# Gah! some people in my state are so idiotic...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gah-some-people-in-my-state-are-so-idiotic/372158>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 10, 2006, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gah-some-people-in-my-state-are-so-idiotic/372158 "2006-09-10T13:27:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Talon\_Karrde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Talon\_Karrde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talon_Karrde)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gah-some-people-in-my-state-are-so-idiotic/372158/41 "2006-09-13T16:09:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Zebra]  
You’ll get my hentei when you pry it from my cold dead tentacles.  
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Why bother doing that when you can just offer the corpse to a few kids from Wisconsin if they pry it out for you?

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gah-some-people-in-my-state-are-so-idiotic/372158/42 "2006-09-13T19:06:37Z")

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[QUOTE=PoorYorick]  
Yeah, I felt the same way until I moved from Oklahoma to Louisiana, where angels and demons are real and evolution is a fantasy. My favorite letter to the editor was printed in the Shreveport paper a few years ago. It seems that a certain lady was upset about Daylight Savings Time since the extra hour of sunlight burned her lawn.  
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Oh good Lord. A few nights ago one of my coworkers, quite the extreme Baptist sort, looked at a WoW box and said, “This looks like witchcraft.”

Something tells me she wasn’t talking fluffy-bunny Wicca sort of witchcraft either. (Note: I know not all Wiccans are fluffy. I only mean a subset of them.)

“It’s just fantasy,” I said. Boy, did that take restraint on my part. She didn’t answer.

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