# Gaaaah Scoop the Poop, SCOOOP THE POOOP!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 12, 2004, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gaaaah-scoop-the-poop-scooop-the-pooop/274361 "2004-11-12T09:03:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gaaaah-scoop-the-poop-scooop-the-pooop/274361/1 "2004-11-12T09:03:37Z")
Or… In which Shoes gets cranky and unladylike. I find it astounding that you lazy little assholes ever mustered the energy and self- reliance to leave the comfort and ease of living under mommy and daddy’s roof. The excrement from your pets, that which you refuse to take responsibility for, could easily replace the matter filling your cranial cavity and no one would be the wiser. It would probably be an iimprovement. What in all that is holy is WRONG with you snotty, inconsiderate, lazy-ass, ARROGANT pimples on the ass of society??? One of these creatures actually took his two dogs out, let them crap in the already over burdened dog walking area, PRETENDED (because I was standing in my stairwell pretending to look at the birds), to pick up the scoop, and then the SECOND he saw that I saw that, he put it back down, and walked his dogs back to the stoop of his section of the apartments. Where, believe it or not, he scraped residual 'walking in the dog area" crap and dirt off onto the common steps and entered his stairwell!!! It’s bad enough that the dog area is so abused and overburdened (I never use it, I walk my dog to the edge of the parking lot, where the little cretins are too lazy to go, and let my dog go there, AND then I clean it up), but these same **Grrrr, I can’t even THINK of anything bad enough to call them** SuBHUMANS, leave their pets’ poop all over the walkways, parking lots, and trail to the poop disposal can (where those of us who ARE being responsible and to carefully tiptoe up to to avoid getting dog crap all over our shoes). OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, now see? This is where some good old fashioned blue language would do, but not being well versed in it, I can’t even think of anything bad enough. But would be more than happy for commiseration and assistance in this area. Jerks…assholes…what would be more fitting? Help me here :mad: ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gaaaah-scoop-the-poop-scooop-the-pooop/274361/2 "2004-11-12T09:06:22Z")
> [@CanvasShoes](#): > > , and then the SECOND he saw that I saw that, he put it back down, and walked his dogs back to the stoop of his section of the apartments. Oops, rather the second he saw that I saw him pick up the scoop and he saw me head up the stairwell (where I again stopped out of his sight just to see what he’d do), THEN he thought he was “safe” and put it back down and went on his merry way. ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gaaaah-scoop-the-poop-scooop-the-pooop/274361/3 "2004-11-12T22:27:09Z")
I would have called out to him, “Excuse me, sir, you forgot your dog poop!!” ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gaaaah-scoop-the-poop-scooop-the-pooop/274361/4 "2004-11-12T22:48:57Z")
> [@CanvasShoes](#): > > Oops, rather the second he saw that I saw him pick up the scoop and he saw me head up the stairwell (where I again stopped out of his sight just to see what he’d do), THEN he thought he was “safe” and put it back down and went on his merry way. Find out where he lives then drop some fresh dog poop in front of his door. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gaaaah-scoop-the-poop-scooop-the-pooop/274361/5 "2004-11-12T23:44:06Z")
No, no, no! It has to be set on fire! Really, **Lute**! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gaaaah-scoop-the-poop-scooop-the-pooop/274361/6 "2004-11-12T23:51:35Z")
I thought of that but fire and apartments don’t mix. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gaaaah-scoop-the-poop-scooop-the-pooop/274361/7 "2004-11-12T23:55:00Z")
Ah, of course. My bad. 😉 Hmmmmm… how about he borrows **MonkeyMule** to fling the poo for him? ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gaaaah-scoop-the-poop-scooop-the-pooop/274361/8 "2004-11-13T00:25:30Z")
Well, I’ve thought of those things, only I am not sure which apartment the perps all live in (there are way more than just the moron who pretended he was going to pick up the poo). The management has given me permission to post a letter to my fellow pet owners in a common area, I was hoping for some scathing blue language as only some of our better versed pitizens can deliver. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gaaaah-scoop-the-poop-scooop-the-pooop/274361/9 "2004-11-13T04:12:58Z")
Is anyone else in here desperately trying to stop thinking of “Squeeze Me Macaroni”?: > [@Mr. Bungle](#): > > Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop > Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin > Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze, > From the skeez disease, wooi!