# \[GAME\] a

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 23, 2014, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267 "2014-08-23T02:58:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 31

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/601 "2014-09-06T02:17:30Z")

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**B** room closet?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/602 "2014-09-06T02:20:10Z")

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**C** edar-lined, to keep the guys fresh and fresh-smelling.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/603 "2014-09-06T02:37:51Z")

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**D** o we dare ask how many guys?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/604 "2014-09-06T02:45:15Z")

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**E** xactly **e** ach and **e** very one.

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/605 "2014-09-06T02:47:00Z")

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**F** ifty-two, one for every week in the year.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/606 "2014-09-06T02:48:37Z")

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**G** osh, that’s a **g** a **gg** le of **g** uys.

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/607 "2014-09-06T02:50:17Z")

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♬ **H** eaven, I’m in Heaven… ♬

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/608 "2014-09-06T02:58:56Z")

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**I** ’m speechless.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/609 "2014-09-06T03:35:01Z")

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**J** ust wondering, how much does it cost to feed, bathe & clothe these guys every year?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/610 "2014-09-06T03:43:17Z")

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**K** ilo of beer and a dozen Playboys.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/611 "2014-09-06T03:44:53Z")

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**L** ike!!! 🆒

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/612 "2014-09-06T03:49:29Z")

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Mama Malone! My great-aunt Maude! Merde!

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/613 "2014-09-06T03:53:34Z")

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**’N** anna, is that you?

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/614 "2014-09-06T03:54:18Z")

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**Oh,** Nanna has her own closet.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/615 "2014-09-06T04:35:13Z")

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Probably had to ask Tom Cruise to vacate it.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/616 "2014-09-06T14:57:39Z")

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**Q** uiet! Tom’s attorneys are everywhere.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/617 "2014-09-06T15:37:46Z")

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Really, Tom’s not fooling anyone.

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**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/618 "2014-09-06T15:42:25Z")

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**S** cientology proved Tom is a reincarnated king from the planet Paybigbux.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/619 "2014-09-06T15:49:02Z")

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**T** om was a king? Always thought he was a princess.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/620 "2014-09-07T04:10:38Z")

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**U** h, if that’s true, where’s his crown?

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