# Furry Celebrities **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 15, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766 "2003-01-15T16:46:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/1 "2003-01-15T16:46:01Z")
I tend to think of celebrities as Furries…anthropomorphic animals with human attributes. Elvis - lion John Lennon - fox Paul McCartney - skunk George Harrison - wolf Ringo Starr - calico cat Jerry Garcia - raccoon Elton John - otter Richard Nixon - bulldog John Goodman - bear Jerry Seinfeld- opossum Liam Neeson - irish setter Michael Jackson - don’t go there What celebrities remind YOU of what animals? ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/2 "2003-01-15T17:22:15Z")
Pat Benatar - chipmunk ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/3 "2003-01-15T17:43:03Z")
Hugh Jackman - wolverine. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/4 "2003-01-15T17:50:00Z")
Jocelyn Wildenstein - spooked horse ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/5 "2003-01-15T17:58:53Z")
I thought this was going to be about hairy celebrities, like Robin Williams or Dan Hedaya. I’ll have to think about this… ---
**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/6 "2003-01-15T18:05:25Z")
And I thought it was going to be about celebrity animals, like Lassie and that dog on Frasier. But Michael Jackson reminds me of a gazelle. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/7 "2003-01-16T00:17:36Z")
Calista Flockhart – meerkat ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/8 "2003-01-16T00:45:33Z")
barbra streisand= siamese cat ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/9 "2003-01-16T02:51:27Z")
John Elway - horse. ---
**Author:** ![SC\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@SC\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SC_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/10 "2003-01-16T03:03:38Z")
Sean Connery - Wolf ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/11 "2003-01-16T03:13:08Z")
Rudy Giuliani - frog ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/12 "2003-01-16T03:45:43Z")
Roseanne Barr-amoeba ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/13 "2003-01-16T04:34:56Z")
I hate to see who’s going to be compared to one of those undersea-vent tube worm creatures…maybe Andy Dick. ---
**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/14 "2003-01-16T05:50:23Z")
George W. Bush = chimpanzee /obvious ---
**Author:** ![happyheathen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5e925/32.png) [@happyheathen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/happyheathen)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/15 "2003-01-16T06:10:32Z")
Dick Cheney = vulture ---
**Author:** ![AfterAugust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@AfterAugust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AfterAugust)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/16 "2003-01-16T06:26:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ElwoodCuse \* > \*\*George W. Bush = chimpanzee > > /obvious \*\* Well, I don’t know…look at his head, face, and lips - I’d say more like a turtle. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/17 "2003-01-16T06:52:01Z")
I probably shouldn’t tell you this, but the incumbent the first time I ran for Parliament reminded me of a ferret. Or possibly a stoat. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/18 "2003-01-16T16:41:14Z")
Arnold Scwarzenegger - Tyranosauraus Rex Hulk Hogan - Clydesdale Horse Andre the Giant - Wolly Mammoth Muhammed Ali - black panther ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/19 "2003-01-16T16:48:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enola Straight \* > \*\*Muhammed Ali - black panther \*\* Not a butterfly/bee? ---
**Author:** ![agentfroot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@agentfroot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/agentfroot)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/20 "2003-01-16T17:02:45Z")
richard simmons - one of those annoying lap dogs that little old ladies have [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766.md?page=2)