# Funny vanity plates you've seen lately

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 12, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468 "2010-11-12T19:38:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/382 "2012-08-06T20:12:20Z")

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Some years ago I saw this on a VERY nice BMW 8-series as it was pulling out of an Intel parking lot: SI 2 AU

Silicon to Gold.

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**Author:** ![Rhodes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhodes/32/273_2.png) [@Rhodes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhodes)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/383 "2012-08-16T20:19:20Z")

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Seen yesterday in Utah: WTHUTHK. I assume that’s What The Fuck with a mouthful of green jello.

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/384 "2012-08-16T20:25:59Z")

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> [@Rhodes](#):
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> Seen yesterday in Utah: WTHUTHK. I assume that’s What The Fuck with a mouthful of green jello.

Or “What the Heck you think?”

I saw one yesterday that I dearly hope doesn’t mean what it looks like:

[WRXSEKS]

It was on a teal civic if that helps on an alternate explanation.

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/385 "2012-08-16T20:36:16Z")

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Not funny, but I saw a car this week with two Ron Paul stickers and the plate:

END FED

OK, maybe it IS funny.

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**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2012, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/386 "2012-08-16T22:24:52Z")

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INTUB8 - an anesthesiologist or something?  
On a big-ass Ford super pickup: 3K#GRILA  
FISHFOE

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2012, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/387 "2012-08-21T22:52:51Z")

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4SHLPN, on an older model car.

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**Author:** ![Cub\_Mistress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Cub\_Mistress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cub_Mistress)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/388 "2012-08-22T01:40:21Z")

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> [@Dendarii\_Dame](#):
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> 4SHLPN, on an older model car.

for schlepping???

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/389 "2012-08-22T02:38:05Z")

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I just saw [this](http://www.flickr.com/photos/11822576@N08/7835433592/sizes/l/in/photostream/) today.  
Now, _ **that’s** _ a fan!

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/390 "2012-08-22T18:48:34Z")

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> [@beowulff](#):
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> I just saw [this](http://www.flickr.com/photos/11822576@N08/7835433592/sizes/l/in/photostream/) today.  
> Now, _ **that’s** _ a fan!

Quite the coinky-dink - today I saw:

MUGL-BUG

on the cutest VW bug - it had [[COLOR=#0000ff]daisies for hub caps](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Od9Jxcuw998/SAJpvcWIZ2I/AAAAAAAACxo/9krxJFcH9oc/s320/daisy+hubcaps+on+VW+beetle.jpg)! Now that’s just cute, I don’t care who you are. [/COLOR]

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2012, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/391 "2012-08-22T23:12:01Z")

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> [@Cub\_Mistress](#):
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> for schlepping???

That was my take on it.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/392 "2012-11-13T16:56:45Z")

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Seen around NE Ohio since August:

AUNTY EM - A _Wizard of Oz_ fan?  
MORE SUN  
MARV WFE  
AINT MSB - “Ain’t misbehaving”?  
PRASGOD - “Praise God”  
2 BIKERS  
UTELME - “You tell me”  
LUVUALL  
TRPNOUT - “Trippin’ out”  
ITZBUTR - “It’s butter”  
SMILNG  
XXXY - A geneticist, perhaps?  
7 SEVEN 7  
CHIEN - French for “dog,” on a car with Ohio housepet affinity plates  
Q 3 P - Not sure of this one  
VGNGRRL - “Vegan Girl”?  
GORJSS - “Gorgeous”  
IT BIZZ - “I.T. biz”  
DOG LB - “Dog Pound,” the part of Cleveland Browns stadium where especially, er, rabid fans gather  
DUCKER - On a car with wildlife affinity plates  
MS ROZ 2U - “Ms. Roz to you”  
GNZFSHR - “Guns for sure”?  
GOD SENT  
BO SAWKS - “BoSox” - a Boston Red Sox fan  
BUMBLEBE  
PMS 4EVER - Not something I’d be tempted to proclaim…  
DO UR PT - “Do your part”  
BELI3VE  
FITNSSS  
TRMN8R - “Terminator”  
AV8TING - “Aviating”  
RN4URLF - “Run for your life”  
SHRK B8T - “Shark bait” - a scuba diver?  
BLDRGRL - “Blader girl”?  
PSALM 85 - “You, Lord, showed favor to your land; you restored the fortunes of Jacob. You forgave the iniquity of your people and covered all their sins. You set aside all your wrath and turned from your fierce anger…”

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/393 "2012-11-13T17:06:19Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> BLDRGRL - “Blader girl”?

Or Builder girl? Bolder girl? Boulder girl?

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/394 "2012-11-13T17:13:11Z")

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My favorite around here is a Dodge Viper with “SSSSS” for the plate. Bonus points for being a Michigan State University supporter plate (Large green “S” at the far left), so it could be read as “Ssssss”.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2012, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/395 "2012-11-19T02:29:55Z")

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Saw one the other day that said, “THE BORG”.

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2012, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/396 "2012-11-19T03:09:26Z")

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> Saw one the other day that said, “THE BORG”.

Was it on a Nissan Cube?

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2012, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/397 "2012-11-19T03:17:13Z")

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> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#):
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> Was it on a Nissan Cube?

\<chagrined\> I did not notice, or if I did, I no longer remember (it was almost a month ago). I hope it was!

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2012, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/398 "2012-11-19T20:07:20Z")

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I saw this one the other day:

TWNSCRW  
Twins Crew?  
Town Scarecrow?  
Twin Screw?  
Town Screw?

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2012, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/399 "2012-11-19T20:33:27Z")

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I saw a Lamborghini with the plate “LAMBO” a couple of weeks ago. It’s a good thing that it had the license plate, otherwise I might not have noticed that the car was in fact a $300,000 Lamborghini.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/400 "2013-01-26T04:22:22Z")

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You can’t get GAYGUY in Georgia without suing: [Autoblog: Car News, Reviews and Buying Guides](http://autos.aol.com/article/georgia-gay-license-plate-lawsuit/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmaing10%7Cdl10%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D261944)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/401 "2013-03-25T13:11:19Z")

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Seen around NE Ohio since mid-November:

CHARTWL - A Churchill fan? Chartwell was his country estate  
ESPN FAN  
DRL SGT  
JS 1 BILL  
40 PSALM (which begins, “I waited patiently for the Lord; and He inclined unto me, and heard my cry…”)  
RU JEEPN - “Are you Jeepin’?” - on a Jeep  
MJ N ME  
MAD AMPS  
0 REGRTS  
LADYNBLU  
APL A DAY - “Apple a day” - a doctor’s car?  
ROKN MOM - “Rockin’ mom”  
LTSRYD - “Let’s ride”  
HEBR II 1 (“Therefore we ought to give the more earnest heed to the things which we have heard, lest at any time we should let them slip.”)  
YOU PUSH  
APRLOVE - April love?  
MOOVIT  
N TO JAZZ  
OH PRIUS - On a Prius with Ohio plates, of course  
UN CAFE  
LONGVTY  
SLAWDOG  
GIV THX  
BAW C LDY - “Bossy lady”  
PLEIADS - An astronomer’s car?: [Pleiades - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleiades)  
DEF STAR  
TRESSEL - Along with an OSU sticker: [Jim Tressel - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Tressel)  
R ADMRL  
IMANTSU - Not sure about this one  
I TUMORS - Or this  
COSTI FG - Ditto  
AINT MSB - “Ain’t misbehavin’,” presumably  
TRPNOUT - “Trippin’ out”  
MUHAHA - An evil genius’s laugh?  
GO G3TTA - “Go-getter”  
BEDBUG - On a VW Bug  
NAVY KID  
XJARHD - “Ex-Jarhead,” a former Marine

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