# Funny, you don't LOOK 500... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404 "2000-12-07T00:11:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/1 "2000-12-07T00:11:54Z")
It has been brought to my attention that a certain Doper _cough_ Nymysys _cough_ is approaching her 500th post! So come on, join in… celebrate 500. Nym, you haven’t been here long, but I sure can’t remember the place without you. Happy 500, babe! ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/2 "2000-12-07T00:15:58Z")
Rasa damn it, she’s **my** newbie!!! I get to parade her around for all to see, hmmmmmm…I’ll just have to come up with something a bit more suggestive I think. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/3 "2000-12-07T00:18:15Z")
That’s cause you both came on about the same time. Well, I can… and let me tell you it was infinetenly duller. We love ya babe ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/4 "2000-12-07T00:18:38Z")
Well, since it’s a post party, Omni, you could break out your Shiny White Ass or something. I’m sure Nym would apperciate it… 🙂 And pfft, she’s MY newbie. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/5 "2000-12-07T00:22:07Z")
nymysys, namasas, nemesis, nope, never heard of her. I’ve never seen any of her posts on the board, and I’ve never run into her in chat ;). Well…maybe a time or twenty. Like Rasa said I can’t imagine the board without you. So have a whatever on me, kid Keith P.S. You don’t even have to wear the Winnie the Pooh slippers in this thread 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/6 "2000-12-07T00:22:23Z")
Good for her. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/7 "2000-12-07T00:22:40Z")
oooh… fight between Rasa and Omni… I predict… **Rasa will kick your shiny white ass** and anyway… I’m the one who introduced nym to the boards… so I say she’s Rasa’s newbie. ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/8 "2000-12-07T00:27:07Z")
I just like to take this opportunity to thank all the little people…what?..this thread isn’t devoted to me? Oh. ::dejected:: Well then. A happy 500 for the poster with the sexiest mind (and most likely other things). I’m on my way for the Glenfiddich. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/9 "2000-12-07T00:28:12Z")
And for my 500th post I’d like to say… Omni didn’t want me in the other thread, and Rasa and Scratchie are tied up with each other. I must be my OWN newbie! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SeaDiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@SeaDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDiver)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/10 "2000-12-07T00:34:40Z")
Well, you’ll still be our honorary “Angel”, won’t you, Nym? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/11 "2000-12-07T00:36:04Z")
::thinking of Nym, scratchie, and tying up:: Oh Nen’s here too add him to above equation… ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/12 "2000-12-07T00:48:00Z")
Damn, I’m apparently going to have to go back and propose to Nen, too. He’d fit right into our little group marriage. I have to go think about being tied up…I mean tying people u…I mean, I have to go do something now. \ ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/13 "2000-12-07T00:56:02Z")
Ok, but we have to invite Nen’s wife too, so that we have an even ratio, m’kay? ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/14 "2000-12-07T01:06:34Z")
Bondage? Did someone mention bondage? ::puuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:: ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/15 "2000-12-07T01:12:31Z")
Um…Nen has a note from his wife. Says he can come out to play. Just make sure he just doesn’t catch cold. Look, it’s notarized and everything! ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/16 "2000-12-07T01:13:10Z")
Damnit Nen, it’s hard to take someone seriously when little smileys sneak into their posts… if you’re gonna purr, do it right! Besides, you need some more stretching done before you’re allowed to play with us. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/17 "2000-12-07T01:13:13Z")
I’ve got some handcuffs here under the bed and some rope… eeeewwww. Chris told me he cleaned these. ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/18 "2000-12-07T01:14:17Z")
Yes, the note is notarized by my dear friend…um…I mean remote acquaintance. And disable smilies! Diable smilies! ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/19 "2000-12-07T01:15:36Z")
scratchie… dear… you should know better than to play with others’ bondage toys. Especially when they’re not clean. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/20 "2000-12-07T01:52:43Z")
Hey, I don’t need any help with the bondage gear, unless you want all of us to get together and play. And without the smilies, just for you, Nymph. ::puuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404.md?page=2)