# FYI: A lady's corset provides minimal protection against a dildo attack. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2004, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fyi-a-ladys-corset-provides-minimal-protection-against-a-dildo-attack/254896 "2004-07-13T14:51:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fyi-a-ladys-corset-provides-minimal-protection-against-a-dildo-attack/254896/21 "2004-07-13T18:10:54Z")
It is now the beholden duty of all posters to this thread to spread the term **18"DHIBJD** throughout the land, confusing the 'danes and causing those in the know to giggle uncontrollably. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fyi-a-ladys-corset-provides-minimal-protection-against-a-dildo-attack/254896/22 "2004-07-13T19:24:55Z")
_wheezing, crying, beating the desk, hoping the boss doesn’t wonder what I’m laughing at_ I now have this indelible image of Beth with the Blue Dong of Death and Dismemberment that will haunt me to the end of my days. But it just barely overshadows the rather amusing thought of you in Beth’s corset. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Stonebow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Stonebow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stonebow)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fyi-a-ladys-corset-provides-minimal-protection-against-a-dildo-attack/254896/23 "2004-07-13T19:27:59Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > I wonder if an 18"DHIBJD could get through airport security? Well, the vertabrae inside (allows it to bend, flex, and hold shape) are plastic, so it would not set off the detectors. Tell you what- next time we fly, I’ll tape it to my leg. Of course, it’ll have to be taped to my right leg…there’s scarse room on the left for anything else. 😛 And no, I’m not a crossdresser…though I do wear my wife’s undies to work on occasion, because she asks me to. what? You people need to get your minds out of the gutter. The marriage bed is sacred. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fyi-a-ladys-corset-provides-minimal-protection-against-a-dildo-attack/254896/24 "2004-07-13T19:56:13Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > It is now the beholden duty of all posters to this thread to spread the term **18"DHIBJD** throughout the land, confusing the 'danes and causing those in the know to giggle uncontrollably. 😃 [You asked for it.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5063156&postcount=172) :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fyi-a-ladys-corset-provides-minimal-protection-against-a-dildo-attack/254896/25 "2004-07-13T20:04:34Z")
> [@](#): > > You asked for it. I refuse to open that link 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fyi-a-ladys-corset-provides-minimal-protection-against-a-dildo-attack/254896/26 "2004-07-13T20:06:54Z")
[Homer Simpson] mmmmmm…ice blue jelly… [/Homer Simpson] ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fyi-a-ladys-corset-provides-minimal-protection-against-a-dildo-attack/254896/27 "2004-07-13T21:32:37Z")
Well, **Liana\_f** , you’ve got them talking about it! 😃 Now my wife is going to want one for Christmas! Bah! What’s the big deal? It’s only 2 inches longer… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fyi-a-ladys-corset-provides-minimal-protection-against-a-dildo-attack/254896/28 "2004-07-13T21:38:33Z")
The 18"DHIBJD :eek: :eek: should always be referred to with 2 of these: :eek: :eek: , representing both the “double headed” and the “icy blue” aspects. My rule, but I think it’s a good one. ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fyi-a-ladys-corset-provides-minimal-protection-against-a-dildo-attack/254896/29 "2004-07-13T21:49:57Z")
What does it say about me that when I read this thread the phrase _ding dong, the witch is dead, the wicked witch, the witch is dead. . ._ keeps running through my head? I don’t believe that steel corset stays are period, and I won’t even begin to imagine the 14th century equivilant of an ice blue dong. Back in the day, my boyfriend once gave me a short blunt object suitable for thrusting. I think I still have it up in my attic. I would have given it back to him after we broke up, but his new girlfriend said he wouldn’t need it. It’s probably pretty brittle by now, after not being used all these years. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fyi-a-ladys-corset-provides-minimal-protection-against-a-dildo-attack/254896/30 "2004-07-13T22:07:27Z")
> [@Kallessa](#): > > suitable for thrusting Band name! More band names from this thread: Forget the Dong +2 Dildo of Smiting Death Dong Ice Blue Jelly ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fyi-a-ladys-corset-provides-minimal-protection-against-a-dildo-attack/254896/31 "2004-07-13T22:28:10Z")
Cant. Catch. Breath. Going. To. Pass. Out. Oh that’s some funny stuff, i may get fired, but I don’t care. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fyi-a-ladys-corset-provides-minimal-protection-against-a-dildo-attack/254896/32 "2004-07-13T23:01:52Z")
> [@Kallessa](#): > > I don’t believe that steel corset stays are period, and I won’t even begin to imagine the 14th century equivilant of an ice blue dong. That would be a _half-ell hand-dipped indigo-tallowed bougie_. That’s where the expression “burning the candle at both ends” comes from, by the way. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fyi-a-ladys-corset-provides-minimal-protection-against-a-dildo-attack/254896/33 "2004-07-14T00:02:15Z")
> [@Stonebow](#): > > After a few slaps on the tummy with a hairbrush, she grabbed the _closest thing to hand_ that approximated a ‘real’ weapon- a double headed, 18" ice blue jelly dong. So it was sort of a “sword in the stone” situation, then? ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fyi-a-ladys-corset-provides-minimal-protection-against-a-dildo-attack/254896/34 "2004-07-14T02:15:48Z")
Stonebow an armourer of note Wore his wife’s corset over his scrote She Smacked him quite hard With a blue dildo, half yard and Damn damn damn. Someone help finish this limerick. There’s gotta be a good finish for this. Feel free to rearrange or change. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fyi-a-ladys-corset-provides-minimal-protection-against-a-dildo-attack/254896/35 "2004-07-14T02:38:01Z")
_Since CosPlay scenarios thrill **'bow** , He was smitten with his helpmeet’s dildo, When, clad in her corset, He allowed her to force it – And the dong left a mark that may still show._ (Sorry, there aren’t any rhymes for “corset” with an unambiguously percussive connotation. That’s my story, anyway.) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fyi-a-ladys-corset-provides-minimal-protection-against-a-dildo-attack/254896/36 "2004-07-14T03:43:02Z")
The Great King Kull has given me this mighty weapon to smite my enemies. Women will tremble before it in fear. Men shall be ashamed of their manhood. Children will have no idea what it is. For I am Conan, the Dildoian. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fyi-a-ladys-corset-provides-minimal-protection-against-a-dildo-attack/254896/37 "2004-07-14T03:56:39Z")
I’ll give it a try, **Spect Brain**. Stonebow, armourer of note, A corset wore over his scrote. His wife smacked his belly With icy blue jelly, Inspiring the epic he wrote. ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fyi-a-ladys-corset-provides-minimal-protection-against-a-dildo-attack/254896/38 "2004-07-14T11:50:36Z")
Laina, very cool! ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fyi-a-ladys-corset-provides-minimal-protection-against-a-dildo-attack/254896/39 "2004-07-14T12:45:59Z")
> [@Stonebow](#): > > Forget the dong. It is only tangential to the moral of the story. Sorry, but the Jedi Mind Trick won’t work here. I have to agree with the many others that have commented that once you hear the phrase “double headed, 18” ice blue jelly dong" it’s hard to forget it. In fact it just keeps echoing through the brain … double headed, 18" ice blue jelly dong double headed, 18" ice blue jelly dong double headed, 18" ice blue jelly dong ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fyi-a-ladys-corset-provides-minimal-protection-against-a-dildo-attack/254896/40 "2004-07-14T12:52:19Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > The 18"DHIBJD :eek: :eek: should always be referred to with 2 of these: :eek: :eek: , representing both the “double headed” and the “icy blue” aspects. My rule, but I think it’s a good one. Great idea, **laina**. Perhaps a good abbreviation of the term could be 18" :eek: :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fyi-a-ladys-corset-provides-minimal-protection-against-a-dildo-attack/254896.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fyi-a-ladys-corset-provides-minimal-protection-against-a-dildo-attack/254896.md?page=3)