# Futurama returns -- anticipation and the first two episodes \[edited title\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 23, 2010, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/futurama-returns-anticipation-and-the-first-two-episodes-edited-title/544213 "2010-06-23T05:09:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/futurama-returns-anticipation-and-the-first-two-episodes-edited-title/544213/21 "2010-06-23T20:32:14Z")
DVR blurb for the episode: “Rebirth” After a devastating spaceship crash, the Professor makes his way back to the Planet Express headquarters in New New York City, where he decides to turn the circumstances around by resuscitating the crew with his birth machine. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/futurama-returns-anticipation-and-the-first-two-episodes-edited-title/544213/22 "2010-06-23T20:32:56Z")
Morbo will destroy you!!! This looked much better using the Alien Language font on my computer:( ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/futurama-returns-anticipation-and-the-first-two-episodes-edited-title/544213/23 "2010-06-23T20:36:15Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > Followed by new episodes of Everybody Loves Hypno-Toad!!! [ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!](http://r33b.net/) ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/futurama-returns-anticipation-and-the-first-two-episodes-edited-title/544213/24 "2010-06-23T20:38:06Z")
I’m so excited I’m vomiting from both my saltwater and freshwater stomachs. ---
**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/futurama-returns-anticipation-and-the-first-two-episodes-edited-title/544213/25 "2010-06-23T20:45:23Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > I’m so excited I’m vomiting from both my saltwater and freshwater stomachs. The double vomit is a sign of joy! ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/futurama-returns-anticipation-and-the-first-two-episodes-edited-title/544213/26 "2010-06-23T23:46:28Z")
> [@Elysium](#): > > I’m heading to a premiere party tomorrow night with one of [these](http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1045/4728005326_eb5dcaf842.jpg) for the host. > > I can’t wait! On to new business. Today’s mission is to go to Elysium’s friend’s party. ---
**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/futurama-returns-anticipation-and-the-first-two-episodes-edited-title/544213/27 "2010-06-23T23:50:22Z")
> [@Morbo](#): > > On to new business. Today’s mission is to go to Elysium’s friend’s party. What are we going to do there? ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/futurama-returns-anticipation-and-the-first-two-episodes-edited-title/544213/28 "2010-06-23T23:54:45Z")
> [@Dante](#): > > What are we going to do there? Nothing. Just walk around not wearing a helmet. ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/futurama-returns-anticipation-and-the-first-two-episodes-edited-title/544213/29 "2010-06-24T01:08:51Z")
Wait a minute, Morbo’s got a Brain Slug on his head! (the lil’ thing must be feasting on his POWERFUL THROBBING FOREHEAD VEINS!) Glad the Planet Express crew was finally able to outwit the \B\ox Network and the evil of the Execubots, I think I’ll enjoy a nice can of Slurm to celebrate the return, maybe I’ll even find a Golden Bottlecap, now, where’d I put that F-Ray, better ask the What-If-Machine… ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/futurama-returns-anticipation-and-the-first-two-episodes-edited-title/544213/30 "2010-06-24T02:57:52Z")
Look out for the colossal mouth bass! ---
**Author:** ![fusoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@fusoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fusoya)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/futurama-returns-anticipation-and-the-first-two-episodes-edited-title/544213/31 "2010-06-24T03:05:26Z")
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let there be an Anthology of Interest 3 this season! Good news everybody, there ISN’T! What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! It IS! My precious torso!! ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/futurama-returns-anticipation-and-the-first-two-episodes-edited-title/544213/32 "2010-06-24T03:34:15Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > Look out for the colossal mouth bass! Sweet Zombie Jesus! > [@fusoya](#): > > PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let there be an Anthology of Interest 3 this season! Good news everybody, there ISN’T! What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! It IS! My precious torso!! If you want to know: Nope. ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/futurama-returns-anticipation-and-the-first-two-episodes-edited-title/544213/33 "2010-06-24T06:21:07Z")
Hooray! Zoidberg can be popular again! ---
**Author:** ![Not\_A\_Tame\_Lion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e36b37/32.png) [@Not\_A\_Tame\_Lion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_A_Tame_Lion)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/futurama-returns-anticipation-and-the-first-two-episodes-edited-title/544213/34 "2010-06-24T07:05:05Z")
Now I don’t have to start my own sci-fi cartoon show!..with blackjack…and hookers! But I may still do it anyway… ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/futurama-returns-anticipation-and-the-first-two-episodes-edited-title/544213/35 "2010-06-24T07:43:43Z")
I’ll be sure to have my Fing-Longer handy so I can tune my TV to Comedy Central without leaving my recliner. ---
**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/futurama-returns-anticipation-and-the-first-two-episodes-edited-title/544213/36 "2010-06-24T11:37:57Z")
um… don’t think of me as an instrument of the devil, offering promise of temptations most foul or anything but… it’s leaked out onto the internet. i’ll spoiler box a link, but it’s not much of a protective measure from willpower. i for one am going to be super weak and watch it now since i’ll be at a wedding all weekend and won’t have a chance to watch it until sunday night. [http://www.casttv.com/shows/futurama/rebirth/6pazyu](http://www.casttv.com/shows/futurama/rebirth/6pazyu) i guess mods can censor this as they deem necessary… ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/futurama-returns-anticipation-and-the-first-two-episodes-edited-title/544213/37 "2010-06-24T13:50:14Z")
> [@Not\_A\_Tame\_Lion](#): > > Now I don’t have to start my own sci-fi cartoon show!..with blackjack…and hookers! > > But I may still do it anyway… you know what, forget the show… ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/futurama-returns-anticipation-and-the-first-two-episodes-edited-title/544213/38 "2010-06-24T14:25:24Z")
You just lost five bucks! ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/futurama-returns-anticipation-and-the-first-two-episodes-edited-title/544213/39 "2010-06-24T14:32:56Z")
Death by snoo snoo! ---
**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2010, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/futurama-returns-anticipation-and-the-first-two-episodes-edited-title/544213/40 "2010-06-24T14:44:58Z")
> [@MacTech](#): > > Wait a minute, Morbo’s got a Brain Slug on his head! Shhhhh!!! Just ignore it and switch to a garlic shampoo! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/futurama-returns-anticipation-and-the-first-two-episodes-edited-title/544213.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/futurama-returns-anticipation-and-the-first-two-episodes-edited-title/544213.md?page=3)