# G.I. George -- Bush Action Figure

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-i-george-bush-action-figure/199143>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 2, 2003, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-i-george-bush-action-figure/199143 "2003-09-02T14:54:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Sad\_Waters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Sad\_Waters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sad_Waters)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-i-george-bush-action-figure/199143/1 "2003-09-02T14:54:02Z")

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Anyone getting one? I wish it came with Crawford, TX jeans and boots!!

Out Sept 15!!  
(sorry if this was already posted?!)

[http://www.ajc.com/news/content/news/0803/12bushdoll.html](http://www.ajc.com/news/content/news/0803/12bushdoll.html)

G.I. George: Bush stars as action figure

The Washington Post

Blue Box Toys  
In September, KB Toys will begin selling an action figure depicting President Bush when he landed on the USS Abraham Lincoln.

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-i-george-bush-action-figure/199143/2 "2003-09-02T16:57:54Z")

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Somehow it wasn’t as sad when it was purely meant as satire.  
[http://www.markfiore.com/animation/action.html](http://www.markfiore.com/animation/action.html)

Guess we need to add a new definition of “war-hero.”

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**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-i-george-bush-action-figure/199143/3 "2003-09-02T17:02:52Z")

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I considered buying one. I’d never be able to keep it in the box, though. I’d want to add some sort of pull-string gadget, where when you pull the string, it repeats some of the Shrub’s quotes… like “Make the pie higher,” “Put food on your family,” and the ever popular “edumakated.”

Oh, yeah, and there’d have to be at least one quote with the word “nuke-yuh-ler” in it…

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-i-george-bush-action-figure/199143/4 "2003-09-02T17:39:54Z")

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**Moderator’s Notes:**  
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**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-i-george-bush-action-figure/199143/5 "2003-09-02T19:03:43Z")

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Aw, that doll is no fun. I was hoping for a classic National Guard Bush doll with realistic AWOL action and coke-sniffing sound effects.

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**Author:** ![that.sound.again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e5b9ba/32.png) [@that.sound.again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that.sound.again)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-i-george-bush-action-figure/199143/6 "2003-09-02T20:34:45Z")

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Does it come with a Segway?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-i-george-bush-action-figure/199143/7 "2003-09-02T20:55:26Z")

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It doesn’t look nearly enough like a confused muppet to me.

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**Author:** ![Sad\_Waters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Sad\_Waters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sad_Waters)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-i-george-bush-action-figure/199143/8 "2003-09-02T20:55:47Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \*  
> \*\ ***Moderator’s Notes:**  
> I have removed the bulk of your post as it violates copyright laws of the United States. I’m sure the Atlanta Journal-Constitution appreciates this and will thank me accordingly later today. Please do not post copyrighted material to this board again. Your user agreement specifically proscribes that activity and posts of that nature. You can generally tell when something is copyrighted - there will be something similar to this:
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> at the bottom of the page.
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> Unless, of course, you happen to own the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. In which case, allow me to offer my sincere apologies for deleting your content, Ms. Anne Cox Chambers, and you are free to re-post it. \*\*

My apologies to everyone.  
:smack:

Still the doll is great!
