# G. nome you are an idiot. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 11, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-nome-you-are-an-idiot/28984 "2000-08-11T16:49:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-nome-you-are-an-idiot/28984/61 "2000-08-17T03:00:37Z")
Now that Bj0rn’s here, you just seem so contrived.[sup]\*[/sup] picmr \*[sub]Sorry on **two** counts Bj0rn[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-nome-you-are-an-idiot/28984/62 "2000-08-17T03:47:45Z")
_Mulder??_ ---
**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-nome-you-are-an-idiot/28984/63 "2000-08-17T04:26:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lexicon \* > \*\*_Mulder??_ \*\* No way, maybe one of the lone gunmen. ---
**Author:** ![bj0rn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@bj0rn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bj0rn)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-nome-you-are-an-idiot/28984/64 "2000-08-17T10:12:45Z")
eh…i must not be awake yet… green bean: always nice to see you join a thread 🙂 picmr: thanks… g.nome: calm down… bj0rn - ZZZzzz… ---
**Author:** ![i1055](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b77776/32.png) [@i1055](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/i1055)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-nome-you-are-an-idiot/28984/65 "2000-08-17T17:37:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by G. Nome \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by JohnLarrigan \* > > \*\*i1055 must be a secret NRA agent out to corrupt our left wing commie politics. HE cant write superpower without using 303. > > > > \*\* > > \*\* john, do you realize how dangerously close you are to a life altering revelation. keep searching. i will give you another tidbit since they (read sup3rp0w3r) are closing in on me anyway. the word “click” has been proven to make people desire firearms, the eNaRhA has known this for decades and have taken control of some of the worlds largest marketing and advertising groups to get the word “click” in the publics mind as much as possible, it all started with Minolta and their “revolutionary (note the root word) point and click” camera now notice in your everday life how many times you hear or see the word “click”, their (eNaRhA) biggest coup has been with the computer/internet world (mouse click, click here, click on “news”, just one click away, etc.) more words not to mention in emails/messageboards: Los Alamos, Langley, Aberdeen, volcano, NASA, mantle, Charlton Heston, White Sands, Trinity, Christian Ziege, Sergei Rebrov, Lauren Bacall, partially hydrogenated, RBGH counting the days. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-nome-you-are-an-idiot/28984/66 "2000-08-17T18:09:59Z")
I suppose I should mention, in all honesty, that I work for the United States Government. And I read much of what gets posted on these boards. And while I might be risking my job to say this, **i1055** , there might be knock on your door sooner than you think. It’ll be a Jehovah’s Witness. He will say to you the word “scarecrow.” Under no circumstances should you reply “dodecagon.” Just a friendly word. ---
**Author:** ![SaxFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SaxFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaxFace)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-nome-you-are-an-idiot/28984/67 "2000-08-17T18:35:29Z")
bjorn, I meant no offense. I absolutely adore you to pieces. In fact, the reason I mentioned you and handy is because I think the two of you have the most interesting personalities of anyone on the board - your comments either make me laugh, cry, smile or shake my head in confusion. You are the people I would like to hang out with in real life - I could see a new perspective and never be bored. Keep up the good work, bjorn - you are a LEGEND. ---
**Author:** ![Myndephuquer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@Myndephuquer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myndephuquer)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-nome-you-are-an-idiot/28984/68 "2000-08-17T18:36:53Z")
\*Originally posted by i1055 \* \*\* > [@](#): > > the word “click” has been proven to make people desire firearms, the eNaRhA has known this for decades and have taken control of some of the worlds largest marketing and advertising groups to get the word “click” in the publics mind as much as possible, it all started with Minolta and their “revolutionary (note the root word) point and click” camera > > now notice in your everday life how many times you hear or see the word “click”, their (eNaRhA) biggest coup has been with the computer/internet world (mouse click, click here, click on “news”, just one click away, etc.) > > counting the days.\*\* When I encounter the word “click”, I think of “cluck”, and I want to eat a chicken. I think the PEOPLE OF CHIK-FIL-A (read: s3u3p3e3r3f3r3e3a3k) are trying to control me. “Click” = firearms ??? WTF??? I guess it takes two to play mind control games, but you do have to bring your own equipment. ---
**Author:** ![Myndephuquer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@Myndephuquer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myndephuquer)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-nome-you-are-an-idiot/28984/69 "2000-08-17T18:47:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by G. Nome \* > **…guns here testicles there everywhere a testicle. I put two and two together.** I think it’s more along the lines of: With a gun-gun here, and a testicle-testicle there! Here a gun, there a testicle, everywhere a testicle-testicle! Old MacG.Nome had a dick! E - I - E - I - O! ---
**Author:** ![Myndephuquer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@Myndephuquer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myndephuquer)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-nome-you-are-an-idiot/28984/70 "2000-08-17T19:17:04Z")
um, I mean “Farm”. 'Sorry about that. ---
**Author:** ![bj0rn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@bj0rn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bj0rn)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-nome-you-are-an-idiot/28984/71 "2000-08-18T10:42:18Z")
sexface: so? that doesnt mean you can do what you did without it being wrong. mynd: hehehehe… ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-nome-you-are-an-idiot/28984/72 "2000-08-18T11:15:21Z")
What do you want to say to me? My last post was a joke concerning a song called “everybody needs a 303”. the “303” part is either a gun or a synthesizer. but I digress. Could you please explain to me what you mean by Sofa King? ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-nome-you-are-an-idiot/28984/73 "2000-08-18T14:09:12Z")
John - I could tell you what Sofa King means, but then I would have to send the men in black to kill you. Obviously G. nome is fucking with you all. It’s obvious that this person is trying just a little too hard. My guess is that it is a bored reg. ---
**Author:** ![bunnymom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@bunnymom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bunnymom)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-nome-you-are-an-idiot/28984/74 "2000-08-18T14:30:23Z")
eNaRhA - Hey, I know that place! Isn’t that a David Eddings book, “The Elfstones of eNaRhA”? Hmmm, G.Nome, eNaRhA, Eddings, paranoia, fantasy worlds - Suddenly it all makes sense! G.nome must be a D&D victim! Fear not, G.nome, there is help for you [here](http://www.uic.edu/~tbrann1/mst3k/). Just be sure to clear your cache when you’re done. Wink, wink… ---
**Author:** ![G.Nome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c89c15/32.png) [@G.Nome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.Nome)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-nome-you-are-an-idiot/28984/75 "2000-08-19T07:05:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JohnLarrigan \* > \*\*What do you want to say to me? > > My last post was a joke concerning a song called “everybody needs a 303”. the “303” part is either a gun or a synthesizer. but I digress. Could you please explain to me what you mean by Sofa King? > > \*\* No. ---
**Author:** ![G.Nome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c89c15/32.png) [@G.Nome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.Nome)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-nome-you-are-an-idiot/28984/76 "2000-08-19T09:29:15Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by picmr \* > \*\*Now that Bj0rn’s here, you just seem so contrived.[sup]_[/sup] > > picmr > \*[sub]Sorry on **two** counts Bj0rn[/sub] \*\* What Bjorn said about sarcasm and “language tools” is all I’d ever want to say. Bjorn’s a token “nigger” isn’t he? Or maybe a tasty little takeout for xenophobes. He’s never going to sing Dancing Queen so just give it up. ---
**Author:** ![G.Nome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c89c15/32.png) [@G.Nome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.Nome)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-nome-you-are-an-idiot/28984/77 "2000-08-19T09:50:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by three bunny mama \* > \*\*eNaRhA - Hey, I know that place! > Isn’t that a David Eddings book, “The Elfstones of eNaRhA”? > > Hmmm, G.Nome, eNaRhA, Eddings, paranoia, fantasy worlds - Suddenly it all makes sense! G.nome must be a D&D victim! Fear not, G.nome, there is help for you [here](http://www.uic.edu/~tbrann1/mst3k/). > > Just be sure to clear your cache when you’re done. Wink, wink… \*\* Well, a small percentage of New Zealanders make a living at the moment by bashing hobbits and elves with polystyrene. But, sorry, I’ve never done it myself. I’d probably hurt them too much. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-nome-you-are-an-idiot/28984/78 "2000-08-19T16:09:14Z")
I see REDRUM wherever I go. I can’t even leave my house because it’s always there. I’m afraid. They are out to get me. They want me. They want to use my body for experimentation. The trees whisper to me to run, but I can’t. I don’t know where to go, I don’t know where to go, I don’t know where to go–REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM… ---
**Author:** ![G.Nome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c89c15/32.png) [@G.Nome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.Nome)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-nome-you-are-an-idiot/28984/79 "2000-08-20T00:30:06Z")
You probably just need a good experiment. ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-nome-you-are-an-idiot/28984/80 "2000-08-20T09:14:01Z")
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