# Funny vanity plates you've seen lately **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 12, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468 "2010-11-12T19:38:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/402 "2013-03-25T13:48:29Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Seen around NE Ohio since mid-November: > XJARHD - “Ex-Jarhead,” a former Marine Impossible. There is no such thing. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/403 "2013-03-25T13:57:14Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > Impossible. There is no such thing. I know that’s not the preferred parlance (“Once a Marine, always a Marine,” etc.), but what else could it mean? ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/404 "2013-03-25T13:59:42Z")
**LGL LGL** Pair of legals - paralegal. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/405 "2013-03-25T14:50:45Z")
extra-jarheaded maybe? Or, do the Marines use “XO”? ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/406 "2013-04-18T03:01:21Z")
Seen on a white Mitsubishi Galaxy: WARP 9 ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/407 "2013-04-18T03:23:35Z")
MKE FE on a [Harley Davidson Plate](http://www.dot.wisconsin.gov/drivers/vehicles/personal/special/harley-davidson.htm). ---
**Author:** ![ookpik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c68b51/32.png) [@ookpik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ookpik)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/408 "2013-04-18T13:55:58Z")
Seen on a Porsche 911: BADGINA I’m sure Gina thinks she’s badass, but that’s not how most people read it. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/409 "2013-04-18T13:59:09Z")
On a pearl-white, older model (boxy) cadillac with ALL the gold trim…gold wheels included, if I remember correctly. Oh, it was at 75th and Troost in Kansas City, if that makes a difference: STANK ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/410 "2013-04-18T14:30:40Z")
Seen just this morning in London: [![](http://tinypic.com/images/goodbye.jpg) ](http://tinypic.com/images/goodbye.jpg) “Bog” is British slang for a toilet. I think the same company also has A 701LET and many other bathroom-related plates ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/411 "2013-04-18T16:00:14Z")
> [@Labtrash](#): > > I saw this one the other day: > > TWNSCRW > Twins Crew? > Town Scarecrow? > Twin Screw? > Town Screw? I guess the car has a twin screw supercharger and/or the owner is a seaman on a twin screw submarine. ---
**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/412 "2013-04-18T16:58:48Z")
It’s a comment on his sexual preferences. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/413 "2013-04-18T17:02:26Z")
Mabye it’s a member of the Target Field grounds crew on vacation? ---
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/414 "2013-04-18T17:42:08Z")
I saw this one the other day: BT2GOD All I can think of is that they are mooning God. ---
**Author:** ![dubs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dubs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dubs)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/415 "2013-04-19T00:04:06Z")
U LK GR8 Made me smile the whole day. ---
**Author:** ![Virgil\_Tibbs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Virgil\_Tibbs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Virgil_Tibbs)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/416 "2013-04-19T10:46:47Z")
Saw ‘AYE CRY’ yesterday. Weird rather than funny. ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/417 "2013-04-19T10:52:05Z")
> [@dubs](#): > > U LK GR8 > Made me smile the whole day. It didn’t mean you. Sorry. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/418 "2013-04-19T12:54:46Z")
My friend’s parents have YAB OG on their car. In your rear view mirror it says GO BAY. ‘Bay’ being the nick name for the local high school sports team. ---
**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/419 "2013-04-19T20:13:32Z")
Yesterday mrAru and I spotted an 30s Ford hot rod in a great bright red, plates 00 YA, with little googly eyes in the 00 😛 ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/420 "2013-04-19T20:19:40Z")
Monday I was horribly and pruposefully cut off in traffic by a black Ford Escape which actually jumped from the left lane, passed in front of me, took the place I had signalled to take in the ight lane, and then jumped back in front of me, slammed on the brakes, and returned to it’s original place in the left lane. The license plate? [QUZICAN] 'cause I can Talk about insult to injury! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/421 "2013-05-25T05:33:04Z")
Today’s chuckle: 2NKLHDS That one took me a few minutes to figure out. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468.md?page=20) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468.md?page=22)