# GAME 2 of the week. Don't open this thread if you don't plan on responding.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 7, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493 "2000-12-07T16:44:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/241 "2001-06-20T05:14:38Z")

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OK, I had to look. Then I had to post, so here it is.

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**Author:** ![virtee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/dbc845/32.png) [@virtee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/virtee)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/242 "2001-06-20T05:59:30Z")

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Oh well, fine. I had to wait forever for this to load so I might as well write something.

No matter where you go, there you are.

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**Author:** ![deepbluesea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@deepbluesea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deepbluesea)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/243 "2001-06-20T09:20:21Z")

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It said don’t open  
I opened it anyway  
Punishment: posting

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**Author:** ![amati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@amati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amati)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/244 "2001-06-20T09:26:18Z")

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doo doo doo doo doo doo do. doo doo doo doo do! dudoodododo doo doo doo doo doo do, du! dudo. do. dum. dum dum. at least that’s the way it sounds to me.

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**Author:** ![ageless6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@ageless6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ageless6)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/245 "2001-06-20T10:08:28Z")

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As an ex farmer I’ll help ou count the posts. But I ain’t stringing no damned barbed wire. That stuff hurts.

And I want to be the last poster to this squirrely thread, so everyone else go to another place, OK?

Damn. No,I won’t help ou count posts. I’ll help you, but ou is just too silly a name.

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**Author:** ![Mikahw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Mikahw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikahw)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/246 "2001-06-20T11:43:38Z")

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Wha? There isn’t $30,000 riding on this game? Oh well.

[leaves]

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/247 "2001-06-20T13:40:15Z")

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shameless post  
for Monday October 22, 2001 from The Onion Finest News Reporting:  
**"Clinton deploys vowels to Bosnia**  
_Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grznc To Be First Rccipients"_

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**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/248 "2001-06-20T17:53:11Z")

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“Brought to you by:  
The Space Pope!”

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**Author:** ![rayniday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecc23a/32.png) [@rayniday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayniday)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/249 "2001-06-20T22:00:20Z")

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\*meekly wanders inside"

Hey, I heard there was a game in here, and now I have to post???

Can’t we at least play life or something?

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**Author:** ![deepbluesea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@deepbluesea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deepbluesea)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/250 "2001-06-20T22:26:29Z")

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I want a wombat!

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**Author:** ![Lady\_Juliet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cc9497/32.png) [@Lady\_Juliet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Juliet)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/251 "2001-06-20T23:24:59Z")

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what if we were all just really tiny…

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/252 "2001-06-21T01:53:28Z")

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I want a Shrubbery!!

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/253 "2001-06-21T04:40:31Z")

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Timing’s wrong, you’re out there eager to fly  
I’ll say so long, but I’ll sure be watching the sky  
When your wheels finally touch the ground,  
Look me up, I’ll be around

When there’s time for love, I wanna be there  
When you’ve got all night for love, I see you and me there

Baby our time isn’t now, but it will come around.

That’s what I’m listening to. I thought this was gonna be a _game_. Hmph.

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**Author:** ![rivulus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@rivulus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rivulus)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/254 "2001-06-21T07:01:23Z")

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suluvir  
saw  
ereh

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/255 "2001-06-21T07:12:16Z")

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Surely this won’t count as a REAL post, will it?

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/256 "2001-06-21T07:15:54Z")

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damn it’s incredible what peer pressure can make a guy do

STOP IT!!!

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**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/257 "2001-06-21T07:58:28Z")

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um, is this the thread about how to blow up a cat?

oh. Okay.

Sorry to bother you all.

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/258 "2001-06-21T08:05:54Z")

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I’m not gonna try to be funny, just do my duty.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/259 "2001-06-21T14:43:40Z")

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All right - I hope you’re happy now.

And I am on vacation today, too!

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-2-of-the-week-dont-open-this-thread-if-you-dont-plan-on-responding/44493/260 "2001-06-21T15:46:03Z")

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Any suggestions for lunch? I’m feeling uncreative.

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