# Funny vanity plates you've seen lately

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 12, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468 "2010-11-12T19:38:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2015, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/442 "2015-08-04T23:23:33Z")

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Some of the ones seen (and photographed) in recent weeks:  
1SEEKHIM  
2BUC\*IS  
2-DE-BCH  
2DAY (ST) (Save Turtles)  
4KIDS=0$  
4SWEETPI  
5GATRS  
6 BCHBMZ  
77H 7777  
ACERTIJO  
AVIATRES  
BACKNLIN  
BABBSRUS  
BBB-9999  
BCHBOMSZZ  
BEACH BENZ  
BEACHY 1  
BEEFMAN3  
BELPAESE  
BG BEAST  
BORINGS  
BOXCLOSR  
BUGETTE  
BYRDCAGE  
CMYGAME  
C-SCAPE-1  
CRISCO-1  
CURVEDOC (on Mazerati)  
DIREWOLF  
DOVERDEL  
DRA9NFLY  
E-ELITE  
ETMYDST  
EVOLVING  
FF AOWL  
FINDERS  
FNCYFEET  
FOR SHOW  
FURRSALE  
GAMZARUS  
GO-FR-IT  
GOGLIDER  
GLDKNGHT  
GOSOXGO  
GOT2LABS  
GYM SBLL  
HANSOLOW  
HEGUIDES  
HEZCMNBK  
HOCKEE  
IFIXBAX  
IMABOSS  
INUMPAIN  
IVADREAM  
KR8ZDMND  
LIF GUUD  
LILPRNCS  
LITT  
LUVHELEN  
LVLUCI  
M5BHAVN  
MASH IN  
MAY B L8  
MY 4BOYS  
NCSTATER  
N.E.T.I.D.  
NVR3PUTT  
NICE AS  
NONCIC  
NOT BUSY  
NOVLVR  
NYY 15 (with NY Yankees frame  
OHAPDAY  
OH-MYMY  
ONESIGMA  
OSTEOPAH  
OXSANA  
OUR VEH!  
PAPASURF  
PARTYUV7  
PETSRLUV  
PISH  
QT CAR  
QTPA2T  
QUECHEE  
RACRGIRL  
RDSX AL  
RECOVR  
REDLINE1  
REVRSE  
RLRRLRLL  
ROCN RED  
ROTTLUVR  
ROUNDBOY  
S3ASALT  
S733H 09 (Inverted GO HEELS)  
SAILNGRL  
SEAWITCH  
SLOWSOH  
SOLRHAIR  
STLRGRL  
SR PARIS  
SUMLUVR  
SUNFLVET  
TCHRSPET  
TILALLR1  
TRAINR2U  
TRTLGIRL  
TURTLE68  
TURTLE75  
TUTU 1  
USGIZ  
USNDD868  
USNPILOT  
VERANDAS  
VETSWAGER  
VISUALIZ  
VROOM-2  
VZ HIMPR  
WISDOM  
WALLOON  
WANAFISH  
WOLSWAGN  
WORMBRNR  
WOLSWAGN  
WRTSVLE  
WYNOT  
XMASPSNT  
XNUYAUKA  
YA-KITTY

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2018, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/443 "2018-09-06T14:22:24Z")

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Bumped.

Seen around here recently:

TAX WZRD  
STAY MAD  
XY XY XX  
FLM NOIR  
TEE HEEE  
PROV 16 3 - Proverbs 16:3: “Commit your work to the Lord, and your plans will be established”  
O IT2 HIM  
OVA WRKD  
YOU PUSH  
NO1 B4 HIM  
SGRWALS - A Prince fan?  
BUMBLBE - On a yellow Mini Cooper

O B WAN  
EVIL RN - Don’t want to stay in _that_ hospital!  
TIM EL - With a Superman crest on the plate  
USE A MAC  
SRFS UP  
PHSH PHN  
R WE L8  
LVN A DRM  
BLK ACR - Probably a lawyer: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackacre](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackacre)  
JUST 4 2 - On a very small car  
SNK R SWM  
KOWBELL  
JEDI MOM  
XITEMNT  
2HYDRXL  
BIM-ME-UP

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2018, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/444 "2018-09-06T14:39:31Z")

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Only one I remember clearly, and it’s been many years, was on a Mercury Cougar (built 1967-2002) and was CATAMT.

Cat +AMT\>Amount = Catamount, another name for a Cougar/Mountain Lion

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2018, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/445 "2018-09-06T21:22:37Z")

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Today I saw, SUMR247

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2018, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/446 "2018-09-06T23:45:04Z")

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YIMPOOR on a Corvette C7

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2018, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/447 "2018-09-06T23:59:22Z")

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Couple months ago at a stop light:

BLXICAN

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**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/448 "2018-09-07T01:09:02Z")

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I saw one today that said HUMMMM - car should be obvious.

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**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/449 "2018-09-07T01:46:40Z")

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> [@jz78817](#):
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> Bright orange Mustang GT. Plate?
> 
> “CHEETO”

This reminded me of the old orange-and-white Chevy Suburban I saw that had CREMSICL on its plate.

The first personalized plate I remember was from Alaska. It said BRRRRR.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/450 "2018-09-07T02:08:18Z")

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PA1T FWD

I wonder how much paying it forward they really did given it was on a Mercedes S class.

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**Author:** ![Kelevra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/97f17d/32.png) [@Kelevra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kelevra)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/451 "2018-09-07T18:14:12Z")

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I was behind a BMW with the plates IMBMING.  
He might have been beeming, but I was shitting myself!

My in-laws just bought a Honda Pilot. I begged them to get the plate PONTIUS. Alas, being fundamentalists, they didn’t see the humor.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/452 "2018-09-07T18:29:06Z")

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> [@Kelevra](#):
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> …My in-laws just bought a Honda Pilot. I begged them to get the plate PONTIUS. Alas, being fundamentalists, they didn’t see the humor.

That would’ve been great.

Still my all-time favorite: [https://www.richmondbizsense.com/images/eatthekidsfirst.jpg](https://www.richmondbizsense.com/images/eatthekidsfirst.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/453 "2018-09-07T18:58:31Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> That would’ve been great.
> 
> Still my all-time favorite: [https://www.richmondbizsense.com/images/eatthekidsfirst.jpg](https://www.richmondbizsense.com/images/eatthekidsfirst.jpg)

Ha ha! The red handprints take that to another level.

There used to be a white Volkswagen Rabbit in our area that had IML8 on the plate.

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**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2018, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/454 "2018-09-07T19:07:32Z")

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Just thought of one I saw the other day on a company van. BLINDMN.

The company was Dan the Blind Man.

(He installs window blinds, doncha know?) 🙂

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**Author:** ![Mumberthax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mumberthax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumberthax)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2018, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/455 "2018-09-08T04:51:27Z")

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How about my own plate: AOEU - the Dvorak equivalent of ASDF.

In fact, I’m typing this on the Dvorak keyboard right now.

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**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-vanity-plates-youve-seen-lately/560468/457 "2020-02-24T15:39:11Z")

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Reported.

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