# GAME 2 of the week. Don't open this thread if you don't plan on responding.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 7, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493 "2000-12-07T16:44:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/221 "2001-02-25T02:50:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by SqrlCub \*  
> \*\*Let’s see how close we can keep the views to the actual post count of this thread. I bet it will deviate fairly quickly but those people are just spoil sports and we don’t love them anymore anyway. 😛
> 
> HUGS!  
> Sqrl \*\*

Fuck you all. I was tricked too!

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**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/222 "2001-02-25T03:26:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by HomeSlice \*  
> \*\*poop  
> \*\*

Perhaps the greatest word. _Ever_

Why, why oh why did I open this thread! I didn’t know what it was! AHHHH! stupid having to post rassa fracka fricka fracka…

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**Author:** ![nikjohns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/53a042/32.png) [@nikjohns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikjohns)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/223 "2001-02-25T04:34:37Z")

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“hilarious”

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**Author:** ![straykat23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@straykat23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/straykat23)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/224 "2001-02-25T05:45:35Z")

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Yup.

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**Author:** ![smegmum\_V](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@smegmum\_V](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smegmum_V)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/225 "2001-02-25T12:35:06Z")

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why why why did I get myself into this?

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**Author:** ![AETBOND417](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@AETBOND417](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AETBOND417)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/226 "2001-02-25T16:53:33Z")

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This wasn’t worth opening.

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**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/227 "2001-02-25T19:04:02Z")

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WTF?

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**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/228 "2001-02-25T19:30:23Z")

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…Your silly game.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2001, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/229 "2001-02-25T19:35:55Z")

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So just how come they call the small candy bars the “Fun Size”? What’s fun about a little chocolate? I’d call those big supersize several pound bars the “fun size” and the little ones should be called the “disappointing size”. But I guess that doesn’t work for marketing.

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**Author:** ![Lady\_Magdelane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a4c791/32.png) [@Lady\_Magdelane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Magdelane)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/230 "2001-02-26T06:11:02Z")

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The sagacious reader who is capable of reading between these lines what does not stand written in them, but is nevertheless implied, will be able to form some conception.  
~ Goethe, Truth and Beauty

I am moved by fancies that are curled  
Around these images, and cling:  
The notion of some infinitely gentle  
Infinitely suffering thing.  
~ T.S. Eliot, Preludes

Then since we mortal lovers are,  
Ask not how long our love will last;  
But while it does, let us take care  
Each minute be with pleasure past:  
Were it not madness to deny  
To live because we’re sure to die?  
~ Sir George Etheridge, To a Lady asking him how long he would love her

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**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/231 "2001-02-26T06:18:06Z")

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Post-count padding? I approve.

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**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/232 "2001-06-19T15:57:53Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Biotop \*  
> \*\*So just how come they call the small candy bars the “Fun Size”? What’s fun about a little chocolate? I’d call those big supersize several pound bars the “fun size” and the little ones should be called the “disappointing size”. But I guess that doesn’t work for marketing. \*\*

Because Most of the people in marketing are men with “Fun Size”… Brains! yeah thats it!

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2001, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/233 "2001-06-19T17:00:44Z")

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is this a shamless attempt to revive an old thread so it doesn’t get ‘pruned’? I’m in  
“ **Civil War Enthusiasts Burn Atlanta To Ground** ”  
The headline for my birthday on The Onion page a day

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**Author:** ![eirroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f1d935/32.png) [@eirroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eirroc)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2001, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/234 "2001-06-19T17:47:00Z")

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Damn! I managed to resist the first time, but twice was to much! Now I feel guilty so I have to post something.

## Also, Originally posted by lurkernomore quote:

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Originally posted by Bboy.  
Good point.  
I can’t believe that made me laugh, and I’m admitting to it! god I’m shameless. \<sigh\>

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2001, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/235 "2001-06-19T20:24:47Z")

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Sasquatch.

My work is done here.

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/236 "2001-06-20T03:15:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \*  
> \*\*Sasquatch.
> 
> My work is done here. \*\*

Not Yeti it’s not.

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**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/237 "2001-06-20T03:29:52Z")

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Could someone please pass the beernuts?

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/238 "2001-06-20T04:12:32Z")

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Do you want fries with that?

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**Author:** ![Casey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Casey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/239 "2001-06-20T04:36:22Z")

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but I couldn’t leave without adding something. Bad manners to go to a party without bringing anything.

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**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/240 "2001-06-20T04:37:31Z")

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Now what did I open this thread for? It’s really time for me to go to bed. Y’all have a nice night.

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