# Galaxy Quest Returns!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/galaxy-quest-returns/447299>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 29, 2008, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/galaxy-quest-returns/447299 "2008-04-29T00:45:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/galaxy-quest-returns/447299/21 "2008-04-29T19:50:42Z")

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Dammit… you got me all excited that there was going to be a new movie. I don’t like comics and can never bring myself to read them (I’ve tried–they just don’t hold my attention.)

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**Author:** ![Autumn\_Almanac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d26b3c/32.png) [@Autumn\_Almanac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autumn_Almanac)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/galaxy-quest-returns/447299/22 "2008-04-29T19:52:48Z")

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“It turned inside out, and it exploded?!”

“Hold please!”

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**Author:** ![lizardling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@lizardling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lizardling)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/galaxy-quest-returns/447299/23 "2008-04-29T20:06:55Z")

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Uh. Did you guys look at who’s writing?

Scott Lobdell.

I haven’t hung out in racmx for a looong time, but I remember the Lobdell-fests that went on in there. Usually on the “omfg HIM again? Boo!”

I’ll reserve judgement though, and have a look when it comes out. 🙂

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/galaxy-quest-returns/447299/24 "2008-04-29T20:32:45Z")

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[QUOTE=MacTech]  
By Grabthar’s Hammer…  
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what a savings.

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**Author:** ![borschevsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@borschevsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/borschevsky)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/galaxy-quest-returns/447299/25 "2008-04-29T21:32:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]  
Trivia note: The kid who’s the huge fan of the series grew up to be the “I’m a Mac” guy in the Apple ads. He was also a doctor in the cult film _Idiocracy_ as well as Bruce Willis’s sidekick in _Live Free or Die Harder_. At least he’s playing outside. 😃  
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Plus he’s dating Drew Barrymore. Who knew Cheswick would go so far?

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/galaxy-quest-returns/447299/26 "2008-04-29T22:03:29Z")

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“Wai-wai-wait… Ok, look around you… can you construct some sort of rudimentary lathe?”

_Sigh_ I want a movie.

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**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/galaxy-quest-returns/447299/27 "2008-04-29T22:27:22Z")

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The scary part, I was that kid. Or his girlfriend. If kids like him had girlfriends. Perhaps if there were more girls like I was out there they _would_.

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/galaxy-quest-returns/447299/28 "2008-04-29T22:37:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]  
Trivia note: The kid who’s the huge fan of the series grew up to be the “I’m a Mac” guy in the Apple ads. He was also a doctor in the cult film _Idiocracy_ as well as Bruce Willis’s sidekick in _Live Free or Die Harder_. At least he’s playing outside. 😃  
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That’s a hell of a thing.  
I’m not even supposed to be here. I’m just “Crewman Number Six.” I’m expendable! I’m the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I’ve gotta get outta here!

We love this movie. We saw it when it first came out in the theater, and have seen it several times since then, the best time being at a World Con science fiction convention. To know that EVERYBODY in the room gets EVERYTHING made every second even more funny, just a wonderful shared experience. I’m disappointed that the OP is not about a movie sequel or at least a TV show. Personally, I don’t care about comic books and have no interest in reading a GQ comic series. I want live-action, dammit! Oh well, I’ll always have the movie.

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**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/galaxy-quest-returns/447299/29 "2008-04-29T23:26:31Z")

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I don’t see how they could possibly top the movie. I mean, it was so damn spot-on. I’d be terrified of a sequel because, really, what could they possibly do that would equal, let alone top, the first one?

I’m not a comic reader, but it does seem an appropriate sort of format to try, and I think it would work a lot better there than in another movie or (Og forbid) a series.

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**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/galaxy-quest-returns/447299/30 "2008-04-30T00:04:41Z")

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[QUOTE=lizardling]  
Uh. Did you guys look at who’s writing?

Scott Lobdell.

I haven’t hung out in racmx for a looong time, but I remember the Lobdell-fests that went on in there. Usually on the “omfg HIM again? Boo!”

I’ll reserve judgement though, and have a look when it comes out. 🙂  
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There is truth to that. On the other hand, he was a stand-up comedian before he was a comic writer…so…who knows.

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**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/galaxy-quest-returns/447299/31 "2008-04-30T00:14:01Z")

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[QUOTE=whiterabbit]  
I don’t see how they could possibly top the movie. I mean, it was so damn spot-on. I’d be terrified of a sequel because, really, what could they possibly do that would equal, let alone top, the first one?  
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If I were doing a sequel to the movie, I think I might take a hint from the upcoming J.J. Abrams _Star Trek_: a new series is being made, a “prequel” showing the characters in their youth. The older actors (from the original _Galaxy Quest_) could bitch and moan about the dreadful casting of the prequel (and it would be truly, comically dreadful – someone like Miley Cyrus playing Sigourney Weaver’s character, or Simon Pegg impersonating Alan Rickman).

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**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/galaxy-quest-returns/447299/32 "2008-04-30T00:52:43Z")

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There is a _lot_ of complaining happening about the Trek prequel, though. I’m pretty sure a parody of it would either not work because what it’s making fun of is too awful to respect that much (and Galaxy Quest was obviously made by people who respected and knew and loved what they were making fun of, which is one of the reasons it works so well) or not sell because the hardcore Trekkies hated the idea of the prequel so much that they’re not even willing to make fun of it.

(There is the possibility that the prequel will, surprisingly, kick ass. I dunno. In that case, they’d have a better shot.)

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/galaxy-quest-returns/447299/33 "2008-04-30T08:56:29Z")

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[QUOTE=borschevsky]  
Plus he’s dating Drew Barrymore. Who knew Cheswick would go so far?  
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[Stewie Griffin] I guess I’m gonna have to do to him what I did to Tom Green [/SG]

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**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/galaxy-quest-returns/447299/34 "2008-04-30T11:59:22Z")

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Apparently some of us have acquired the power of memorizing a line from a movie and typing it. This is a great day.

_Galaxy Quest_ is such a self-contained story, and ends so triumphantly (and promptly, before you can ask a lot of questions) that I can see a sequel being a good idea.

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/galaxy-quest-returns/447299/35 "2008-04-30T12:40:52Z")

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[QUOTE=Baldwin]  
Apparently some of us have acquired the power of memorizing a line from a movie and typing it. …  
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Hey, if we didn’t type out our quotes, the Straight Dope Message Board would be about 2 fora and 20-30 posts. 😃

As long as there is injustice, whenever a Targathian baby cries out, wherever a distress signal sounds among the stars, we’ll be there. This fine ship, this fine crew. Never give up… and never surrender

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**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/galaxy-quest-returns/447299/36 "2008-04-30T13:52:07Z")

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[QUOTE=whiterabbit]  
I don’t see how they could possibly top the movie. I mean, it was so damn spot-on. I’d be terrified of a sequel because, really, what could they possibly do that would equal, let alone top, the first one?

I’m not a comic reader, but it does seem an appropriate sort of format to try, and I think it would work a lot better there than in another movie or (Og forbid) a series.  
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Galaxy is one of the best Star Trek movies ever made, IMHO. I feel like they made their point and said what needed to be said in that movie; I don’t think there’s a need for a sequel (to make a loose analogy, the subsequent Austin Powers movies didn’t bring anything to the table that wasn’t already there in the first film).

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/galaxy-quest-returns/447299/37 "2008-04-30T15:52:04Z")

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Whose playing the part of “Little Tim”?

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/galaxy-quest-returns/447299/38 "2008-04-30T16:04:31Z")

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I read somewhere (imdb, maybe) that the scene where Tim Allen overhears the fans dissing the show is word for word what William Shatner heard at a Star Trek convention.

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**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/galaxy-quest-returns/447299/39 "2008-04-30T16:12:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Equipoise]

I’m not even supposed to be here. I’m just “Crewman Number Six.” I’m expendable! I’m the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I’ve gotta get outta here!

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Maybe you’re the…plucky comic relief!

I would love to see a movie sequel. _GQ_ is one of my favorite movies, and a sequel is long overdue. And sequels have to come from _somewhere_ , yes? This is good news, and I hope this comic spawns that sequel.

“I know that sound…that’s a _bad_ sound!”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2008, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/galaxy-quest-returns/447299/40 "2008-05-05T13:57:54Z")

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Group hug! C’mon, guys!

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