# \[GAME\] a **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 23, 2014, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267 "2014-08-23T02:58:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/581 "2014-09-05T16:27:50Z")
**I** am the cat! I love your feelthy, steenking litter! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/582 "2014-09-05T16:35:44Z")
**J** e suis Groot! ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/583 "2014-09-05T17:53:51Z")
**K** nowledge is not the same as knitting. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/584 "2014-09-05T18:08:08Z")
**L** acemaking? Is it anything **l** ike **l** acemaking or crocheting? ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/585 "2014-09-05T18:17:48Z")
**M** en do NOT crochet! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/586 "2014-09-05T18:32:48Z")
**N** ot even macrame? ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/587 "2014-09-05T19:10:27Z")
**O** ne should avoid needles whenever possible. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/588 "2014-09-05T19:56:06Z")
**P** recisely. (Unless you’re diabetic.) ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/589 "2014-09-05T19:56:16Z")
Perhaps you should invest in a sewing machine. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/590 "2014-09-05T20:04:25Z")
**Q** uilters might take offense. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/591 "2014-09-05T20:17:39Z")
**R** est easy. I think we can take the Quilters. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/592 "2014-09-05T20:20:12Z")
**S** iding with the dinosaur taxidermists ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/593 "2014-09-05T22:08:58Z")
**T** he coach always told us quilters can never be winners…or something like that. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2014, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/594 "2014-09-05T23:41:23Z")
**U** nless you quilt while you’re ahead. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/595 "2014-09-06T00:17:03Z")
Very nice buddha. :golfclap: ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/596 "2014-09-06T01:28:43Z")
**W** here should I display my very nice Buddha? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/597 "2014-09-06T01:36:08Z")
**X** -rated objects like naked chubby men should be kept in the closet, IMO. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/598 "2014-09-06T01:39:05Z")
**Y** ou got something against naked, chubby men? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/599 "2014-09-06T01:41:04Z")
**Z** en is my religion, so of course not! Check my closet… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/600 "2014-09-06T01:44:16Z")
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