# Gah!! The Two Towers trailer!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 31, 2002, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gah-the-two-towers-trailer/100995 "2002-03-31T00:48:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Mr.Green\_Fool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@Mr.Green\_Fool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Green_Fool)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gah-the-two-towers-trailer/100995/81 "2002-04-08T22:34:29Z")
The tip of a dick! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gah-the-two-towers-trailer/100995/82 "2002-04-09T12:46:38Z")
No one in LOTR is named Richard… ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2002, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gah-the-two-towers-trailer/100995/83 "2002-04-09T23:41:15Z")
perhaps it is whosywitchit’s true name… _flees_ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gah-the-two-towers-trailer/100995/84 "2002-04-10T01:11:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rocking chair \* > \*\*perhaps it is whosywitchit’s true name… > \*\* Perhaps so. “Richard the Ranger” has a certain ring to it. ---
**Author:** ![KinSaba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7bcc69/32.png) [@KinSaba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinSaba)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gah-the-two-towers-trailer/100995/85 "2002-04-10T01:26:53Z")
Ranger Rick! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gah-the-two-towers-trailer/100995/86 "2002-04-10T13:16:54Z")
I’m looking forward to Eowyn’s appearance in TTT. Legolas shouldn’t be the hottest babe in the movie! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gah-the-two-towers-trailer/100995/87 "2002-04-10T13:28:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RTFirefly \* > \*\*Legolas shouldn’t be the hottest babe in the movie! \*\* That’s fuuny as hell, but they’re gonna kill ya’. Can I have your CDs? -Carnie ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2002, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gah-the-two-towers-trailer/100995/88 "2002-04-10T13:31:41Z")
And your spell checker? -CP ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gah-the-two-towers-trailer/100995/89 "2002-04-11T20:48:44Z")
But…but…but…we saw teases of the Scouring in Frodo’s vision at Lothlorien! Isn’t it going to look funny if that never happens? ---
**Author:** ![Fingolfin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eada6e/32.png) [@Fingolfin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fingolfin)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2002, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gah-the-two-towers-trailer/100995/90 "2002-04-11T22:16:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fluiddruid \* > \*\*But…but…but…we saw teases of the Scouring in Frodo’s vision at Lothlorien! Isn’t it going to look funny if that never happens? \*\* The scene in Galadriel’s mirror in the Fellowship movie shows what will happen to the Shire if they fail. PJ recently said it is his homage to the Scouring, and that is all there will be. > **[TWO TOWERS and RETURN OF THE KING Info!!! TTT footaged added on March 22nd!!!](http://legacy.aintitcool.com/node/11565)** > > Hey folks, Harry here People ask why there is so much LORD OF THE RINGS stuff on this site the reason is that so many of the readers of AICN send in reports about Lord of the Rings stuff when they get the chance to send a scoop. You see... [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gah-the-two-towers-trailer/100995.md?page=4)