# \[GAME\] a **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 23, 2014, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267 "2014-08-23T02:58:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/821 "2014-09-17T03:03:02Z")
**F** inch’s somewhat authoritative _Index to the Complete Writings of Biotop_ indicates an over 98% level of correctness, with the remaining 2% simply being those few that cannot be proven one way or the other. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/822 "2014-09-17T03:17:57Z")
**G** ood thing Finch never asked Mrs. Biotop. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/823 "2014-09-17T16:58:42Z")
**H** ow does this place attract all the top talent? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/824 "2014-09-17T17:02:22Z")
_ **I** ndex to the Complete Writings of Biotop_ has a chapter devoted to jelly recipes. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/825 "2014-09-17T17:07:20Z")
**J** ennifer Grey had all that plastic surgery done so that she’d look more like Biotop. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/826 "2014-09-17T17:32:40Z")
**K** evin Costner is rumored to be ALMOST as handsome as Biotop. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/827 "2014-09-17T17:47:01Z")
**L** as Vegas is getting a professional football team, and, of course, they’re naming it the Las Vegas Biotops! ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/828 "2014-09-17T17:51:34Z")
**M** innesota hockey is willing to change the name to Minnesota Wild Biotops if he’ll just arrive here. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/829 "2014-09-17T17:56:52Z")
**N** ine of my children are named Biotop. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/830 "2014-09-17T18:02:09Z")
**O** kay, Kat, even Biotop thinks that’s TMI! ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/831 "2014-09-17T18:15:20Z")
**P** ardon me, I should explain that I was doing a play on George Foreman. I didn’t mean that all those kids were his! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/832 "2014-09-17T18:18:55Z")
**Q** uit it! Just **q** uit it! ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/833 "2014-09-17T19:54:26Z")
**R** evidus castignus malorem est. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/834 "2014-09-17T20:01:36Z")
**S** ic semper Biotop. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/835 "2014-09-17T20:28:54Z")
**T** ruly, this man was the son of Biotop. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/836 "2014-09-17T20:35:00Z")
**U** m, Biotopsy Turvy? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/837 "2014-09-17T20:58:50Z")
**V** erily, Biotops is **v** erifiably tops! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/838 "2014-09-17T20:59:50Z")
**W** ho’s the bottom, then? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/839 "2014-09-17T21:08:03Z")
**X** -tra credit points for discussing dualism and binary opposition. Yin and Yang, good and evil, top and bottom, BioTop and BioBottom. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267/840 "2014-09-17T21:17:39Z")
**W** hat we think of as the bottom is really the top deceiving our feet as to up and down. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267.md?page=41) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-a/696267.md?page=43)