# Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 25, 2008, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk/446908 "2008-04-25T22:51:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk/446908/1 "2008-04-25T22:51:05Z")
51 degrees and sunny yesterday. Six inches of snow and still coming down today. Another 3-6" tomorrow. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck the snow fairies, fuck their mothers, fathers, sisters and children. If this is God’s idea of a joke, he can kiss my hairy ass. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to call and cancel tomorrow’s tire changeout appointment. ---
**Author:** ![Eric\_Halfabee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Eric\_Halfabee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eric_Halfabee)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk/446908/2 "2008-04-25T22:51:40Z")
[QUOTE=Chefguy] 51 degrees and sunny yesterday. Six inches of snow and still coming down today. Another 3-6" tomorrow. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck the snow fairies, fuck their mothers, fathers, sisters and children. If this is God’s idea of a joke, he can kiss my hairy ass. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to call and cancel tomorrow’s tire changeout appointment. [/QUOTE] Damn you, Al Gore! ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk/446908/3 "2008-04-25T22:58:23Z")
Dude, you’re in _Alaska_. What do you expect? _ivylass, enjoying the 80[sup]o[/sup] weather but wishing we had about a week of nothing but solid downpour, thunder 'n lightning rain._ ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk/446908/4 "2008-04-25T23:03:47Z")
It’s 80 degrees and sunny here. I played golf yesterday. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk/446908/5 "2008-04-25T23:06:10Z")
80 degrees and sunny in the Queen City. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk/446908/6 "2008-04-25T23:06:34Z")
[QUOTE=Chefguy] 51 degrees and sunny yesterday. Six inches of snow and still coming down today. Another 3-6" tomorrow. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck the snow fairies, fuck their mothers, fathers, sisters and children. If this is God’s idea of a joke, he can kiss my hairy ass. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to call and cancel tomorrow’s tire changeout appointment. [/QUOTE] Quoted for truth. I’m surprised the deaths from other people just snapping haven’t gone up in Calgary. We are supposed to get well above zero tomorrow, though. YAY!!!11!!! ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk/446908/7 "2008-04-25T23:10:53Z")
Last Saturday I was out doing yardwork. First it would snow, then it would rain, then we’d have clear skies, and ten minutes later it would be snowing again. And this is outside of Seattle. ---
**Author:** ![HongKongFooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c4cdca/32.png) [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk/446908/8 "2008-04-25T23:13:59Z")
We had snow yesterday, it’s funny driving around and seeing some people dressed in boots and jackets while others are dressed for tennis snow-be-damned. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk/446908/9 "2008-04-25T23:16:34Z")
Got the windows open and the warm breezes blowing through, here in Chesapeake country. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk/446908/10 "2008-04-25T23:17:42Z")
Hey, MoFo. We’ve had 70-80 in Akron, Ohio the last week. And now, because of you, by Tuesday, we’re F\*\*\*\*ed. Quit pushing that stuff our way, mkay? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![NightRabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@NightRabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NightRabbit)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk/446908/11 "2008-04-25T23:19:39Z")
I went fishing yesterday. Caught no bass, but did catch a sunburn. First sunburn of the summer! First shoulder peeling of the summer: two days (estimate). 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk/446908/12 "2008-04-25T23:20:19Z")
70 to 80 down here. Bracing for the heat, I imagine it will come in a few more weeks. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2008, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk/446908/13 "2008-04-25T23:48:45Z")
\ “So much for global warming, haw haw haw!” \ ---
**Author:** ![papergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/aca169/32.png) [@papergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/papergirl)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk/446908/14 "2008-04-26T00:24:13Z")
It’s nice here, but I sympathize with you. I’m in Indiana, and every winter I spend the entire season cursing the cold and the snow and the ice and the damned grey horrible sleety nastiness that is winter here. I hate it, hate it, hate it. I gotta find a good place to live someday. Keep warm. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk/446908/15 "2008-04-26T00:26:56Z")
Lucky Bastard! ---
**Author:** ![thirdwarning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecccb3/32.png) [@thirdwarning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdwarning)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk/446908/16 "2008-04-26T05:19:50Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] _ivylass, enjoying the 80[sup]o[/sup] weather but wishing we had about a week of nothing but solid downpour, thunder 'n lightning rain._ [/QUOTE] I’d be happy to send you some of ours. You probably don’t want the part that’s dripping from the ceiling, though. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk/446908/17 "2008-04-26T06:02:07Z")
I really enjoy living someplace where part of the atmosphere doesn’t freeze out and fall to the ground. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk/446908/18 "2008-04-26T06:11:08Z")
[QUOTE=Colibri] I really enjoy living someplace where part of the atmosphere doesn’t freeze out and fall to the ground. [/QUOTE] Yes, but you’re also someplace where the demarcation between the atmosphere, standing water, and the ground is sometimes hard to place accurately. ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk/446908/19 "2008-04-26T06:11:44Z")
[QUOTE=Lemur866] Last Saturday I was out doing yardwork. First it would snow, then it would rain, then we’d have clear skies, and ten minutes later it would be snowing again. And this is outside of Seattle. [/QUOTE] Ha! It snowed from Friday night well into Saturday afternoon. We got 4 inches or more, I swear. In April. On Vancouver Island. Huh? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk/446908/20 "2008-04-26T06:40:06Z")
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki] Yes, but you’re also someplace where the demarcation between the atmosphere, standing water, and the ground is sometimes hard to place accurately. [/QUOTE] Also, there are bugs there that can eat your head. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk/446908.md?page=2)