# \[GAME\] a **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 23, 2014, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267 "2014-08-23T02:58:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/241 "2014-08-27T22:30:37Z")
**R** eally, **R** oger? **R** eading **R** ailroad? **R** ight! ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/242 "2014-08-27T22:45:16Z")
**S** he sells sweat socks by the shoe store. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/243 "2014-08-27T22:49:51Z")
Tommy Tomorrow took Tanya Tucker to Tina Turner’s tea party. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/244 "2014-08-28T01:08:55Z")
… **u** ntil unctuous Umberto utilized his undersized underwear. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/245 "2014-08-28T01:40:42Z")
Vicious vipers victimized the vicar’s various vomen. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/246 "2014-08-28T01:49:36Z")
Wimpy women wailed but willingly and wantonly went wassailing with the wicked welders. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/247 "2014-08-28T02:11:23Z")
**X** -rated xylophones exist. ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/248 "2014-08-28T05:31:49Z")
**Y** ou should probably clear your browser history. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/249 "2014-08-28T12:38:40Z")
**Z** zzzzzz… Zaire zoo’s zealously zany zebra zonked. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/250 "2014-08-28T13:12:51Z")
A man escaped from home today, and … ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/251 "2014-08-28T13:43:20Z")
Broke into a bank on Sunday and… ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/252 "2014-08-28T13:45:16Z")
**c** ased the place out. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/253 "2014-08-28T15:05:23Z")
Decided to execute his plan next Tuesday. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/254 "2014-08-28T15:08:10Z")
**E** very detail was checked and re-checked so nothing could possibly go wrong. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/255 "2014-08-28T15:27:58Z")
First he donned his clown costume. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/256 "2014-08-28T16:08:13Z")
**G** allivanting about town with his **g** reat clown **g** aloshes, ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/257 "2014-08-28T16:56:29Z")
**H** i-test in the tank of **h** is tiny getaway car, with **h** is 43 accomplices in the back, ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/258 "2014-08-28T18:11:53Z")
Inch by inch they unfolded from the car and crept to the back door of the bank. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/259 "2014-08-28T18:31:46Z")
**J** ust for description, the bank’s landscaping consisted of only **j** unipers and **j** onquils. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/260 "2014-08-28T19:54:56Z")
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