# Gags through repetition

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gags-through-repetition/838852>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 18, 2019, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gags-through-repetition/838852 "2019-08-18T22:26:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 8

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gags-through-repetition/838852/141 "2019-11-10T16:04:52Z")

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**SNL:**

“You putcher WEED in there!”

“The Molecular Maaaaaaaaaan!”

“More cowbell!”

**The Simpsons:**

“All in favor?”

“AYE!!!”

“All opposed?”

“nay”

* * *

“All in favor?”

“AYE!!!”

“All opposed?”

“nay”

“Who keeps saying that?”

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gags-through-repetition/838852/142 "2019-11-10T16:32:10Z")

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\*\*More _SNL (though probably before your time):_

'The KILLER BEES!"

“France.”

“Let us consume mass quantities.”

“Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger.”

“No Coke. Pepsi.”

“No fries. Chips.”

“I’m Chevy Chase, and you’re not.”

“Jane, you ignorant slut!”

“What’s all this I hear about Soviet jewelry/the Eagle Rights Amendment/endangered feces/the deaf penalty/_et cetera_?”

“Oh. Well, that’s very different. [_pause_] Never mind.”

“OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT…”

“_ **Star Wars** _, nothing but _ **Star Wars** _…”

“_ **Samurai Hotel** _/_ **Delicatessen** _/_ **et cetera** _.”

“_So You Want to Be a Ho!_”

“What would Frank do?”

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gags-through-repetition/838852/143 "2019-11-10T20:10:44Z")

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3 pages without Abbott and Costello?

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/kTcRRaXV-fg/hqdefault.jpg "Abbott & Costello Who's On First") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTcRRaXV-fg)

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gags-through-repetition/838852/144 "2019-11-10T21:17:13Z")

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“To the moon, Alice!”

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gags-through-repetition/838852/145 "2019-11-11T02:20:50Z")

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“Har-har-HAR-dee-har-har!”

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**Author:** ![jrbor76](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9e8a1a/32.png) [@jrbor76](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jrbor76)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gags-through-repetition/838852/146 "2019-11-12T18:59:41Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
>
> **David Letterman:**
> 
> “Ham, ham, ham.”
> 
> “Hailstones the size of canned hams.”
> 
> “They pelted us with rocks and garbage.”
> 
> “Ladies and gentlemen, once again… this is why the rest of the world hates us.”

Also, “I wouldn’t give that guy’s problems to a _monkey_ on a _rock!_”

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gags-through-repetition/838852/147 "2019-11-12T19:34:34Z")

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> [@jrbor76](#):
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> Also, “I wouldn’t give that guy’s problems to a _monkey_ on a _rock!_”

“Dem bats is _smart_! Dey use _radar_!”

"Now, \*this \*is a _shoe_!

“I’m a \*cute \*little cupcake … baked by the **DEVIL**!”

“Sick? I thought I was gonna **DIE!** ”

“Oh, no! I burned the clams **AGAIN!** ”

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