# Funny, you don't LOOK 500... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 7, 2000, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404 "2000-12-07T00:11:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/21 "2000-12-07T01:53:58Z")
Oh, and just to put in perspective, the sig: ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/22 "2000-12-07T01:59:04Z")
\ You guys really know how to make a girl feel welcome around here. And give me goosebumps. \ Nice sig, Nen. I’m honoured. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/23 "2000-12-07T04:08:39Z")
Happy 500 (actually 506 by now). ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/24 "2000-12-07T04:12:57Z")
Congrats on 500, Nym! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/25 "2000-12-07T05:47:29Z")
Damn my DSL service being down! Getting in so late to my favorite Dopers 500th post party… How embarassing… Happy 500, babe. You the best! \ - Dave ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/26 "2000-12-07T06:44:30Z")
_arrives clad in black for a lightning visit bearing alcohol, massage oil and a strange-looking wrapped gift._ Congrats Nym. Your ppd quotient must be absurd, but you most definitely have made quite an impact on the boards. Always interesting and quite the treasure, you’re the best PA a guy could have. Now take the present before I get teary. Oh and open it when you’re alone and away from everyone else. _hugs and kisses_ ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/27 "2000-12-07T06:49:46Z")
Ooo! Presents! Nym gives gooood presents. She gave me and scratchie presents. They all got used. Some more than others. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/28 "2000-12-07T17:24:26Z")
Um…if dpr gave me the same kind of presents I gave Rasa and scratchie he’s got some tall explaining to do. Up close. In detail. Whisper it in my ear, would you, dpr? Ooooh…and smooches from Morphy, too? Damn, what did I do to get so lucky? ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404/29 "2000-12-07T17:37:39Z")
Well some of the presents you gave us were inocuous enough… there’s only one “incriminating” one I can think of really, and that was actually the least used… except once when it was conveniently nearby… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funny-you-dont-look-500/44404.md?page=1)