# \[GAME\] a **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 23, 2014, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267 "2014-08-23T02:58:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/341 "2014-08-30T15:34:03Z")
Lenin was a vegan. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/342 "2014-08-30T15:57:20Z")
**M** arx was a vegetable farmer who cultivated the Soviet onion. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/343 "2014-08-30T17:27:38Z")
Nikita loved him some borscht. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/344 "2014-08-30T17:28:54Z")
**N** o, the Soviet onion was created in Outbackistan. **O** h, for the love of… ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/345 "2014-08-30T18:06:44Z")
**P** ardon me, but have you noticed it’s always N that gets ninja’d? _spooky_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/346 "2014-08-30T18:23:39Z")
**Q**.E.D. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/347 "2014-08-30T19:02:50Z")
RTFC ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/348 "2014-08-30T20:58:59Z")
**S** OL ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/349 "2014-08-30T21:04:35Z")
**T** fiik ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/350 "2014-08-30T21:14:10Z")
Unintelligible twaddle ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/351 "2014-08-30T21:22:25Z")
**V** erify that last message, please. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/352 "2014-08-30T23:08:29Z")
**W** hat?\*\* W\*\*hat did ya say? Huh? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/353 "2014-08-30T23:10:55Z")
\*\*X \*\*marks the spot, again. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/354 "2014-08-30T23:40:06Z")
**Y** ou mind marking it with a PEN next time, please? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/355 "2014-08-31T01:22:27Z")
**Z** ippo makes pens, don’t they? ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/356 "2014-08-31T01:33:26Z")
Actually lighters ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/357 "2014-08-31T02:28:25Z")
**Bic** , you’re thinking of Bic pens but you just HAD to grab the Z, tsk tsk. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/358 "2014-08-31T02:45:50Z")
Crayola makes the best writing implements. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/359 "2014-08-31T02:46:01Z")
[del] **C** heck Google and you’ll see. ;)[/del] **D** amn board lagged out on me AGAIN. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/360 "2014-08-31T03:46:07Z")
**E** asiest way to avoid being ninja’d is to post late at night. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267.md?page=19)