# \[GAME\] a **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 23, 2014, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267 "2014-08-23T02:58:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/421 "2014-09-02T19:35:04Z")
**K** itchen: are those birthday ginger coo **K** ies in the **K** itchen? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/422 "2014-09-02T19:42:12Z")
**L** ate breaking news: Birthday Boy Goes Berserk.\* Five hospitalized for touching his cookies\*. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/423 "2014-09-02T19:50:37Z")
**M** orbidity abounds. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/424 "2014-09-02T20:16:17Z")
Never to see outside world again. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/425 "2014-09-02T20:21:23Z")
**O** rson Bean restores order, frees Elendil’s Heir, and gives out free cookies to everyone. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/426 "2014-09-02T20:39:13Z")
**P** ouncing quickly, _someone_ gets more than her share of cookies. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/427 "2014-09-02T20:42:08Z")
Quickly gives Elendil more cookies. ---
**Author:** ![therealyankey27](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@therealyankey27](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/therealyankey27)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/428 "2014-09-02T21:05:31Z")
Reads over thread ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/429 "2014-09-02T21:19:11Z")
**S** ees the **s** hocking and **s** candalou **s** **s** ight of Elendil’ **s** Heir freed from jail wearing only his Birthday **S** uit! ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/430 "2014-09-02T21:23:36Z")
**T** akes a peek… ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/431 "2014-09-02T22:17:22Z")
Uhhh, what have I just walked into? ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/432 "2014-09-02T22:29:34Z")
Very nice birthday party for Elendil. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/433 "2014-09-02T22:40:11Z")
Well, depends on your idea of nice. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/434 "2014-09-02T23:12:14Z")
Xerosis is now a concern. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/435 "2014-09-03T00:47:45Z")
**Y** ou can use Crisco for that. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/436 "2014-09-03T02:10:37Z")
**Z** ing!!! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/437 "2014-09-03T02:29:02Z")
**A** nd here’s another fine mess we’ve gotten ourselves into, Ollie. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/438 "2014-09-03T03:26:50Z")
**B** oy, that was an impressive alphabetical array of 50th birthday witticisms, and I thank you! ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/439 "2014-09-03T03:46:57Z")
**C** ould you feel the love (and loss of cookies)? ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/440 "2014-09-03T09:48:50Z")
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