# \[GAME\] a

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 23, 2014, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267 "2014-08-23T02:58:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 16

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/301 "2014-08-29T14:29:00Z")

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X chromosomes are in question, I see. Embrace the new you!

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/302 "2014-08-29T15:09:25Z")

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**Y** ves St. Laurent: embrace me with your garb!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/303 "2014-08-29T15:39:28Z")

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**Z** ounds, what mounds!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/304 "2014-08-29T15:50:01Z")

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**A** nother day **a** t the chocolate factory; don’t fall in!

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/305 "2014-08-29T16:01:46Z")

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**B** ut then how will I get covered in chocolate?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/306 "2014-08-29T16:04:54Z")

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**C** onveyor belt.

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/307 "2014-08-29T16:13:49Z")

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Dunk me! Dunk me!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/308 "2014-08-29T16:30:14Z")

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**E** veryone gets a turn! Be patient.

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/309 "2014-08-29T16:43:10Z")

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**F** udge! **F** irm,\*\* f\*\*antastic **f** udge.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/310 "2014-08-29T16:44:53Z")

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**G** od, Ralphie, that’s not what you _really_ said!

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/311 "2014-08-29T16:46:19Z")

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**H** ershey’s, Mars, or Toblerone?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/312 "2014-08-29T17:50:34Z")

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I love York Peppermint Patties.

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/313 "2014-08-29T17:52:24Z")

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Junior Mints are also delicious, just keep them out of the surgical room.

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/314 "2014-08-29T18:16:43Z")

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**Kat, K** uestion: Why does the chocolate factory have a surgical room, and why don’t we want Junior Mints in there?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/315 "2014-08-29T18:21:01Z")

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Long ago there was a Seinfeld episode where Kramer dropped his Junior Mint into a man’s open incision during surgery. He was up in the viewing gallery. IIRC, the patient died! And of course the factory needs a surgical room, for putting the nougat inside candy bars.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/316 "2014-08-29T18:28:02Z")

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**M** ars needs chocolate!

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/317 "2014-08-29T18:30:35Z")

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**N** eptune needs nougat!

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/318 "2014-08-29T19:27:02Z")

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**O** kay and **O** ’Henry bar, thanks for the ex **planet** ion.

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/319 "2014-08-29T19:34:01Z")

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**P** om **P** oms…yummm!

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/320 "2014-08-29T19:58:29Z")

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Quick! I need insulin!

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