# G spot...shmee spot

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-spot-shmee-spot/6107>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [January 9, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-spot-shmee-spot/6107 "2000-01-09T21:27:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-spot-shmee-spot/6107/21 "2000-01-11T00:06:00Z")

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Shaunn-  
One other thing- I laugh as I re-read. Guttenburg was the man who brought moveable type to Europe. While Euro-Historians love to ignore the fact that a Korean first truly used moveable type, we will give Guttenberg his due. Using metal type and a machine originally meant for…dammit. I have the notes here somewhere…he came up with the first moving printing press in Europe.  
I belive the spelling on our man here is Grafenberg. 🙂

Cartooniverse

" If you want to kiss the sky, you’d better learn how to kneel. "

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-spot-shmee-spot/6107/22 "2000-01-11T00:28:00Z")

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Road Map:  
Guys, find your penis. Find the pee hole. Go forward down the front of it till you get to that nifty tuff of nerves just under the head. Find the woman’s pee hole on her [not on you, duh] go about the same distance down as you did on yourself. Presto. Mark the spot with a big X.

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-spot-shmee-spot/6107/23 "2000-01-11T03:03:00Z")

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I’ll mark it alright but it won’t be wif an X.

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“I think it speaks to the duality of man sir.”  
-Private Joker in Full Metal Jacket

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**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-spot-shmee-spot/6107/24 "2000-01-11T16:32:00Z")

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Shaunn:

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> I thought it was the Guttenberg Spot

Toonie:

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> Guttenburg was the man who brought moveable type to Europe

Thank goodness – I was afraid we were gonna start talking about Steve Guttenberg. Any discussion of him in relation to sexual bliss just strikes me as unnatural…

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“Playin’ solitaire 'til dawn  
With a deck of fifty-one.”

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**Author:** ![Shaunn\_Rosenberg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/db5fbb/32.png) [@Shaunn\_Rosenberg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shaunn_Rosenberg)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-spot-shmee-spot/6107/25 "2000-01-13T09:30:00Z")

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Now everybody is learning something here! Thank’s for the correction 🙂

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-spot-shmee-spot/6107/26 "2000-01-13T15:46:00Z")

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> Road Map:  
> Guys, find your penis. Find the pee hole. Go forward down the front of it till you get to that nifty tuff of nerves just under the head. Find the woman’s pee hole on her [not on you, duh] go about the same distance down as you did on yourself.

I don’t know about most other women, but I don’t want anyone to stick their fingers up my urethra.

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-spot-shmee-spot/6107/27 "2000-01-13T16:12:00Z")

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A search for g-spot at [ask.com](http://ask.com) [jeeves] turns up some instructions. Still no pictures.:  
Q. What is the g-spot? Does it  
really exist? Do women  
ejaculate from g-spot  
stimulation?

```
             A. The "g-spot" is an area of spongy
             tissue just above the "roof" of a
             woman's vagina. Many women report
             that this area is more sensitive to
             stimulation (or is sensitive in a different
             way) than other parts of the vagina.

             To find the g-spot, put your finger in
             your or your partner's vagina and, with
             your finger pointing up toward the
             abdomen, make a "come hither"
             motion. (When experimenting with
             g-spot stimulation, the owner of the
             g-spot being played with should give
             lots of feedback to her partner!) Some
             women find that g-spot stimulation is
             more pleasurable after they are
             already sexually aroused.

             Many people ask about the g-spot
             because they have heard that some
             women get orgasms from g-spot
             stimulation and that some women
             ejaculate from such stimulation. This is
             true -- some women do have orgasms
             from this stimulation, and some
             women do ejaculate a fluid &gt;from
             g-spot stimulation. But it is also true
             that not all women ejaculate and not
             all women find g-spot stimulation
             pleasurable. In fact, some women find
             g-spot stimulation irritating. There's
             nothing "wrong" with women in either
             category.
```

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/g-spot-shmee-spot/6107/28 "2000-01-13T16:20:00Z")

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Oh, I dunno…

Urethra find it, or you don’t!

_slap_

Sorry… Was channeling Polycarp there for a bit…

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