# Gallagher has died

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gallagher-has-died/974754>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** celebrity-death, comedian-jokes\
**Created:** [November 11, 2022, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gallagher-has-died/974754 "2022-11-11T17:40:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2022, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gallagher-has-died/974754/21 "2022-11-11T22:48:54Z")

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> [@Moriarty](#):
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> I seem to recall that he liked words and language; a lot of his jokes were about the way we communicate. That might be why he wanted to be ranked up there with Carlin.

Wasn’t the observation that we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway one of his?

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**Post date:** [November 11, 2022, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gallagher-has-died/974754/22 "2022-11-11T22:53:21Z")

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“Why do they call them apartments when they’re so close together?”  
Gallagher

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Mfz3kFNVopk/hqdefault.jpg "Gallagher and English language") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mfz3kFNVopk)

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2022, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gallagher-has-died/974754/23 "2022-11-11T23:09:12Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> Wasn’t the observation that we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway one of his?

Yes, I believe that you are correct. I thought that very thing earlier this evening!

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**Post date:** [November 11, 2022, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gallagher-has-died/974754/24 "2022-11-11T23:21:11Z")

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And Gilbert Gottfried as well, it seems. Maybe this could be a two comic, 3G thread.

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**Post date:** [November 11, 2022, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gallagher-has-died/974754/25 "2022-11-11T23:57:45Z")

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I watch the old _ **Super Dave Osborne Show** _ on Adult Swim most mornings. Gallagher was in one episode last week, swinging the Sledge-O-Matic at the end.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gallagher-has-died/974754/26 "2022-11-12T00:11:54Z")

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It says online that he appeared in the movie The Book of Daniel from 2013. I kind of want to see the clip. I’ve never seen him in anything but his comedy routine.

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**Author:** ![TheCuse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thecuse/32/2854_2.png) [@TheCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheCuse)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gallagher-has-died/974754/27 "2022-11-12T00:35:43Z")

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He was funny the first time I saw his show years and years ago, but no so much after that. Then it was ho-hum.

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**Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gallagher-has-died/974754/28 "2022-11-12T01:41:58Z")

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The bit I remember from him was about trucks. "It’s coming right for you, and what does it say right in the middle of the front grill? “Dodge”. Good advice, there. But then they went and got it wrong on the side. What does it say there? “Ram”.

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**Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gallagher-has-died/974754/29 "2022-11-12T03:43:48Z")

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Wow. That’s disappointing as hell. I had no idea that’s who he was.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gallagher-has-died/974754/30 "2022-11-12T05:21:33Z")

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I voted for him in the 2003 CA gubernatorial recall. Said vote was in no way an endorsement of his politics - I simply found the entire recall process to be a joke and decided therefore to vote for a joke candidate, and I narrowly went with him over Larry Flynt.

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**Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gallagher-has-died/974754/31 "2022-11-12T05:34:08Z")

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> [@Moriarty](#):
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> As much as the smashing fruit gained him notoriety, it perhaps did detract from his actual material in terms of his legacy.

Just what I wanted to say, and you did it first, and better. Before the ‘Sledge-O-Matic’, he was pretty damn insightful and funny.

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**Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gallagher-has-died/974754/32 "2022-11-12T13:04:25Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#):
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> Wow. That’s disappointing as hell. I had no idea that’s who he was.

If it helps, reading about some of his whimsical humor here is giving me a better impression of him–I knew almost nothing about him other than his sledgehammer humor before I read that article.

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**Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gallagher-has-died/974754/33 "2022-11-12T13:11:55Z")

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> [@Maserschmidt](#):
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> meanwhile: is there a rule about RIP threads, or maybe I’m thinking of another message board?

You are thinking of another board.

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**Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gallagher-has-died/974754/34 "2022-11-12T14:38:24Z")

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Did he ever try to phase out the sledgehammer part of his routine? And didn’t he putt around in a little man powered blimp at one time?

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**Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gallagher-has-died/974754/35 "2022-11-12T15:16:47Z")

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Somebody check my vague memory on this: did he ever appear on The Gong Show? For some reason I keep thinking that’s where I first saw him

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**Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gallagher-has-died/974754/36 "2022-11-12T15:46:31Z")

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I enjoyed some of his early stuff with language jokes especially. His routine about how good and food etc., should sound the same was a family favorite.

He was at the Fresno fair one year and since admission was part of the cost of the fair, we decided to attend the show. I grabbed a beer and headed for the entrance gate. It was so crowded and people started shoving from the back when they heard the show starting that I was being crushed, My beer was crushed between my hands and I was pissed about that, but I was getting genuinely concerned about myself just as the way ahead cleared enough for me to get out of the crowd. The show wasn’t really funny after all that. He smashed melons and the folks in the front row with raincoats loved that part.

Yesterday on Facebook, in honor of Kherson, I posted something about it being a good day to enjoy watermelon and all the responses I got were in memory of Gallagher. I didn’t know he’d died or I might have been a little more clear.

RIP Mr. Gallagher.

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**Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gallagher-has-died/974754/37 "2022-11-12T15:49:28Z")

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> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
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> I enjoyed some of his early stuff with language jokes especially. His routine about how good and food etc., should sound the same was a family favorite.

Yeah, his “daughter”-“laughter” part of (I assume) that joke is the one I remember Gallagher most for, beyond his watermelon schtick. I won tickets to see him back in 1992 from a radio contest, but didn’t end up going. (I did partake of the free pizza I won in addition.)

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**Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gallagher-has-died/974754/38 "2022-11-12T20:38:40Z")

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I just learned in this thread that he wrote so many familiar jokes.

I first saw him on the Tonight Show ( it may have been his first appearance). I remember his rant about stupid motorists. He griped about one he saw driving down the highway with a seatbelt hanging out the door. “Makin’ sparks!”

He suggested replacing the existing system for traffic infractions: give everyone a dart gun with (suction cup) darts. When you see someone do something stupid, you shoot them with a dart. When they accumulate three darts on their car, the cops pull them over and write them a ticket.

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**Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gallagher-has-died/974754/39 "2022-11-12T20:53:44Z")

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he was funny but his last few specials were just more of the same …one joke of his was " I walked up to an airline counter with two boxes and said send one to Detroit and the other to Miami and they said " sir I’m sorry we can’t do that, I asked why not? they had no problem doing that last week when I was in Dallas "

He came to town a few times and most of his routine was based on how crappy our area was which 80 percent of the audience agreed with

when he did the sledge o Matic bit he did make a few jokes about infomercials stealing his act since it was a parody of them in the first place of them like the now old one where they lit the car on fire to prove the wax stuff they were selling was fireproof

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**Post date:** [November 12, 2022, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gallagher-has-died/974754/40 "2022-11-12T22:52:57Z")

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“I can find the area under a curve but I can’t find the baby in an elevator!”

I always enjoyed Gallagher. He had styyyyyle.

@nightshadea I don’t get the airline joke….

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