# Funny vanity plates you've seen lately

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 12, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468 "2010-11-12T19:38:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![panaccione](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@panaccione](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panaccione)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/422 "2013-05-25T15:45:39Z")

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Hot Mess

On a beat up junker. Bet the vanity plate was worth more than her car.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/423 "2013-07-22T14:32:51Z")

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Seen in the past few months around here:

VA LAW  
IRONMAN  
NOGIALO  
PRIMTME  
I MDBALM - “I am de bomb”  
OBJECTN  
SALM 91 - Psalm 91, which begins, "Whoever dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty. I will say of the Lord, “He is my refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust…”  
LV LF LOV - Live, laugh, love  
GGGGGGG  
PINT MSB  
EDANDME  
56 GINTS  
ON HOLD  
I KINGS 3 - about Solomon asking for wisdom  
CHOKOL8 - Chocolate  
RONDON  
R ADMRL  
TENZIN  
IM JEEPN - On a Jeep, of course  
KIDZNUS  
3RD DOWN  
DDY KAR  
NJANEER  
SOUL WMN  
MY JOY  
BLLDOG  
TUNED N  
UWANT I  
FUN MBLE - Funmobile  
SALM 100 - Psalm 100, which begins, “Shout for joy to the Lord, all the earth. Worship the Lord with gladness; come before him with joyful songs…”  
YAH WON

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/424 "2013-07-22T14:38:22Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> SALM 91 - Psalm 91, which begins, "Whoever dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty. I will say of the Lord, “He is my refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust…”

I keep seeing someone around here with PSLM 91 and a bunch of religious bumper stickers.

But [here’s](http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f44/JoeyJoeyPP/IMG_20130707_183821_577_zps79c8b601.jpg) the best one I’ve seen in a long time.

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/425 "2013-07-22T15:27:49Z")

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Yesterday I saw a guy with a disability plate (and he was using it; he was parked in a handicap spot) that said:

G1MPY

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/426 "2013-07-22T15:45:34Z")

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> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#):
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> Yesterday I saw a guy with a disability plate (and he was using it; he was parked in a handicap spot) that said:
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> G1MPY

I think I already posted it here, but I caught [this one](http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f44/JoeyJoeyPP/photobucket-1680-1337298784607.jpg) a while back.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/427 "2013-12-09T15:04:10Z")

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Seen around NE Ohio in recent months:

K1NGP1N  
VLTHNTR - not sure what this means  
WERE OFF  
DUN RACN - a retired NASCAR driver?  
MAK IT SO - a Picard fan, I’ll bet  
QIYUAN 7 - also a puzzle to me - Chinese?  
ISED8YU - an anaesthesiologist, I’m guessing  
NERD DAD  
SOCLASY  
AUNTY EM - A _Wizard of Oz_ fan  
SHRUNK  
18 KARAT  
1 KINGS 3 - re: God talking to Solomon  
ONE LADY  
FRAKTUR - A font: [Fraktur - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraktur)  
1 TOTO 1 - “Run Toto run!”  
TARDIS 8 - A _Doctor Who_ fan  
GLDN RL - Golden Rule  
HVAC GUY  
ROKN MOM  
MUCH LUV  
GIV THX  
B CRE8IV

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**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/428 "2013-12-09T18:51:37Z")

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It’s been years, but I recall seeing a (Virginia?) license plate on a Black Jeep that read “BAA BAA”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/429 "2013-12-09T19:10:26Z")

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Last week I saw the Russian nickname “_Svetka_” on a license plate here in Massachusetts. The funny part is that it was written in “Cyrillic”, using standard Massachusetts characters:

**CBETKA**

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**Author:** ![James\_Toothpaste](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e56c9b/32.png) [@James\_Toothpaste](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Toothpaste)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/430 "2013-12-09T21:04:00Z")

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There’s one in my neighborhood that says " WE R LOUD"

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**Author:** ![James\_Toothpaste](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e56c9b/32.png) [@James\_Toothpaste](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Toothpaste)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/431 "2013-12-09T21:06:47Z")

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And SUGAR"

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**Author:** ![Hermione](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/cdc98d/32.png) [@Hermione](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hermione)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/432 "2013-12-10T02:01:57Z")

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Two I especially liked, as a Beatle fan:

LNRRGB

JPGR F4

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/433 "2013-12-10T04:24:39Z")

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> [@Hermione](#):
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> Two I especially liked, as a Beatle fan:
> 
> LNRRGB
> 
> JPGR F4

I don’t get it (them).

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**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/434 "2013-12-10T05:57:16Z")

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NO ACCT (if you can’t read this, blame your parents) - Incredibly beat up old Lincoln Continental

KABOOM - Ford Pinto

IM1RU12 - I am one, are you one two? A cute variant on “Do you know Dorothy?”

best - “BEYOND” - on a Plymouth Horizon (blue)

Google “Beyond the Blue Horizon”

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/435 "2013-12-10T07:57:42Z")

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> [@Hermione](#):
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> Two I especially liked, as a Beatle fan:
> 
> LNRRGB
> 
> JPGR F4

I haven’t figured out the first one, but I think the second one might be John, Paul, George, Ringo Fab 4.

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**Author:** ![MostlyClueless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MostlyClueless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MostlyClueless)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/436 "2013-12-10T12:24:16Z")

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LNRRGB - Eleanor Rigby

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/437 "2013-12-10T14:41:37Z")

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Ah, thanks. I get 'em now.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2015, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/438 "2015-08-04T20:11:55Z")

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Bumped.

From the list I’ve been keeping in my car:

DEEL MKR  
TRMN8R - Ahnuld fan  
HZ WLBDN  
2 HYDRXL- a chemist?  
PROVOKE  
NO2MUCH  
3 HR TOUR - _Gilligan_ fan  
F NT 4GOD  
30 JUNE - The driver’s birthday, I presume?  
PRASGOD  
WHTATRP  
I YI YI  
AWWWSM  
OSU BT MI - Michigan fan?

HRTLCKR  
BON V VNT  
IN2B8R - Anaesthesiologist?  
MVN FRWD  
UCMYTOY  
YOU PUSH  
INTREPD  
CHIPMNK  
MON MINI - on a Mini Cooper, naturally  
I DO TRY

WGN OUT  
FOXI LDY  
O IT2 HIM  
12 STRKS - baseball pitcher, mebbe  
123 PUSH - OB/GYN, or a comment on the car’s reliability

2 BE CONT  
TON O FUN  
ROKN MOM  
KA TET - Stephen King fan  
HES AWSM  
I AM NRN - registered nurse  
LUV25NG  
TUTTI  
MATCH PT - tennis player  
ME NINJA - me not  
1 AM ST1G - _Top Gear_ fan  
SGR PLUM - _Nutcracker_ fan  
AUNTY EM - \*Wizard of Oz \*fan  
MI ANJEL  
MOJAZZ

And my favorite:

ARAGORN

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**Post date:** [August 4, 2015, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/439 "2015-08-04T20:26:46Z")

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When I was a hang glider pilot I wanted to get a plate that said IAV82XS, but I never got around to it.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2015, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/440 "2015-08-04T20:48:58Z")

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I recently saw

\*\*GOFORIT

OHMYGD\*\*

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2015, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/441 "2015-08-04T21:41:48Z")

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I recently saw this one:

PRCLESS

The first thing that went through my mind was probably NOT what he was going for.

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