)