# \[GAME\] a **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 23, 2014, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267 "2014-08-23T02:58:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/701 "2014-09-10T14:47:27Z")
Understand: vets will X-ray your zebra, at below cost. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/702 "2014-09-10T15:39:03Z")
**D** uh. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/703 "2014-09-10T15:40:52Z")
Try again: start with “V” and see how far you can take a sentence. Come on, you can do it… ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/704 "2014-09-10T15:47:39Z")
Talk to your Orson doll - that’ll help. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/705 "2014-09-10T16:10:22Z")
Verily, we’re X-men yet! ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/706 "2014-09-10T16:20:48Z")
Will \ zap a body crying “D@mn, every freakin’ gol-darned hour I jump kittens laughingly (meaning no opportunity presents satisfaction. Thanks, U very worn X)”? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/707 "2014-09-10T16:22:16Z")
**X** -ray your zombie, anyone? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/708 "2014-09-10T16:31:13Z")
[_OK, my entry above was a disaster and obviously the work of a person who lacks enough chocolate in her diet. Pretend it’s not there. I’m never trying that again. ⭕(:smack:_] ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/709 "2014-09-10T18:38:06Z")
**Y** ettis **z** onked **a \*\*\*\*b** rown **c** at **d** own **e** ast **f** or **g** ood. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/710 "2014-09-10T18:44:56Z")
**Z** aftig Yolanda (X-rated woman) valued underwear that’s sexy, returned quaint, picturesque organdy nighties, modeled lewd, kinky jazz-influenced half-garters, flirted every day, chesty bra-less actress. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/711 "2014-09-10T18:47:48Z")
You are my hero, Prof. BRAVO! ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/712 "2014-09-10T19:06:24Z")
**A** wesome, **A** nd it really shows what the Professor thinks **a** bout. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/713 "2014-09-10T19:18:09Z")
**B** etting that turns racy now. Saucy, even. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/714 "2014-09-10T19:24:39Z")
**C** hutney, hollandaise, or béchamel? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/715 "2014-09-10T20:25:48Z")
**D** ipping sauces, no **d** ouble **d** ipping, please. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/716 "2014-09-10T20:45:03Z")
**E** ndive sauce, preferably caramelized. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/717 "2014-09-10T21:34:53Z")
**F** ondue feast, with forks, Fontina and Focaccia bread ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/718 "2014-09-10T22:17:13Z")
**G** et on the gravy train! ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/719 "2014-09-11T04:11:58Z")
**H** ey, do they still make that dog food? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/720 "2014-09-11T04:57:45Z")
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