# fushj00mang is an Asshole

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fushj00mang-is-an-asshole/209195>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 23, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fushj00mang-is-an-asshole/209195 "2003-10-23T21:19:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fushj00mang-is-an-asshole/209195/1 "2003-10-23T21:19:20Z")

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We have met the enemy, and they are ours - [two ships, two brigs,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=216812)[one schooner, and one sloop.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=213657)

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fushj00mang-is-an-asshole/209195/2 "2003-10-23T21:30:52Z")

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Simply an asshole? Add in misogynist, racist, violent, sociopathic and homophobic and you start getting a better picture.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fushj00mang-is-an-asshole/209195/3 "2003-10-23T21:35:37Z")

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Wow, he sure talks alot.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fushj00mang-is-an-asshole/209195/4 "2003-10-23T21:38:45Z")

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And he claims to be a member of our armed forces–an NCO in Special Forces, to be more specific. If true, this does not reflect well on the military’s psych testing and evaluation.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fushj00mang-is-an-asshole/209195/5 "2003-10-23T21:39:01Z")

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> Simply an asshole? Add in misogynist, racist, violent, sociopathic and homophobic and you start getting a better picture.

I have not yet begun to fight!

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fushj00mang-is-an-asshole/209195/6 "2003-10-23T21:49:22Z")

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Jesus, what a piece of work. I liked the use of a naval quotation to pit a homophobe. Oddly appropriate, that.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fushj00mang-is-an-asshole/209195/7 "2003-10-23T21:52:11Z")

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Maybe he was the guy who painted “fag” on that bomb?

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fushj00mang-is-an-asshole/209195/8 "2003-10-23T21:55:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Miller \*  
> \*\*Jesus, what a piece of work. I liked the use of a naval quotation to pit a homophobe. Oddly appropriate, that. \*\*

Without a decisive naval force we can do nothing definitive, and with it, everything honorable and glorious.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fushj00mang-is-an-asshole/209195/9 "2003-10-23T22:02:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dr. Rieux \*  
> \*\*And he claims to be a member of our armed forces–an NCO in Special Forces, to be more specific. If true, this does not reflect well on the military’s psych testing and evaluation. \*\*

Which reminds me:

**Monty** , if you happen by this thread, any word from [the Sumpter PD](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=207608&perpage=50&highlight=pentagon&pagenumber=1)?

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**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fushj00mang-is-an-asshole/209195/10 "2003-10-23T23:02:34Z")

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Geez, what an insensitive lout! **fushj00mang** I sincerely wish you well in your journey to learn manners, I hope you don’t have to go through the “school of hard knocks” to learn them.

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fushj00mang-is-an-asshole/209195/11 "2003-10-24T02:12:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \*  
> \*\*We have met the enemy, and they are ours - [two ships, two brigs,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=216812)[one schooner, and one sloop.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=213657) \*\*

_lurches into the thread_

Fortunately…we have the PEARL! Saavy?

_lurches off_

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**Author:** ![Not\_In\_Anger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@Not\_In\_Anger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_In_Anger)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fushj00mang-is-an-asshole/209195/12 "2003-10-24T04:01:02Z")

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OMG. I believe that is the sorriest excuse for a human being I’ve ever seen.

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**Author:** ![fushj00mang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fushj00mang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fushj00mang)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fushj00mang-is-an-asshole/209195/13 "2003-10-24T04:01:15Z")

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Not Special Forces, Security Forces.

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**Author:** ![Not\_In\_Anger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@Not\_In\_Anger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_In_Anger)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fushj00mang-is-an-asshole/209195/14 "2003-10-24T04:05:12Z")

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Double Yikes!

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fushj00mang-is-an-asshole/209195/15 "2003-10-24T04:35:11Z")

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Calm yourself, **fush**. Rage can cause stroke and heart attacks and result in further brain damage.

BTW, the last ground troops left Vietnam in 1973, not 1972 as stated in your earlier thread.

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**Author:** ![fushj00mang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fushj00mang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fushj00mang)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fushj00mang-is-an-asshole/209195/16 "2003-10-24T07:57:23Z")

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Zoe,

I stand corrected. I’ll remember that the next time I come across a Vietnam pretender. 😃

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**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fushj00mang-is-an-asshole/209195/17 "2003-10-24T10:02:20Z")

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Yes, and an idiot.

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fushj00mang-is-an-asshole/209195/18 "2003-10-24T11:19:48Z")

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In related news, the sky is blue, grass is green, and the Pope shits on a bear…

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**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fushj00mang-is-an-asshole/209195/19 "2003-10-24T11:41:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by GMRyujin \*  
> \*\*_lurches into the thread_
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> Fortunately…we have the PEARL! Saavy?
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> _lurches off_ \*\*

_Hands **GMRyujin** the prestigious “Most Awesome Drive-By One-liner of the Year Award”._

[sub]The statue of Cecil on the top doubles as a pez dispenser.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fushj00mang-is-an-asshole/209195/20 "2003-10-24T13:52:08Z")

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> Zoe,
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> I stand corrected. I’ll remember that the next time I come across a Vietnam pretender.

From time to time, the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots.

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