# Furry Celebrities **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 15, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766 "2003-01-15T16:46:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![jellen92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6bbea6/32.png) [@jellen92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jellen92)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/21 "2003-01-16T18:47:07Z")
Heather Graham - E.T. ---
**Author:** ![Adam\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Adam\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Adam_K)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/22 "2003-01-16T23:58:58Z")
Robert Davi - wart hog ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/23 "2003-01-17T01:32:00Z")
Terry Guillian – Hedgehog [sub]Apologies to **Spiny Norman** [/sub] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/24 "2003-01-17T01:33:04Z")
Bill O’Reilly - jackass ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/25 "2003-01-17T11:07:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GIGObuster \* > \*\*Terry Guillian – Hedgehog > [sub]Apologies to **Spiny Norman** [/sub] 😃 \*\* Dinsdale! ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2003, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/26 "2003-01-17T11:27:29Z")
In my mind: Matt Damon - Coyote Jack Nicholson - Shark Bruce Campbell - Moose Harrison Ford - Chameleon Ian McKellen - Fox Christopher Walken - Owl That’s all I got off the top of my head. -Ashley (Fox) ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/27 "2003-01-19T02:14:48Z")
And here I was thinking we were all going to talk about Robin Williams! ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/28 "2003-01-19T04:08:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ElwoodCuse \* > \*\*George W. Bush = chimpanzee > > /obvious \*\* George H. Bush = giant lizard (no I haven’t been reading David Icke- it just seems obvious 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![ninevah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/46a35a/32.png) [@ninevah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ninevah)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/29 "2003-01-19T07:40:58Z")
Neil Finn - Ant ---
**Author:** ![SnugTheJoiner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e8c25b/32.png) [@SnugTheJoiner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnugTheJoiner)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/30 "2003-01-19T08:54:04Z")
Cher = Afghan hound ---
**Author:** ![Second\_Guest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@Second\_Guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Guest)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/31 "2003-01-19T18:34:14Z")
Dennis Franz - Koala ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/32 "2003-01-20T13:32:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FisherQueen \* > \*\*But Michael Jackson reminds me of a gazelle. \*\* Oh my God. You’re right! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! ---
**Author:** ![Crispy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@Crispy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crispy)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/33 "2003-01-20T20:37:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SnugTheJoiner \* > \*\*Cher = Afghan hound \*\* Ooohh! Good one! I usually can’t see the animal-ness in someone, but that was dead on. ---
**Author:** ![Sock\_Munkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Sock\_Munkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_Munkey)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/34 "2003-01-21T11:13:13Z")
Andy Dick - weasle Michael Jackson - chameleon Im’ Surprised I was the first to say that. ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/35 "2003-01-21T15:26:47Z")
Joan Rivers - Fish ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/36 "2003-01-21T15:32:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crispy \* > \*\*Ooohh! Good one! I usually can’t see the animal-ness in someone, but that was dead on. \*\* I’ll never look at Cher again without thinking of that! Robin Williams is a gorilla, and both Andrew Lloyd Webber and ex-wife Sarah Brightman are referred to as “chipmunks” in the British press. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/37 "2003-01-23T00:43:51Z")
Jack Nicholson - tazmanian devil (loony toon version) Dustin Hoffman - rat Jay Leno - pelican Bill Gates - mouse Marylin Manson - really, REALLY twisted rabbitt Mao Tse Dong - Panda How about fictional characters? Captain Kirk - cougar Luke Skywalker - lynx Worf - snapping turtle ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/38 "2003-01-23T01:01:16Z")
James Carville has always looked like some kind of eel or lamprey to me. ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Alpha\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/39 "2003-01-23T03:20:07Z")
Sammy Davis Jr - Goat ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766/40 "2003-01-23T04:50:35Z")
Bill Clinton always kind of reminded me of a basset hound. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/furry-celebrities/148766.md?page=3)