# Gaddafi's daughter needs my help!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gaddafis-daughter-needs-my-help/578791>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 18, 2011, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gaddafis-daughter-needs-my-help/578791 "2011-04-18T02:27:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gaddafis-daughter-needs-my-help/578791/1 "2011-04-18T02:27:13Z")

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I received an email from Aisha Gaddafi, daughter of the leader of Libya. She wants me to invest money with her. Here’s what she has to say:

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> Good day,
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> sir
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> This message may come to you as a surprise I am contacting you because of the problem we are having in my country Libya which the problem is getting more tough
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> everyday I am. Aisha Gaddafi the daughter of Muammar Gaddafi the president of Libya I am right now in west Africa I have some hug amount of money which I need a foreign
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> partner to invest if you are interested to assist me on this transaction which I will compensate you get back to me for more detail and also keep it confidential reply
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> me on this email: Notherrealemail.buh _(I don’t want anybody horning in on this action. Go find your own dictator’s daughter to cozy up with, you greedy bums.)_
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> send me your full name, address, telephone number including your occupation
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> Yours sincerely  
> Aisha Gaddafi

How can I say no? The poor Libyans need our help. I feel compelled to help her smuggle her money out of Africa before it falls into her father’s hands. Besides, she says there’s a hug in it for me (I think). It’s worth it to get a hug from such a beautiful, beautiful, person. I’m sending my details on their way to her as fast as I can.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gaddafis-daughter-needs-my-help/578791/2 "2011-04-18T11:54:13Z")

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Dear: Aisha Gaddafi

Thank you for your interest in being my sugar momma. It will be a pleasure to be your foreign partner to invest in, and our activities will remain confidential. Since loosing my job at The Shady Lady Ranch I’ve been looking for someone like you.

Hopefully all yours: Markus

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2011, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gaddafis-daughter-needs-my-help/578791/3 "2011-04-18T15:27:09Z")

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Who could pass on the offer to share hug money? Everyone loves hugs. And money.