# \[GAME\] a **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 23, 2014, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267 "2014-08-23T02:58:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/321 "2014-08-29T20:23:29Z")
**R** ushing in with the big industrial sized insulin needle, “ **R** eady now? Where do you want it?” ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/322 "2014-08-29T20:41:14Z")
**S** o, is the syringe filled with an unearthed sticky white goodness? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/323 "2014-08-29T21:04:50Z")
**T** hreads are crossing! Egon, keep those beams apart! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/324 "2014-08-29T23:13:45Z")
**U** nusual day for a chocolate factory–no one made any chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/325 "2014-08-29T23:22:55Z")
“ **V** at’s what you think”, she called from the chocolate pool room. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/326 "2014-08-29T23:58:39Z")
**W** onka’s dead! The Oompa-Loompa drowned him and put him under the waterfall. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/327 "2014-08-30T01:31:26Z")
**X** -wife put 'em up to it, didn’t she? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/328 "2014-08-30T01:50:23Z")
**Y** ou mean Yvette, Yvonne or Yolanda? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/329 "2014-08-30T02:03:44Z")
**Z** oroaster knows. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/330 "2014-08-30T02:11:18Z")
**A** lso sprach Zarathustra! ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/331 "2014-08-30T02:25:18Z")
Bertha I think ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/332 "2014-08-30T03:28:38Z")
**C** lassical tune titled, “Bertha?” Naah! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/333 "2014-08-30T05:02:16Z")
**D** oes anyone really know what time it is? ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/334 "2014-08-30T05:12:28Z")
**E** veryone knows time is only an illusion conjured from our inability to see around corners. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/335 "2014-08-30T12:52:02Z")
**F** lying time: Time **f** lies when you’re having **f** un. . . **F** rogs say, “time’s\*\* f\*\*un when you’re having **f** lies.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/336 "2014-08-30T13:44:14Z")
**G** roucho said: “Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like an apple.” ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/337 "2014-08-30T13:51:57Z")
**H** arpo said: “…_toot toot_…” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/338 "2014-08-30T13:54:10Z")
**I** ’d imagine Chico isn’t available for a quote, but is around the corner playing a game of cards or pool. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/339 "2014-08-30T15:18:47Z")
Just imagine what Karl would have said about all that. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/340 "2014-08-30T15:23:20Z")
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