# \[GAME\] a **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 23, 2014, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267 "2014-08-23T02:58:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/201 "2014-08-27T00:33:08Z")
**E** veryone knows he uses hydroponics. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/202 "2014-08-27T00:34:31Z")
Eggplants are not the best veggie for that, you know. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/203 "2014-08-27T00:35:47Z")
Fudge, I was tardy. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/204 "2014-08-27T01:34:00Z")
**G** ee, that was completely unexpected. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/205 "2014-08-27T01:34:58Z")
**H** ad you been psychic, you would’ve completely expected it. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/206 "2014-08-27T01:38:26Z")
**I** guess it’s time to bring up the Spanish Inquisition expectation bit. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/207 "2014-08-27T01:42:26Z")
_ **J** arring chord._ Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise… our two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency… Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency…and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope… Our four…no… amongst our weapons… amongst our weaponry…are such elements as fear, surprise… I’ll come in again. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/208 "2014-08-27T01:53:37Z")
**K** leese said I could misspell his name if I mentioned him on SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/209 "2014-08-27T02:17:04Z")
**L** ike some monkey-snot he did! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/210 "2014-08-27T02:21:25Z")
**M** onkey-snot? All the world’s lexicon to pick from, and you go with monkey-snot? ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/211 "2014-08-27T02:23:01Z")
Nobody said anything about monkey snot. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/212 "2014-08-27T02:24:51Z")
**O** bjections? TOUGH! ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/213 "2014-08-27T02:31:20Z")
**P** ack up your monkey snot and come back when you have cake. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/214 "2014-08-27T02:45:09Z")
**Q** uiet!\*\* Q\*\*uiet! There’s cake? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/215 "2014-08-27T02:49:33Z")
**R** aspberry torte. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/216 "2014-08-27T02:50:44Z")
**S** outhern Buttermilk Pie ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/217 "2014-08-27T03:10:46Z")
**T** ish- **T** osh! Chocolate rules! ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/218 "2014-08-27T03:11:51Z")
Tiramisu plus a box of tissues for the monkey snot **U** nless Burpo has other ideas ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/219 "2014-08-27T03:13:52Z")
**V** ery nice save! ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/220 "2014-08-27T03:31:02Z")
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