# Gack....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gack/669178>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 18, 2013, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gack/669178 "2013-09-18T21:11:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gack/669178/101 "2013-09-26T02:37:03Z")

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> [@DrumBum](#):
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> My first thought was my old friend, [Bill the cat.](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://blogs.mcall.com/.a/6a00d8341c4fe353ef0133edb5de38970b-800wi&imgrefurl=http://blogs.mcall.com/.a/6a00d8341c4fe353ef0133edb5de38970b-popup&h=500&w=465&sz=122&tbnid=3RE6d0JcNSuREM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=84&prev=/search%3Fq%3DBill%2Bthe%2BCat%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=Bill+the+Cat&usg=__0iGnsKrUcw_lSZ8jQKG15lCYJxM=&sa=X&ei=fedCUrWXF8GRqQHdy4CQDw&ved=0CCIQ9QEwAw)😃

Which is exactly how I picture **Gack** as looking in real life.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gack/669178/102 "2013-09-26T03:15:01Z")

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I would have thought **Gack** ing the chicken would involve a more pleasant activity, but some people just have to shit on my parade.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gack/669178/103 "2013-09-26T03:35:05Z")

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Mmmm… chicken-gacking…

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gack/669178/104 "2013-09-26T03:44:02Z")

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Anyone else getting the feeling that **Gack** and **Gateway** are one and the same troll?

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gack/669178/105 "2013-09-26T16:49:35Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> I thought Nickelodeon had found a way to weaponize their oozy material.
> 
> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_iDALjY4QnY](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iDALjY4QnY)

**Gack** is not as fun as Gak. ☹

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gack/669178/106 "2013-09-26T23:51:58Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Anyone else getting the feeling that **Gack** and **Gateway** are one and the same troll?

Yes, though I wouldn’t stake money on it.

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**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gack/669178/107 "2013-09-27T00:34:52Z")

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Sung to Steely Dan’s “Peg”

\*Gacks got a picture, he keeps it with his Luger

Dressed up in SS hues, Deaths Heads look good on you

And when you smile for the camera, the girls aren’t gonna love it

Gack  
He really hates the Jews  
Gack  
He likes to BBQ  
Gack  
He got it all wrong, it was all real  
Paul Blobel told the Truth\*

My apologies to Mssrs Fagen and Becker

And to all of you as well

**Capt**

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gack/669178/108 "2013-09-27T03:21:56Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Anyone else getting the feeling that **Gack** and **Gateway** are one and the same troll?

> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> Yes, though I wouldn’t stake money on it.

And possibly – just possibly – they could also be that supposed Indian guy who keeps popping up with questions about white women. Three in one.

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**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gack/669178/109 "2013-09-28T16:49:01Z")

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Gack is getting chased pretty hard on GD by posters and mods, and his arguments refuted increasingly, with a ‘what else you got’ attitude, after which Gack responds with more of the same. At what point do folks just stop engaging him, and each other? He won’t admit he is wrong, even when the mod tells him. Again, and again. Rinse, repeat. Is this how it is supposed to be? I’m not being ironic, or sarcastic, but I am a newbie to this place.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gack/669178/110 "2013-09-28T16:57:18Z")

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> [@Athabasca](#):
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> Is this how it is supposed to be? I’m not being ironic, or sarcastic, but I am a newbie to this place.

More or less.

If he violates sufficient rules or mod instructions, he’ll get the boot and that’ll be that. But **Gack** has been mostly careful to avoid crossing the line. It’s not against Board rules to be willfully stupid, ignore evidence, or be a jackass.

Otherwise, the thread continues until people stop posting in it. On occasion, such threads have gone on for longer. Eventually, the guys like **Gack** get tired and stop posting for a while, if they don’t manage to get banned. Sometimes they come back and revive the threads for a while.

And it’s always the same few conspiracy theory threads that seem to go on for so long. Stuff like the JFK assassination, 9/11, the moon landing. And, unfortunately, some racism threads, too, much as this is pretty much is.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gack/669178/111 "2013-09-28T17:00:12Z")

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> [@Athabasca](#):
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> Gack is getting chased pretty hard on GD by posters and mods, and his arguments refuted increasingly, with a ‘what else you got’ attitude, after which Gack responds with more of the same. At what point do folks just stop engaging him, and each other? He won’t admit he is wrong, even when the mod tells him. Again, and again. Rinse, repeat. Is this how it is supposed to be? I’m not being ironic, or sarcastic, but I am a newbie to this place.

\*\*Gack \*\*is beyond saving. It’s for the benefit of those who may read the thread in the future who are undecided.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gack/669178/112 "2013-09-28T17:18:21Z")

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> [@Athabasca](#):
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> Gack is getting chased pretty hard on GD by posters and mods, and his arguments refuted increasingly, with a ‘what else you got’ attitude, after which Gack responds with more of the same. At what point do folks just stop engaging him, and each other? He won’t admit he is wrong, even when the mod tells him. Again, and again. Rinse, repeat. Is this how it is supposed to be? I’m not being ironic, or sarcastic, but I am a newbie to this place.

I, for one, am happy to let the thread die now that \*\*Gack \*\*has resorted to the most beautiful argument I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing on these here boards : “If you change some of the words that person said to other words, his recorded statement means something else entirely. So there you go with your damning quote !”

Karl Rove \*wishes \*he’d thought of that one.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gack/669178/113 "2013-09-28T20:10:17Z")

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I agree with \*\*Kobal2 \*\*and Gack is just repeating his “original” points about his denials and the Oprah tv show now. I sent a note to the moderators to let them know that we should stop allowing him to use that forum for his moronic antisemitic conspiracy points and holocaust denial.

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**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gack/669178/114 "2013-09-29T04:14:14Z")

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Well, it’s finally over. The mod has declared that Gack, and his chicken, no longer serve a purpose.

I honestly wonder how much the mods on that thread contributed to the pitiful mess that thread constituted. Isn’t it better to,simply observe, let the posters play it out, and then move in when necessary? At some point problem and solution become muddled and you have to be concerned about conflict of interest in a situation like that.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gack/669178/115 "2013-09-29T04:40:12Z")

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No we fucking don’t. There’s no conflict of interest. “Oh noes, the stupid nazi shithead wasn’t able to articulate his totally appropriate offensive philosophy! We’re traitors to rational debate. ;\_;” My ass, we are.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gack/669178/116 "2013-09-29T04:53:56Z")

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> [@Athabasca](#):
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> Well, it’s finally over. The mod has declared that Gack, and his chicken, no longer serve a purpose.

Gack has moved on to Marxism, anyway.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gack/669178/117 "2013-09-29T05:21:54Z")

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I see the thread was locked. Too bad the troll was not banned outright.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gack/669178/118 "2013-09-29T23:35:58Z")

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[Obvious troll is obvious. DO NOT FEED!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=16709230#post16709230)

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gack/669178/119 "2013-09-29T23:56:33Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> [Obvious troll is obvious. DO NOT FEED!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=16709230#post16709230)

Yep, and \*\*iiandyiiii \*\*got it in one, no need to feed Gack again.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gack/669178/120 "2013-09-30T00:02:28Z")

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> [@Athabasca](#):
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> Gack is getting chased pretty hard on GD by posters and mods, and his arguments refuted increasingly, with a ‘what else you got’ attitude, after which Gack responds with more of the same. At what point do folks just stop engaging him, and each other? He won’t admit he is wrong, even when the mod tells him. Again, and again. Rinse, repeat. Is this how it is supposed to be? I’m not being ironic, or sarcastic, but I am a newbie to this place.

Based on how **adaher** continues to get plenty of attention, I doubt it will be any time soon.

> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Which is exactly how I picture **Gack** as looking in real life.

Hmm. Me, I imagine him as a plateful of Klingon worms…

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