# Game: Add the next 10 most significant events from history

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**Created:** [August 6, 2011, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-add-the-next-10-most-significant-events-from-history/591705 "2011-08-06T05:49:22Z")\
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**Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-add-the-next-10-most-significant-events-from-history/591705/21 "2011-08-07T05:19:02Z")

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11 added because last reply was one short.

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[li]Big Bang[/li][li]Cosmological inflation[/li][li]First Hydrogen atom[/li][li]Population III stars form[/li][li]First galaxies[/li][li]Population II stars form[/li][li]Sun forms[/li][li]Earth forms[/li][li]Moon is formed[/li][li]Life develops on Earth[/li][li]Eating other creatures for energy develops[/li][li]Photosynthesis develops[/li][li]Eukaryotic lifeforms evolve[/li][li]First sexual reproduction[/li][li]First multicellular lifeform[/li][li]Life emerges on land[/li][li]Asteroid wipes out dinosaurs, allows mammals to rise.[/li][li]Protohumans evolve from primates[/li][li]Humans develop intelligence[/li][li]First human ancestors make tools[/li][li]Human ancestors learn how to create and use fire[/li][li]First human ancestors develop spoken language[/li][li]First Homo sapiens[/li][li]Toba supervolcano[/li][li]Global temperatures rise after the last Ice Age[/li][li]Animals domesticated[/li][li]Agriculture invented[/li][li]Wheel invented[/li][li]Bronze invented[/li][li]First professional army[/li][li]First cities[/li][li]Decimal numbering invented[/li][li]Writing invented[/li][li]Iron mining and metallurgy[/li][li]Alphabet invented[/li][li]Abraham founds a religion[/li][li]Buddha Siddhartha Gautama founds a religion[/li][li]Invention of coinage[/li][li]Lydia conquered by Persian Empire[/li][li]Ionian Greek city of Miletus revolts, sacked[/li][li]Marathon[/li][li]Thermopylae[/li][li]Salamis[/li][li]Platea[/li][li]Start of Peloponnesian War[/li][li]Pericles dies in plague[/li][li]Athenian Sicilian expedition[/li][li]Athens surrenders[/li][li]Alexander the Great conquers most of the known world[/li][li]Archimedes takes a bath[/li][li]Roman Empire founded[/li][li]Jesus born[/li][li]Muhammed born[/li][li]Paper invented[/li][li]The Crusades[/li][li]Genghis Khan conquers most of Eurasia[/li][li]A rat, no cat, an epidemic–the Black Death[/li][li]Invention of gunpowder[/li][li]Movable type[/li][li]Discovery & colonization of the Americas[/li][li]Shakespeare gets a pen for his birthday[/li][li]Spanish Armada[/li][li]Copernican model of the Solar System[/li][li]Isaac Newton creates modern physics and mathematics[/li][li]Leibniz invents modern calculus notation[/li][li]James II of Great Britain deposed[/li][li]Peter the Great founds St. Petersburg[/li][li]Battle of Blenheim[/li][li]War of the Austrian Succession begins[/li][li]French and Indian War ends[/li][li]Bunker Hill[/li][li]7/4/1776[/li][li]Saratoga[/li][li]Yorktown[/li][li]United States adopts its Constitution[/li][li]George Washington becomes first U.S. President[/li][li]Bastille stormed[/li][li]Reign of Terror in France[/li][li]Napoleon takes power in France[/li][li]Steam engines developed[/li][li]Darwin discover Theory of Evolution[/li][li]Electricity discovered[/li][li]Invention of the telegraph[/li][li]Germ theory of disease[/li][li]Abraham Lincoln is elected President[/li][li]Lincoln lets his whiskers grow[/li][li]Confederates fire on Ft. Sumter[/li][li]Battle of Antietam[/li][li]Battle of Gettysburg[/li][li]Lee surrenders at Appomattox [/li][li]A man, a plan, a canal–Suez[/li][li]Radio invented[/li][li]Michelson-Morley experiment[/li][li]Quantum theory discovered [/li][li]X-Rays described[/li][li]A man, a plan, a canal–Panama[/li][li]Automobile invented[/li][li]Einstein’s miracle year[/li][li]Sarajevo[/li][li]General Relativity discovered[/li][li]Russian Revolution[/li][li]Lenin dies[/li][li]Quantum Mechanics discovered[/li][li]Cosmological Red Shift discovered[/li][li]Antimatter discovered[/li][li]Television invented[/li][li]WA- (headline continued on page 2)[/li][li]Hitler becomes chancellor of Germany[/li][li]Reichstag Fire[/li][li]FDR 1st Inaugural[/li][li]Night of the Long Knives[/li][li]Baldwin chosen UK PM[/li][li]Edward VIII Abdication Crisis[/li][li]Germany reoccupies Rhineland[/li][li]FDR reelected[/li][li]Italy invades Ethiopia[/li][li]Japan invades China proper[/li][li]Anschluss[/li][li]Chamberlain UK PM[/li][li]Munich Crisis[/li][li]German army defeated at Stalingrad[/li][li]First nuclear weapon (tested)[/li][li]Hiroshima[/li][li]Nagasaki[/li][li]USSR declares war on Japan[/li][li]Japan surrenders[/li][li]Lamb shift discovered[/li][li]Transistor invented[/li][li]Truman defeats Dewey[/li][li]Communists win Chinese Civil War[/li][li]Korean War begins[/li][li]Checkers speech[/li][li]Eisenhower defeats Stevenson[/li][li]DNA described by Watson and Crick[/li][li]First nuclear power station on-line[/li][li]Maser (precursor to laser) invented[/li][li]A man, a plan, a rocket–Sputnik[/li][li]Descent to bottom of the Marianas Trench[/li][li]Humans walk on another world[/li][li]Internet is invented[/li][li]First GMO (a recombinant bacteria)[/li][li]Cold War ends[/li][li]United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change[/li][li]Online porn fuels critical internet commercialization[/li][li]Human genome sequenced[/li][li]Facebook invented[/li][li]First life form with completely synthetic genetic material[/li][li]S&P downgrades US Debt from AAA to AA+[/li][li]Sun becomes a red giant[/li][li]Heat death of the Universe[/li][/ol]

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-add-the-next-10-most-significant-events-from-history/591705/22 "2011-08-07T10:17:09Z")

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[ol]  
[li]Big Bang[/li][li]Cosmological inflation[/li][li]First Hydrogen atom[/li][li]Population III stars form[/li][li]First galaxies[/li][li]Population II stars form[/li][li]Sun forms[/li][li]Earth forms[/li][li]Moon is formed[/li][li]Life develops on Earth[/li][li]Eating other creatures for energy develops[/li][li]Photosynthesis develops[/li][li]Eukaryotic lifeforms evolve[/li][li]First sexual reproduction[/li][li]First multicellular lifeform[/li][li]Life emerges on land[/li][li]Asteroid wipes out dinosaurs, allows mammals to rise.[/li][li]Protohumans evolve from primates[/li][li]Humans develop intelligence[/li][li]First human ancestors make tools[/li][li]Human ancestors learn how to create and use fire[/li][li]First human ancestors develop spoken language[/li][li]First Homo sapiens[/li][li]Toba supervolcano[/li][li]Global temperatures rise after the last Ice Age[/li][li]Animals domesticated[/li][li]Agriculture invented[/li][li]Wheel invented[/li][li]Bronze invented[/li][li]First professional army[/li][li]First cities[/li][li]Decimal numbering invented[/li][li]Writing invented[/li][li]Rise of Sumerians[/li][li]Egyptian Pyramids[/li][li]Iron mining and metallurgy[/li][li]Alphabet invented[/li][li]Abraham founds a religion[/li][li]Carthage founded[/li][li]First Olympic Games[/li][li]Rome founded[/li][li]Fall of Assyria[/li][li]Babylonian captivity of the Jewish people[/li][li]Buddha Siddhartha Gautama founds a religion[/li][li]Invention of coinage[/li][li]Lydia conquered by Persian Empire[/li][li]Rome becomes a Republic[/li][li]Ionian Greek city of Miletus revolts, sacked[/li][li]Marathon[/li][li]Thermopylae[/li][li]Salamis[/li][li]Platea[/li][li]Start of Peloponnesian War[/li][li]Pericles dies in plague[/li][li]Athenian Sicilian expedition[/li][li]Athens surrenders[/li][li]Plato and the Platonic Academy[/li][li]Aristotles of Stagira and the Lyceum[/li][li]Alexander the Great conquers most of the known world[/li][li]Archimedes takes a bath[/li][li]Roman Empire founded[/li][li]Jesus born[/li][li]Muhammed born[/li][li]Paper invented[/li][li]The Crusades[/li][li]Genghis Khan conquers most of Eurasia[/li][li]A rat, no cat, an epidemic–the Black Death[/li][li]Invention of gunpowder[/li][li]Movable type[/li][li]Discovery & colonization of the Americas[/li][li]Shakespeare gets a pen for his birthday[/li][li]Spanish Armada[/li][li]Copernican model of the Solar System[/li][li]Isaac Newton creates modern physics and mathematics[/li][li]Leibniz invents modern calculus notation[/li][li]James II of Great Britain deposed[/li][li]Peter the Great founds St. Petersburg[/li][li]Battle of Blenheim[/li][li]War of the Austrian Succession begins[/li][li]French and Indian War ends[/li][li]Bunker Hill[/li][li]7/4/1776[/li][li]Saratoga[/li][li]Yorktown[/li][li]United States adopts its Constitution[/li][li]George Washington becomes first U.S. President[/li][li]Bastille stormed[/li][li]Reign of Terror in France[/li][li]Napoleon takes power in France[/li][li]Steam engines developed[/li][li]Darwin discover Theory of Evolution[/li][li]Electricity discovered[/li][li]Invention of the telegraph[/li][li]Germ theory of disease[/li][li]Abraham Lincoln is elected President[/li][li]Lincoln lets his whiskers grow[/li][li]Confederates fire on Ft. Sumter[/li][li]Battle of Antietam[/li][li]Battle of Gettysburg[/li][li]Lee surrenders at Appomattox [/li][li]A man, a plan, a canal–Suez[/li][li]Radio invented[/li][li]Michelson-Morley experiment[/li][li]Quantum theory discovered [/li][li]X-Rays described[/li][li]A man, a plan, a canal–Panama[/li][li]Automobile invented[/li][li]Einstein’s miracle year[/li][li]Sarajevo[/li][li]General Relativity discovered[/li][li]Russian Revolution[/li][li]Lenin dies[/li][li]Quantum Mechanics discovered[/li][li]Cosmological Red Shift discovered[/li][li]Antimatter discovered[/li][li]Television invented[/li][li]WA- (headline continued on page 2)[/li][li]Hitler becomes chancellor of Germany[/li][li]Reichstag Fire[/li][li]FDR 1st Inaugural[/li][li]Night of the Long Knives[/li][li]Baldwin chosen UK PM[/li][li]Edward VIII Abdication Crisis[/li][li]Germany reoccupies Rhineland[/li][li]FDR reelected[/li][li]Italy invades Ethiopia[/li][li]Japan invades China proper[/li][li]Anschluss[/li][li]Chamberlain UK PM[/li][li]Munich Crisis[/li][li]German army defeated at Stalingrad[/li][li]First nuclear weapon (tested)[/li][li]Hiroshima[/li][li]Nagasaki[/li][li]USSR declares war on Japan[/li][li]Japan surrenders[/li][li]Lamb shift discovered[/li][li]Transistor invented[/li][li]Truman defeats Dewey[/li][li]Communists win Chinese Civil War[/li][li]Korean War begins[/li][li]Checkers speech[/li][li]Eisenhower defeats Stevenson[/li][li]DNA described by Watson and Crick[/li][li]First nuclear power station on-line[/li][li]Maser (precursor to laser) invented[/li][li]A man, a plan, a rocket–Sputnik[/li][li]Descent to bottom of the Marianas Trench[/li][li]Humans walk on another world[/li][li]Internet is invented[/li][li]First GMO (a recombinant bacteria)[/li][li]Cold War ends[/li][li]United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change[/li][li]Online porn fuels critical internet commercialization[/li][li]Human genome sequenced[/li][li]Facebook invented[/li][li]First life form with completely synthetic genetic material[/li][li]S&P downgrades US Debt from AAA to AA+[/li][li]Sun becomes a red giant[/li][li]Heat death of the Universe[/li][/ol]

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-add-the-next-10-most-significant-events-from-history/591705/23 "2011-08-07T11:34:33Z")

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[ol]  
[li]Big Bang[/li][li]Cosmological inflation[/li][li]First Hydrogen atom[/li][li]Population III stars form[/li][li]First galaxies[/li][li]Population II stars form[/li][li]Sun forms[/li][li]Earth forms[/li][li]Moon is formed[/li][li]Earth form solid crust[/li][li]Plate Tectonics gets going[/li][li]Life develops on Earth[/li][li]Eating other creatures for energy develops[/li][li]Photosynthesis develops[/li][li]Great Oxygenation Event[/li][li]Eukaryotic lifeforms evolve[/li][li]First sexual reproduction[/li][li]First multicellular lifeform[/li][li]First exoskeleton[/li][li]First endoskeleton[/li][li]Life emerges on land[/li][li]First warm blooded animal[/li][li]First grass[/li][li]Asteroid wipes out dinosaurs, allows mammals to rise.[/li][li]Protohumans evolve from primates[/li][li]Humans develop intelligence[/li][li]First human ancestors make tools[/li][li]Human ancestors learn how to create and use fire[/li][li]First human ancestors develop spoken language[/li][li]First Homo sapiens[/li][li]Toba supervolcano[/li][li]Global temperatures rise after the last Ice Age[/li][li]Animals domesticated[/li][li]Agriculture invented[/li][li]Wheel invented[/li][li]Bronze invented[/li][li]First professional army[/li][li]First cities[/li][li]Decimal numbering invented[/li][li]Writing invented[/li][li]Rise of Sumerians[/li][li]Egyptian Pyramids[/li][li]Iron mining and metallurgy[/li][li]Alphabet invented[/li][li]Abraham founds a religion[/li][li]Carthage founded[/li][li]First Olympic Games[/li][li]Rome founded[/li][li]Fall of Assyria[/li][li]Babylonian captivity of the Jewish people[/li][li]Buddha Siddhartha Gautama founds a religion[/li][li]Invention of coinage[/li][li]Lydia conquered by Persian Empire[/li][li]Rome becomes a Republic[/li][li]Ionian Greek city of Miletus revolts, sacked[/li][li]Marathon[/li][li]Thermopylae[/li][li]Salamis[/li][li]Platea[/li][li]Start of Peloponnesian War[/li][li]Pericles dies in plague[/li][li]Athenian Sicilian expedition[/li][li]Athens surrenders[/li][li]Plato and the Platonic Academy[/li][li]Aristotles of Stagira and the Lyceum[/li][li]Alexander the Great conquers most of the known world[/li][li]Archimedes takes a bath[/li][li]Roman Empire founded[/li][li]Jesus born[/li][li]Muhammed born[/li][li]Paper invented[/li][li]The Crusades[/li][li]Genghis Khan conquers most of Eurasia[/li][li]A rat, no cat, an epidemic–the Black Death[/li][li]Invention of gunpowder[/li][li]Movable type[/li][li]Discovery & colonization of the Americas[/li][li]Shakespeare gets a pen for his birthday[/li][li]Spanish Armada[/li][li]Copernican model of the Solar System[/li][li]Isaac Newton creates modern physics and mathematics[/li][li]Leibniz invents modern calculus notation[/li][li]James II of Great Britain deposed[/li][li]Peter the Great founds St. Petersburg[/li][li]Battle of Blenheim[/li][li]War of the Austrian Succession begins[/li][li]French and Indian War ends[/li][li]Bunker Hill[/li][li]7/4/1776[/li][li]Saratoga[/li][li]Yorktown[/li][li]United States adopts its Constitution[/li][li]George Washington becomes first U.S. President[/li][li]Bastille stormed[/li][li]Metric system first introduced[/li][li]Reign of Terror in France[/li][li]Napoleon takes power in France[/li][li]Steam engines developed[/li][li]Darwin discover Theory of Evolution[/li][li]Electricity discovered[/li][li]Invention of the telegraph[/li][li]Germ theory of disease[/li][li]Abraham Lincoln is elected President[/li][li]Lincoln lets his whiskers grow[/li][li]Confederates fire on Ft. Sumter[/li][li]Battle of Antietam[/li][li]Battle of Gettysburg[/li][li]Lee surrenders at Appomattox [/li][li]A man, a plan, a canal–Suez[/li][li]Radio invented[/li][li]Michelson-Morley experiment[/li][li]Quantum theory discovered [/li][li]X-Rays described[/li][li]A man, a plan, a canal–Panama[/li][li]Automobile invented[/li][li]Einstein’s miracle year[/li][li]Sarajevo[/li][li]General Relativity discovered[/li][li]Russian Revolution[/li][li]Henry Ford introduces the assembly line and mass production[/li][li]Lenin dies[/li][li]Quantum Mechanics discovered[/li][li]Cosmological Red Shift discovered[/li][li]Antimatter discovered[/li][li]Television invented[/li][li]WA- (headline continued on page 2)[/li][li]Hitler becomes chancellor of Germany[/li][li]Reichstag Fire[/li][li]FDR 1st Inaugural[/li][li]Night of the Long Knives[/li][li]Baldwin chosen UK PM[/li][li]Edward VIII Abdication Crisis[/li][li]Germany reoccupies Rhineland[/li][li]FDR reelected[/li][li]Italy invades Ethiopia[/li][li]Japan invades China proper[/li][li]Anschluss[/li][li]Chamberlain UK PM[/li][li]Munich Crisis[/li][li]German army defeated at Stalingrad[/li][li]First nuclear weapon (tested)[/li][li]Hiroshima[/li][li]Nagasaki[/li][li]USSR declares war on Japan[/li][li]Japan surrenders[/li][li]Lamb shift discovered[/li][li]Transistor invented[/li][li]Truman defeats Dewey[/li][li]Communists win Chinese Civil War[/li][li]Korean War begins[/li][li]Checkers speech[/li][li]Eisenhower defeats Stevenson[/li][li]DNA described by Watson and Crick[/li][li]First nuclear power station on-line[/li][li]Maser (precursor to laser) invented[/li][li]A man, a plan, a rocket–Sputnik[/li][li]Descent to bottom of the Marianas Trench[/li][li]Humans walk on another world[/li][li]Iranian Revolution[/li][li]Internet is invented[/li][li]First GMO (a recombinant bacteria)[/li][li]Cold War ends[/li][li]United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change[/li][li]Online porn fuels critical internet commercialization[/li][li]Human genome sequenced[/li][li]Facebook invented[/li][li]First life form with completely synthetic genetic material[/li][li]S&P downgrades US Debt from AAA to AA+[/li][li]Sun becomes a red giant[/li][li]Heat death of the Universe[/li][/ol]

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-add-the-next-10-most-significant-events-from-history/591705/24 "2011-08-07T16:54:58Z")

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Big Bang  
Cosmological inflation  
First Hydrogen atom  
Population III stars form  
First galaxies  
Population II stars form  
Sun forms  
Earth forms  
Moon is formed  
Earth form solid crust  
Plate Tectonics gets going  
Life develops on Earth  
Eating other creatures for energy develops  
Photosynthesis develops  
Great Oxygenation Event  
Eukaryotic lifeforms evolve  
First sexual reproduction  
First multicellular lifeform  
First exoskeleton  
First endoskeleton  
Life emerges on land  
First warm blooded animal  
First grass  
Asteroid wipes out dinosaurs, allows mammals to rise.  
Protohumans evolve from primates  
Humans develop intelligence  
First human ancestors make tools  
Human ancestors learn how to create and use fire  
First human ancestors develop spoken language  
First Homo sapiens  
Toba supervolcano  
Global temperatures rise after the last Ice Age  
Animals domesticated  
Agriculture invented  
Wheel invented  
Bronze invented  
First professional army  
First cities  
Decimal numbering invented  
Writing invented  
Rise of Sumerians  
Egyptian Pyramids  
Iron mining and metallurgy  
Alphabet invented  
Abraham founds a religion  
Carthage founded  
First Olympic Games  
Rome founded  
Fall of Assyria  
Babylonian captivity of the Jewish people  
Buddha Siddhartha Gautama founds a religion  
Invention of coinage  
Lydia conquered by Persian Empire  
Rome becomes a Republic  
Ionian Greek city of Miletus revolts, sacked  
Marathon  
Thermopylae  
Salamis  
Platea  
Start of Peloponnesian War  
Pericles dies in plague  
Athenian Sicilian expedition  
Athens surrenders  
Plato and the Platonic Academy  
Aristotles of Stagira and the Lyceum  
Alexander the Great conquers most of the known world  
Archimedes takes a bath  
Roman Empire founded  
Jesus born  
Muhammed born  
Paper invented  
The Crusades  
Genghis Khan conquers most of Eurasia  
A rat, no cat, an epidemic–the Black Death  
Invention of gunpowder  
Movable type  
Discovery & colonization of the Americas  
Shakespeare gets a pen for his birthday  
Spanish Armada  
Copernican model of the Solar System  
Isaac Newton creates modern physics and mathematics  
Leibniz invents modern calculus notation  
James II of Great Britain deposed  
Peter the Great founds St. Petersburg  
Battle of Blenheim  
War of the Austrian Succession begins  
French and Indian War ends  
Bunker Hill  
7/4/1776  
Saratoga  
Yorktown  
United States adopts its Constitution  
George Washington becomes first U.S. President  
Bastille stormed  
Metric system first introduced  
Reign of Terror in France  
Napoleon takes power in France  
Steam engines developed  
Darwin discover Theory of Evolution  
Electricity discovered  
Invention of the telegraph  
Germ theory of disease  
Abraham Lincoln is elected President  
Lincoln lets his whiskers grow  
Confederates fire on Ft. Sumter  
Battle of Antietam  
Battle of Gettysburg  
Lee surrenders at Appomattox  
A man, a plan, a canal–Suez  
Radio invented  
Michelson-Morley experiment  
Quantum theory discovered  
X-Rays described  
A man, a plan, a canal–Panama  
Automobile invented  
Einstein’s miracle year  
Sarajevo  
General Relativity discovered  
Russian Revolution  
Henry Ford introduces the assembly line and mass production  
Lenin dies  
Quantum Mechanics discovered  
Cosmological Red Shift discovered  
Antimatter discovered  
Television invented  
WA- (“Onion” headline continued on page 2)  
Hitler becomes chancellor of Germany  
Reichstag Fire  
FDR 1st Inaugural  
Night of the Long Knives  
Baldwin chosen UK PM  
Edward VIII Abdication Crisis  
Germany reoccupies Rhineland  
FDR reelected  
Italy invades Ethiopia  
Japan invades China proper  
Anschluss  
Chamberlain UK PM  
Munich Crisis  
Germany invades Poland, triggering WWII  
Japan bombs Pearl Harbor  
Battle of Midway  
German army defeated at Stalingrad  
First nuclear weapon (tested)  
FDR dies; Truman becomes U.S. President  
Nazi Germany surrenders  
Hiroshima  
Nagasaki  
USSR declares war on Japan  
Japan surrenders  
Lamb shift discovered  
Transistor invented  
Truman defeats Dewey  
Communists win Chinese Civil War  
Korean War begins  
Checkers speech  
“The Lord of the Rings” is published  
Eisenhower defeats Stevenson  
DNA described by Watson and Crick  
First nuclear power station on-line  
Maser (precursor to laser) invented  
A man, a plan, a rocket–Sputnik  
Descent to bottom of the Marianas Trench  
“Star Trek” premieres  
Humans walk on another world  
Iranian Revolution  
Internet is invented  
First GMO (a recombinant bacteria)  
Cold War ends  
United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change  
Online porn fuels critical internet commercialization  
Human genome sequenced  
Facebook invented  
First life form with completely synthetic genetic material  
S&P downgrades US Debt from AAA to AA+  
Sun becomes a red giant  
Heat death of the Universe

I think that’s ten more…

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2011, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-add-the-next-10-most-significant-events-from-history/591705/25 "2011-08-07T19:52:04Z")

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[ol]  
[li]Big Bang[/li][li]Cosmological inflation[/li][li]First Hydrogen atom[/li][li]Population III stars form[/li][li]First galaxies[/li][li]Population II stars form[/li][li]Sun forms[/li][li]Earth forms[/li][li]Moon is formed[/li][li]Earth form solid crust[/li][li]Plate Tectonics gets going[/li][li]Life develops on Earth[/li][li]Eating other creatures for energy develops[/li][li]Photosynthesis develops[/li][li]Great Oxygenation Event[/li][li]Eukaryotic lifeforms evolve[/li][li]First sexual reproduction[/li][li]First multicellular lifeform[/li][li]First exoskeleton[/li][li]First endoskeleton[/li][li]Life emerges on land[/li][li]First warm blooded animal[/li][li]First grass[/li][li]Asteroid wipes out dinosaurs, allows mammals to rise.[/li][li]Protohumans evolve from primates[/li][li]Humans develop intelligence[/li][li]First human ancestors make tools[/li][li]Human ancestors learn how to create and use fire[/li][li]First human ancestors develop spoken language[/li][li]First Homo sapiens[/li][li]Toba supervolcano[/li][li]Global temperatures rise after the last Ice Age[/li][li]Animals domesticated[/li][li]Agriculture invented[/li][li]Wheel invented[/li][li]Bronze invented[/li][li]First professional army[/li][li]First cities[/li][li]Decimal numbering invented[/li][li]Writing invented[/li][li]Rise of Sumerians[/li][li]Egyptian Pyramids[/li][li]Iron mining and metallurgy[/li][li]Alphabet invented[/li][li]Abraham founds a religion[/li][li]Carthage founded[/li][li]First Olympic Games[/li][li]Rome founded[/li][li]Fall of Assyria[/li][li]Babylonian captivity of the Jewish people[/li][li]Buddha Siddhartha Gautama founds a religion[/li][li]Invention of coinage[/li][li]Lydia conquered by Persian Empire[/li][li]Rome becomes a Republic[/li][li]Ionian Greek city of Miletus revolts, sacked[/li][li]Marathon[/li][li]Thermopylae[/li][li]Salamis[/li][li]Platea[/li][li]Start of Peloponnesian War[/li][li]Pericles dies in plague[/li][li]Athenian Sicilian expedition[/li][li]Athens surrenders[/li][li]Plato and the Platonic Academy[/li][li]Aristotles of Stagira and the Lyceum[/li][li]Alexander the Great conquers most of the known world[/li][li]Pyrrhus defeated by Rome[/li][li]1st Punic War[/li][li]Archimedes takes a bath[/li][li]2nd Punic War[/li][li]3rd Punic War[/li][li]Marius foremost Roman strongman[/li][li]Sulla foremost Roman strongman[/li][li]1st Triumvirate: Caesar-Pompey-Crassus[/li][li]Caesar assassinated[/li][li]2nd Triumvirate: Octavian (later ka Augustus)-Antony-Lepidus[/li][li]Roman Empire founded[/li][li]Jesus born[/li][li]Tiberius succeeds Augustus[/li][li]Muhammed born[/li][li]Paper invented[/li][li]The Crusades[/li][li]Genghis Khan conquers most of Eurasia[/li][li]A rat, no cat, an epidemic–the Black Death[/li][li]Invention of gunpowder[/li][li]Movable type[/li][li]Discovery & colonization of the Americas[/li][li]Copernican model of the Solar System[/li][li]Shakespeare gets a pen for his birthday[/li][li]Spanish Armada[/li][li]The Gunpowder Plot[/li][li]Isaac Newton creates modern physics and mathematics[/li][li]Leibniz invents modern calculus notation[/li][li]James II of Great Britain deposed[/li][li]Peter the Great founds St. Petersburg[/li][li]Battle of Blenheim[/li][li]War of the Austrian Succession begins[/li][li]French and Indian War ends[/li][li]Bunker Hill[/li][li]7/4/1776[/li][li]Saratoga[/li][li]Yorktown[/li][li]United States adopts its Constitution[/li][li]George Washington becomes first U.S. President[/li][li]Bastille stormed[/li][li]Metric system first introduced[/li][li]Reign of Terror in France[/li][li]Napoleon takes power in France[/li][li]Steam engines developed[/li][li]Darwin discovers Theory of Evolution[/li][li]Electricity discovered[/li][li]Invention of the telegraph[/li][li]Germ theory of disease[/li][li]Abraham Lincoln is elected President[/li][li]Lincoln lets his whiskers grow[/li][li]Confederates fire on Ft. Sumter[/li][li]Battle of Antietam[/li][li]Emancipation Proclamation[/li][li]Battle of Gettysburg[/li][li]Lee surrenders at Appomattox[/li][li]A man, a plan, a canal–Suez[/li][li]Radio invented[/li][li]Michelson-Morley experiment[/li][li]Quantum theory discovered[/li][li]X-Rays described[/li][li]A man, a plan, a canal–Panama[/li][li]Automobile invented[/li][li]Einstein’s miracle year[/li][li]Sarajevo[/li][li]General Relativity discovered[/li][li]Russian Revolution[/li][li]Henry Ford introduces the assembly line and mass production[/li][li]Lenin dies[/li][li]Quantum Mechanics discovered[/li][li]Cosmological Red Shift discovered[/li][li]Antimatter discovered[/li][li]Television invented[/li][li]WA- (“Onion” headline continued on page 2)[/li][li]Hitler becomes chancellor of Germany[/li][li]Reichstag Fire[/li][li]FDR 1st Inaugural[/li][li]Night of the Long Knives[/li][li]Baldwin chosen UK PM[/li][li]Edward VIII Abdication Crisis[/li][li]Germany reoccupies Rhineland[/li][li]FDR reelected[/li][li]Italy invades Ethiopia[/li][li]Japan invades China proper[/li][li]Anschluss[/li][li]Chamberlain UK PM[/li][li]Munich Crisis[/li][li]Germany occupies Czechoslovakia[/li][li]Germany invades Poland, triggering WWII[/li][li]Japan bombs Pearl Harbor[/li][li]Battle of Midway[/li][li]German army defeated at Stalingrad[/li][li]FDR dies; Truman becomes U.S. President[/li][li]Nazi Germany surrenders[/li][li]First nuclear weapon (tested)[/li][li]Hiroshima[/li][li]Nagasaki[/li][li]USSR declares war on Japan[/li][li]Japan surrenders[/li][li]Lamb shift discovered[/li][li]Transistor invented[/li][li]Truman defeats Dewey[/li][li]Communists win Chinese Civil War[/li][li]Korean War begins[/li][li]Checkers speech[/li][li]The Lord of the Rings is published[/li][li]Eisenhower defeats Stevenson[/li][li]DNA described by Watson and Crick[/li][li]First nuclear power station on-line[/li][li]Maser (precursor to laser) invented[/li][li]A man, a plan, a rocket–Sputnik[/li][li]Descent to bottom of the Marianas Trench[/li][li]Star Trek premieres[/li][li]Humans walk on another world[/li][li]Iranian Revolution[/li][li]Internet is invented[/li][li]First GMO (a recombinant bacteria)[/li][li]Cold War ends[/li][li]United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change[/li][li]Online porn fuels critical internet commercialization[/li][li]Human genome sequenced[/li][li]Facebook invented[/li][li]First life form with completely synthetic genetic material[/li][li]S&P downgrades US Debt from AAA to AA+[/li][li]Sun becomes a red giant[/li][li]Heat death of the Universe[/li][/ol]

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[ol]  
[li]Big Bang[/li][li]Cosmological inflation[/li][li]First Hydrogen atom[/li][li]Population III stars form[/li][li]First galaxies[/li][li]Population II stars form[/li][li]Sun forms[/li][li]Earth forms[/li][li]Moon is formed[/li][li]Earth form solid crust[/li][li]Plate Tectonics gets going[/li][li]Life develops on Earth[/li][li]Eating other creatures for energy develops[/li][li]Photosynthesis develops[/li][li]Great Oxygenation Event[/li][li]Eukaryotic lifeforms evolve[/li][li]First sexual reproduction[/li][li]First multicellular lifeform[/li][li]First exoskeleton[/li][li]First endoskeleton[/li][li]Life emerges on land[/li][li]First warm blooded animal[/li][li]First grass[/li][li]Asteroid wipes out dinosaurs, allows mammals to rise.[/li][li]Protohumans evolve from primates[/li][li]Humans develop intelligence[/li][li]First human ancestors make tools[/li][li]Human ancestors learn how to create and use fire[/li][li]First human ancestors develop spoken language[/li][li]First Homo sapiens[/li][li]Toba supervolcano[/li][li]Australia settled[/li][li]Global temperatures rise after the last Ice Age[/li][li]Animals domesticated[/li][li]Homo sapiens reaches America[/li][li]Agriculture invented[/li][li]Wheel invented[/li][li]Bronze invented[/li][li]First professional army[/li][li]First cities[/li][li]Decimal numbering invented[/li][li]Writing invented[/li][li]Rise of Sumerians[/li][li]Egypt united[/li][li]Civilization flourishes in Indus Valley[/li][li]Egyptian Pyramids[/li][li]Sargon of Akkad - First Empire[/li][li]Iron mining and metallurgy[/li][li]Alphabet invented[/li][li]Abraham founds a religion[/li][li]Kingdom of David and Solomon[/li][li]Carthage founded[/li][li]First Olympic Games[/li][li]Rome founded[/li][li]Fall of Assyria[/li][li]Babylonian captivity of the Jewish people[/li][li]Cyrus the Great - rise of Persia[/li][li]Buddha Siddhartha Gautama founds a religion[/li][li]Invention of coinage[/li][li]Lydia conquered by Persian Empire[/li][li]Rome becomes a Republic[/li][li]Ionian Greek city of Miletus revolts, sacked[/li][li]Marathon[/li][li]Thermopylae[/li][li]Salamis[/li][li]Platea[/li][li]Start of Peloponnesian War[/li][li]Pericles dies in plague[/li][li]Athenian Sicilian expedition[/li][li]Athens surrenders[/li][li]Plato and the Platonic Academy[/li][li]Aristotles of Stagira and the Lyceum[/li][li]Alexander the Great conquers most of the known world[/li][li]“To the strongest” - Wars of the Diadochi[/li][li]Pyrrhus defeated by Rome[/li][li]1st Punic War[/li][li]Archimedes takes a bath[/li][li]China united by the First Emperor of Qin[/li][li]2nd Punic War[/li][li]3rd Punic War[/li][li]Marius foremost Roman strongman[/li][li]Sulla foremost Roman strongman[/li][li]1st Triumvirate: Caesar-Pompey-Crassus[/li][li]Caesar assassinated[/li][li]2nd Triumvirate: Octavian (later ka Augustus)-Antony-Lepidus[/li][li]Roman Empire founded[/li][li]Jesus born[/li][li]Tiberius succeeds Augustus[/li][li]Diocletian reforms the Roman Empire[/li][li]Muhammed born[/li][li]Paper invented[/li][li]The Crusades[/li][li]Genghis Khan conquers most of Eurasia[/li][li]A rat, no cat, an epidemic–the Black Death[/li][li]Invention of gunpowder[/li][li]Movable type[/li][li]Discovery & colonization of the Americas[/li][li]Copernican model of the Solar System[/li][li]Shakespeare gets a pen for his birthday[/li][li]Spanish Armada[/li][li]The Gunpowder Plot[/li][li]Isaac Newton creates modern physics and mathematics[/li][li]Leibniz invents modern calculus notation[/li][li]James II of Great Britain deposed[/li][li]Peter the Great founds St. Petersburg[/li][li]Battle of Blenheim[/li][li]War of the Austrian Succession begins[/li][li]French and Indian War ends[/li][li]Bunker Hill[/li][li]7/4/1776[/li][li]Saratoga[/li][li]Yorktown[/li][li]United States adopts its Constitution[/li][li]George Washington becomes first U.S. President[/li][li]Bastille stormed[/li][li]Metric system first introduced[/li][li]Reign of Terror in France[/li][li]Napoleon takes power in France[/li][li]Steam engines developed[/li][li]Darwin discovers Theory of Evolution[/li][li]Electricity discovered[/li][li]Invention of the telegraph[/li][li]Germ theory of disease[/li][li]Abraham Lincoln is elected President[/li][li]Lincoln lets his whiskers grow[/li][li]Confederates fire on Ft. Sumter[/li][li]Battle of Antietam[/li][li]Emancipation Proclamation[/li][li]Battle of Gettysburg[/li][li]Lee surrenders at Appomattox[/li][li]A man, a plan, a canal–Suez[/li][li]Radio invented[/li][li]Michelson-Morley experiment[/li][li]Quantum theory discovered[/li][li]X-Rays described[/li][li]A man, a plan, a canal–Panama[/li][li]Automobile invented[/li][li]Einstein’s miracle year[/li][li]Sarajevo[/li][li]General Relativity discovered[/li][li]Russian Revolution[/li][li]Henry Ford introduces the assembly line and mass production[/li][li]Lenin dies[/li][li]Quantum Mechanics discovered[/li][li]Cosmological Red Shift discovered[/li][li]Antimatter discovered[/li][li]Television invented[/li][li]WA- (“Onion” headline continued on page 2)[/li][li]Hitler becomes chancellor of Germany[/li][li]Reichstag Fire[/li][li]FDR 1st Inaugural[/li][li]Night of the Long Knives[/li][li]Baldwin chosen UK PM[/li][li]Edward VIII Abdication Crisis[/li][li]Germany reoccupies Rhineland[/li][li]FDR reelected[/li][li]Italy invades Ethiopia[/li][li]Japan invades China proper[/li][li]Anschluss[/li][li]Chamberlain UK PM[/li][li]Munich Crisis[/li][li]Germany occupies Czechoslovakia[/li][li]Germany invades Poland, triggering WWII[/li][li]Japan bombs Pearl Harbor[/li][li]Battle of Midway[/li][li]German army defeated at Stalingrad[/li][li]FDR dies; Truman becomes U.S. President[/li][li]Nazi Germany surrenders[/li][li]First nuclear weapon (tested)[/li][li]Hiroshima[/li][li]Nagasaki[/li][li]USSR declares war on Japan[/li][li]Japan surrenders[/li][li]Lamb shift discovered[/li][li]Transistor invented[/li][li]Truman defeats Dewey[/li][li]Communists win Chinese Civil War[/li][li]Korean War begins[/li][li]Checkers speech[/li][li]The Lord of the Rings is published[/li][li]Eisenhower defeats Stevenson[/li][li]DNA described by Watson and Crick[/li][li]First nuclear power station on-line[/li][li]Maser (precursor to laser) invented[/li][li]A man, a plan, a rocket–Sputnik[/li][li]Descent to bottom of the Marianas Trench[/li][li]Star Trek premieres[/li][li]Humans walk on another world[/li][li]Iranian Revolution[/li][li]Internet is invented[/li][li]First GMO (a recombinant bacteria)[/li][li]Cold War ends[/li][li]United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change[/li][li]Online porn fuels critical internet commercialization[/li][li]Human genome sequenced[/li][li]Facebook invented[/li][li]First life form with completely synthetic genetic material[/li][li]S&P downgrades US Debt from AAA to AA+[/li][li]Sun becomes a red giant[/li][li]Heat death of the Universe[/li][/ol]

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Big Bang  
Cosmological inflation  
First Hydrogen atom  
Population III stars form  
First galaxies  
Population II stars form  
Sun forms  
Earth forms  
Moon is formed  
Earth form solid crust  
Plate Tectonics gets going  
Life develops on Earth  
Eating other creatures for energy develops  
Photosynthesis develops  
Great Oxygenation Event  
Eukaryotic lifeforms evolve  
First sexual reproduction  
First multicellular lifeform  
First exoskeleton  
First endoskeleton  
Life emerges on land  
First warm blooded animal  
First grass  
Asteroid wipes out dinosaurs, allows mammals to rise.  
Protohumans evolve from primates  
Humans develop intelligence  
First human ancestors make tools  
Human ancestors learn how to create and use fire  
First human ancestors develop spoken language  
First Homo sapiens  
Toba supervolcano  
Australia settled  
Global temperatures rise after the last Ice Age  
Animals domesticated  
Homo sapiens reaches America  
Agriculture invented  
Wheel invented  
Bronze invented  
First professional army  
First cities  
Decimal numbering invented  
Writing invented  
Rise of Sumerians  
Egypt united  
Civilization flourishes in Indus Valley  
Egyptian Pyramids  
Sargon of Akkad - First Empire  
Iron mining and metallurgy  
Alphabet invented  
Abraham founds a religion  
Kingdom of David and Solomon  
Carthage founded  
First Olympic Games  
Rome founded  
Fall of Assyria  
Babylonian captivity of the Jewish people  
Cyrus the Great - rise of Persia  
Buddha Siddhartha Gautama founds a religion  
Invention of coinage  
Lydia conquered by Persian Empire  
Rome becomes a Republic  
Ionian Greek city of Miletus revolts, sacked  
Marathon  
Thermopylae  
Salamis  
Platea  
Start of Peloponnesian War  
Pericles dies in plague  
Athenian Sicilian expedition  
Athens surrenders  
Plato and the Platonic Academy  
Aristotles of Stagira and the Lyceum  
Alexander the Great conquers most of the known world  
“To the strongest” - Wars of the Diadochi  
Pyrrhus defeated by Rome  
1st Punic War  
Archimedes takes a bath  
China united by the First Emperor of Qin  
2nd Punic War  
3rd Punic War  
Marius foremost Roman strongman  
Sulla foremost Roman strongman  
1st Triumvirate: Caesar-Pompey-Crassus  
Caesar assassinated  
2nd Triumvirate: Octavian (later ka Augustus)-Antony-Lepidus  
Roman Empire founded  
Jesus born  
Tiberius succeeds Augustus  
Diocletian reforms the Roman Empire  
Muhammed born  
Paper invented  
The Crusades  
Genghis Khan conquers most of Eurasia  
A rat, no cat, an epidemic–the Black Death  
Invention of gunpowder  
Movable type  
Discovery & colonization of the Americas  
Copernican model of the Solar System  
Shakespeare gets a pen for his birthday  
Spanish Armada  
The Gunpowder Plot  
Isaac Newton creates modern physics and mathematics  
Leibniz invents modern calculus notation  
James II of Great Britain deposed  
Peter the Great founds St. Petersburg  
Battle of Blenheim  
War of the Austrian Succession begins  
French and Indian War ends  
Bunker Hill  
7/4/1776  
Saratoga  
Yorktown  
United States adopts its Constitution  
George Washington becomes first U.S. President  
Bastille stormed  
Metric system first introduced  
Reign of Terror in France  
Napoleon takes power in France  
Steam engines developed  
Darwin discovers Theory of Evolution  
Electricity discovered  
Invention of the telegraph  
Germ theory of disease  
Abraham Lincoln is elected President  
Lincoln lets his whiskers grow  
Confederates fire on Ft. Sumter  
Battle of Antietam  
Emancipation Proclamation  
Battle of Gettysburg  
Lee surrenders at Appomattox  
A man, a plan, a canal–Suez  
Radio invented  
Michelson-Morley experiment  
Quantum theory discovered  
X-Rays described  
A man, a plan, a canal–Panama  
Automobile invented  
Einstein’s miracle year  
Sarajevo  
General Relativity discovered  
Russian Revolution  
Henry Ford introduces the assembly line and mass production  
Lenin dies  
Quantum Mechanics discovered  
Cosmological Red Shift discovered  
Antimatter discovered  
Television invented  
WA- (“Onion” headline continued on page 2)  
Hitler becomes chancellor of Germany  
Reichstag Fire  
FDR 1st Inaugural  
Night of the Long Knives  
Baldwin chosen UK PM  
Edward VIII Abdication Crisis  
Germany reoccupies Rhineland  
FDR reelected  
Italy invades Ethiopia  
Japan invades China proper  
Anschluss  
Chamberlain UK PM  
Munich Crisis  
Germany occupies Czechoslovakia  
Germany invades Poland, triggering WWII  
Japan bombs Pearl Harbor  
Battle of Midway  
German army defeated at Stalingrad  
FDR dies; Truman becomes U.S. President  
Nazi Germany surrenders  
First nuclear weapon (tested)  
Hiroshima  
Nagasaki  
USSR declares war on Japan  
Japan surrenders  
Lamb shift discovered  
Transistor invented  
Truman defeats Dewey  
Communists win Chinese Civil War  
Korean War begins  
Checkers speech  
The Lord of the Rings is published  
Eisenhower defeats Stevenson  
DNA described by Watson and Crick  
First nuclear power station on-line  
Maser (precursor to laser) invented  
A man, a plan, a rocket–Sputnik  
Descent to bottom of the Marianas Trench  
Star Trek premieres  
Humans walk on another world  
Iranian Revolution  
Three Mile Island melt down  
Mount Saint Helens blows off it’s top.  
Internet is invented  
First GMO (a recombinant bacteria)  
Cold War ends  
Chernobyl melt down  
United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change  
Online porn fuels critical internet commercialization  
Human genome sequenced  
Facebook invented  
First life form with completely synthetic genetic material  
Australia fire storms destroy many cities. Rescue worker giving Koala water is hero.  
Christchurch New Zealand earthquake.  
Christchurch New Zealand earthquake again.  
Japan earthquake  
Fukushima melt down  
Christchurch New Zealand earthquake once again.  
S&P downgrades US Debt from AAA to AA+  
Sun becomes a red giant  
Heat death of the Universe  
I did consult the spelling of Fukushima.

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Big Bang  
Cosmological inflation  
First Hydrogen atom  
Population III stars form  
First galaxies  
Population II stars form  
Sun forms  
Earth forms  
Moon is formed  
Earth form solid crust  
Plate Tectonics gets going  
Life develops on Earth  
Eating other creatures for energy develops  
Photosynthesis develops  
Great Oxygenation Event  
Eukaryotic lifeforms evolve  
First sexual reproduction  
First multicellular lifeform  
First exoskeleton  
First endoskeleton  
Life emerges on land  
First warm blooded animal  
First grass  
Asteroid wipes out dinosaurs, allows mammals to rise.  
Protohumans evolve from primates  
Humans develop intelligence  
First human ancestors make tools  
Human ancestors learn how to create and use fire  
First human ancestors develop spoken language  
First Homo sapiens  
Toba supervolcano  
Australia settled  
Global temperatures rise after the last Ice Age  
Animals domesticated  
Homo sapiens reaches America  
Agriculture invented  
Wheel invented  
Bronze invented  
First professional army  
First cities  
Decimal numbering invented  
Writing invented  
Rise of Sumerians  
Egypt united  
Civilization flourishes in Indus Valley  
Egyptian Pyramids  
Sargon of Akkad - First Empire  
Iron mining and metallurgy  
Alphabet invented  
Abraham founds a religion  
Kingdom of David and Solomon  
Carthage founded  
First Olympic Games  
Rome founded  
Fall of Assyria  
Babylonian captivity of the Jewish people  
Cyrus the Great - rise of Persia  
Buddha Siddhartha Gautama founds a religion  
Invention of coinage  
Lydia conquered by Persian Empire  
Rome becomes a Republic  
Ionian Greek city of Miletus revolts, sacked  
Marathon  
Thermopylae  
Salamis  
Platea  
Start of Peloponnesian War  
Pericles dies in plague  
Athenian Sicilian expedition  
Athens surrenders  
Plato and the Platonic Academy  
Aristotles of Stagira and the Lyceum  
Alexander the Great conquers most of the known world  
“To the strongest” - Wars of the Diadochi  
Pyrrhus defeated by Rome  
1st Punic War  
Archimedes takes a bath  
China united by the First Emperor of Qin  
2nd Punic War  
3rd Punic War  
Marius foremost Roman strongman  
Sulla foremost Roman strongman  
1st Triumvirate: Caesar-Pompey-Crassus  
Caesar assassinated  
2nd Triumvirate: Octavian (later ka Augustus)-Antony-Lepidus  
Roman Empire founded  
Jesus born  
Tiberius succeeds Augustus  
Diocletian reforms the Roman Empire  
Muhammed born  
Paper invented  
The Crusades  
Genghis Khan conquers most of Eurasia  
A rat, no cat, an epidemic–the Black Death  
Invention of gunpowder  
Movable type  
Discovery & colonization of the Americas  
Copernican model of the Solar System  
Shakespeare gets a pen for his birthday  
Spanish Armada  
The Gunpowder Plot  
Isaac Newton creates modern physics and mathematics  
Leibniz invents modern calculus notation  
James II of Great Britain deposed  
Peter the Great founds St. Petersburg  
Battle of Blenheim  
War of the Austrian Succession begins  
French and Indian War ends  
Bunker Hill  
7/4/1776  
Saratoga  
Yorktown  
United States adopts its Constitution  
George Washington becomes first U.S. President  
Bastille stormed  
Metric system first introduced  
Reign of Terror in France  
Napoleon takes power in France  
Steam engines developed  
Darwin discovers Theory of Evolution  
Electricity discovered  
Invention of the telegraph  
Germ theory of disease  
Abraham Lincoln is elected President  
Lincoln lets his whiskers grow  
Confederates fire on Ft. Sumter  
Battle of Antietam  
Emancipation Proclamation  
Battle of Gettysburg  
Lee surrenders at Appomattox  
A man, a plan, a canal–Suez  
Radio invented  
Michelson-Morley experiment  
Quantum theory discovered  
X-Rays described  
A man, a plan, a canal–Panama  
Automobile invented  
Einstein’s miracle year  
Sarajevo  
General Relativity discovered  
Russian Revolution  
Henry Ford introduces the assembly line and mass production  
Lenin dies  
Quantum Mechanics discovered  
Cosmological Red Shift discovered  
Antimatter discovered  
Television invented  
WA- (“Onion” headline continued on page 2)  
Hitler becomes chancellor of Germany  
Reichstag Fire  
FDR 1st Inaugural  
Night of the Long Knives  
Baldwin chosen UK PM  
Edward VIII Abdication Crisis  
Germany reoccupies Rhineland  
FDR reelected  
Italy invades Ethiopia  
Japan invades China proper  
Anschluss  
Chamberlain UK PM  
Munich Crisis  
Germany occupies Czechoslovakia  
Germany invades Poland, triggering WWII  
Japan bombs Pearl Harbor  
Battle of Midway  
German army defeated at Stalingrad  
FDR dies; Truman becomes U.S. President  
Nazi Germany surrenders  
First nuclear weapon (tested)  
Hiroshima  
Nagasaki  
USSR declares war on Japan  
Japan surrenders  
Lamb shift discovered  
Transistor invented  
Truman defeats Dewey  
Communists win Chinese Civil War  
Korean War begins  
Checkers speech  
The Lord of the Rings is published  
Eisenhower defeats Stevenson  
DNA described by Watson and Crick  
First nuclear power station on-line  
Maser (precursor to laser) invented  
A man, a plan, a rocket–Sputnik  
John F. Kennedy becomes U.S. President  
Kennedy sets goal of landing on Moon  
Descent to bottom of the Marianas Trench  
MLK “I have a dream” speech  
Kennedy signs Limited Nuclear Test Ban Treaty  
Kennedy assassinated in Dallas  
Star Trek premieres  
Humans walk on another world  
Nixon resigns over Watergate scandal  
U.S Bicentennial  
Iranian Revolution  
Three Mile Island meltdown  
Mount Saint Helens blows off its top.  
Ronald Reagan elected U.S. President  
Internet is invented  
First GMO (a recombinant bacteria)  
Cold War ends  
Chernobyl melt down  
Fall of Berlin Wall  
United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change  
Online porn fuels critical internet commercialization  
Human genome sequenced  
Facebook invented  
First life form with completely synthetic genetic material  
Barack Obama becomes 44th U.S. President  
Australia fire storms destroy many cities. Rescue worker giving Koala water is hero.  
Christchurch New Zealand earthquake.  
Christchurch New Zealand earthquake again.  
Japan earthquake  
Fukushima melt down  
Christchurch New Zealand earthquake once again.  
S&P downgrades US Debt from AAA to AA+  
Sun becomes a red giant  
Heat death of the Universe

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[ol]  
[li]Big Bang[/li][li]Cosmological inflation[/li][li]First Hydrogen atom[/li][li]Population III stars form[/li][li]First galaxies[/li][li]Population II stars form[/li][li]Sun forms[/li][li]Earth forms[/li][li]Moon is formed[/li][li]Earth form solid crust[/li][li]Plate Tectonics gets going[/li][li]Life develops on Earth[/li][li]Eating other creatures for energy develops[/li][li]Photosynthesis develops[/li][li]Great Oxygenation Event[/li][li]Eukaryotic lifeforms evolve[/li][li]First sexual reproduction[/li][li]First multicellular lifeform[/li][li]First exoskeleton[/li][li]First endoskeleton[/li][li]Life emerges on land[/li][li]First warm blooded animal[/li][li]First grass[/li][li]Asteroid wipes out dinosaurs, allows mammals to rise.[/li][li]Protohumans evolve from primates[/li][li]Humans develop intelligence[/li][li]First human ancestors make tools[/li][li]Human ancestors learn how to create and use fire[/li][li]First human ancestors develop spoken language[/li][li]First Homo sapiens[/li][li]Toba supervolcano[/li][li]Australia settled[/li][li]Global temperatures rise after the last Ice Age[/li][li]Animals domesticated[/li][li]Homo sapiens reaches America[/li][li]Agriculture invented[/li][li]Wheel invented[/li][li]Bronze invented[/li][li]First professional army[/li][li]First cities[/li][li]Decimal numbering invented[/li][li]Writing invented[/li][li]Rise of Sumerians[/li][li]Egypt united[/li][li]Civilization flourishes in Indus Valley[/li][li]Egyptian Pyramids[/li][li]Sargon of Akkad - First Empire[/li][li]Iron mining and metallurgy[/li][li]Alphabet invented[/li][li]Abraham founds a religion[/li][li]Kingdom of David and Solomon[/li][li]Carthage founded[/li][li]First Olympic Games[/li][li]Rome founded[/li][li]Fall of Assyria[/li][li]Babylonian captivity of the Jewish people[/li][li]Cyrus the Great - rise of Persia[/li][li]Buddha Siddhartha Gautama founds a religion[/li][li]Invention of coinage[/li][li]Lydia conquered by Persian Empire[/li][li]Rome becomes a Republic[/li][li]Ionian Greek city of Miletus revolts, sacked[/li][li]Marathon[/li][li]Thermopylae[/li][li]Salamis[/li][li]Platea[/li][li]Start of Peloponnesian War[/li][li]Pericles dies in plague[/li][li]Athenian Sicilian expedition[/li][li]Athens surrenders[/li][li]Plato and the Platonic Academy[/li][li]Philip becomes king of Macedon[/li][li]Aristotles of Stagira and the Lyceum[/li][li]Alexander the Great conquers most of the known world[/li][li]“To the strongest” - Wars of the Diadochi[/li][li]Pyrrhus defeated by Rome[/li][li]1st Punic War[/li][li]Archimedes takes a bath[/li][li]China united by the First Emperor of Qin[/li][li]Han Dynasty succeeds Quin[/li][li]2nd Punic War[/li][li]3rd Punic War[/li][li]Marius foremost Roman strongman[/li][li]Sulla foremost Roman strongman[/li][li]1st Triumvirate: Caesar-Pompey-Crassus[/li][li]Caesar assassinated[/li][li]2nd Triumvirate: Octavian (later ka Augustus)-Antony-Lepidus[/li][li]Roman Empire founded[/li][li]Jesus born[/li][li]Tiberius succeeds Augustus[/li][li]Trajan Emperor, Tacitus writes _Annals_[/li][li]Diocletian reforms the Roman Empire[/li][li]Constantine founds Constantinople[/li][li]Muhammed born[/li][li]Tang dynasty founded[/li][li]Paper invented[/li][li]The Crusades[/li][li]Genghis Khan conquers most of Eurasia[/li][li]Kublai Khan’s two expecitions vs Japan fail[/li][li]A rat, no cat, an epidemic–the Black Death[/li][li]Invention of gunpowder[/li][li]Movable type[/li][li]Discovery & colonization of the Americas[/li][li]Copernican model of the Solar System[/li][li]Shakespeare gets a pen for his birthday[/li][li]Spanish Armada[/li][li]The Gunpowder Plot[/li][li]Isaac Newton creates modern physics and mathematics[/li][li]Leibniz invents modern calculus notation[/li][li]James II of Great Britain deposed[/li][li]Peter the Great founds St. Petersburg[/li][li]Battle of Blenheim[/li][li]War of the Austrian Succession begins[/li][li]French and Indian War ends[/li][li]Bunker Hill[/li][li]7/4/1776[/li][li]Saratoga[/li][li]Yorktown[/li][li]United States adopts its Constitution[/li][li]George Washington becomes first U.S. President[/li][li]Bastille stormed[/li][li]Metric system first introduced[/li][li]Reign of Terror in France[/li][li]Napoleon takes power in France[/li][li]Waterloo[/li][li]Steam engines developed[/li][li]Darwin discovers Theory of Evolution[/li][li]Electricity discovered[/li][li]Invention of the telegraph[/li][li]Germ theory of disease[/li][li]Abraham Lincoln is elected President[/li][li]Lincoln lets his whiskers grow[/li][li]Confederates fire on Ft. Sumter[/li][li]Battle of Antietam[/li][li]Emancipation Proclamation[/li][li]Battle of Gettysburg[/li][li]Lee surrenders at Appomattox[/li][li]A man, a plan, a canal–Suez[/li][li]Radio invented[/li][li]Michelson-Morley experiment[/li][li]McKinley elected 1st term[/li][li]Quantum theory discovered[/li][li]X-Rays described[/li][li]A man, a plan, a canal–Panama[/li][li]Automobile invented[/li][li]Einstein’s miracle year[/li][li]Sarajevo[/li][li]General Relativity discovered[/li][li]Russian Revolution[/li][li]Henry Ford introduces the assembly line and mass production[/li][li]Lenin dies[/li][li]Quantum Mechanics discovered[/li][li]Cosmological Red Shift discovered[/li][li]Great Dperession begins[/li][li]Antimatter discovered[/li][li]FDR elected[/li][li]Television invented[/li][li]WA- (“Onion” headline continued on page 2)[/li][li]Hitler becomes chancellor of Germany[/li][li]Reichstag Fire[/li][li]FDR 1st Inaugural[/li][li]Night of the Long Knives[/li][li]Baldwin chosen UK PM[/li][li]Edward VIII Abdication Crisis[/li][li]Germany reoccupies Rhineland[/li][li]FDR reelected[/li][li]Italy invades Ethiopia[/li][li]Japan invades China proper[/li][li]Anschluss[/li][li]Chamberlain UK PM[/li][li]Munich Crisis[/li][li]Germany occupies Czechoslovakia[/li][li]Germany invades Poland, triggering WWII[/li][li]Germany invades Denmark and Norway[/li][li]Japan bombs Pearl Harbor[/li][li]Battle of Midway[/li][li]German army defeated at Stalingrad[/li][li]FDR dies; Truman becomes U.S. President[/li][li]Nazi Germany surrenders[/li][li]First nuclear weapon (tested)[/li][li]Hiroshima[/li][li]Nagasaki[/li][li]USSR declares war on Japan[/li][li]Japan surrenders[/li][li]Lamb shift discovered[/li][li]Transistor invented[/li][li]Truman defeats Dewey[/li][li]Communists win Chinese Civil War[/li][li]Korean War begins[/li][li]Checkers speech[/li][li]The Lord of the Rings is published[/li][li]Eisenhower defeats Stevenson[/li][li]DNA described by Watson and Crick[/li][li]First nuclear power station on-line[/li][li]Maser (precursor to laser) invented[/li][li]A man, a plan, a rocket–Sputnik[/li][li]John F. Kennedy becomes U.S. President[/li][li]Kennedy sets goal of landing on Moon[/li][li]Descent to bottom of the Marianas Trench[/li][li]MLK “I have a dream” speech[/li][li]Kennedy signs Limited Nuclear Test Ban Treaty[/li][li]Kennedy assassinated in Dallas[/li][li]Star Trek premieres[/li][li]Humans walk on another world[/li][li]Nixon resigns over Watergate scandal[/li][li]U.S Bicentennial[/li][li]Iranian Revolution[/li][li]Three Mile Island meltdown[/li][li]Mount Saint Helens blows off its top.[/li][li]Ronald Reagan elected U.S. President[/li][li]Internet is invented[/li][li]First GMO (a recombinant bacteria)[/li][li]Cold War ends[/li][li]Chernobyl melt down[/li][li]Fall of Berlin Wall[/li][li]United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change[/li][li]Online porn fuels critical internet commercialization[/li][li]Human genome sequenced[/li][li]Facebook invented[/li][li]First life form with completely synthetic genetic material[/li][li]Barack Obama becomes 44th U.S. President[/li][li]Australia fire storms destroy many cities. Rescue worker giving Koala water is hero.[/li][li]Christchurch New Zealand earthquake.[/li][li]Christchurch New Zealand earthquake again.[/li][li]Japan earthquake[/li][li]Fukushima melt down[/li][li]Christchurch New Zealand earthquake once again.[/li][li]S&P downgrades US Debt from AAA to AA+[/li][li]Sun becomes a red giant[/li][li]Heat death of the Universe[/li][/ol]

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Big Bang  
Cosmological inflation  
First Hydrogen atom  
Population III stars form  
First galaxies  
Population II stars form  
Sun forms  
Earth forms  
Moon is formed  
Earth form solid crust  
Plate Tectonics gets going  
Life develops on Earth  
Eating other creatures for energy develops  
Photosynthesis develops  
Great Oxygenation Event  
Eukaryotic lifeforms evolve  
First sexual reproduction  
First multicellular lifeform  
First exoskeleton  
First endoskeleton  
Life emerges on land  
First warm blooded animal  
First grass  
Asteroid wipes out dinosaurs, allows mammals to rise.  
Protohumans evolve from primates  
Humans develop intelligence  
First human ancestors make tools  
Human ancestors learn how to create and use fire  
First human ancestors develop spoken language  
First Homo sapiens  
Toba supervolcano  
Australia settled  
Global temperatures rise after the last Ice Age  
Animals domesticated  
Homo sapiens reaches America  
Agriculture invented  
Wheel invented  
Bronze invented  
First professional army  
First cities  
Decimal numbering invented  
Writing invented  
Rise of Sumerians  
Egypt united  
Civilization flourishes in Indus Valley  
Egyptian Pyramids  
Sargon of Akkad - First Empire  
Iron mining and metallurgy  
Alphabet invented  
Abraham founds a religion  
Kingdom of David and Solomon  
Carthage founded  
First Olympic Games  
Rome founded  
Fall of Assyria  
Babylonian captivity of the Jewish people  
Cyrus the Great - rise of Persia  
Buddha Siddhartha Gautama founds a religion  
Invention of coinage  
Lydia conquered by Persian Empire  
Rome becomes a Republic  
Ionian Greek city of Miletus revolts, sacked  
Marathon  
Thermopylae  
Salamis  
Platea  
Start of Peloponnesian War  
Pericles dies in plague  
Athenian Sicilian expedition  
Athens surrenders  
Plato and the Platonic Academy  
Philip becomes king of Macedon  
Aristotles of Stagira and the Lyceum  
Alexander the Great conquers most of the known world  
“To the strongest” - Wars of the Diadochi  
Pyrrhus defeated by Rome  
1st Punic War  
Archimedes takes a bath  
China united by the First Emperor of Qin  
Han Dynasty succeeds Quin  
2nd Punic War  
3rd Punic War  
Marius foremost Roman strongman  
Sulla foremost Roman strongman  
1st Triumvirate: Caesar-Pompey-Crassus  
Caesar assassinated  
2nd Triumvirate: Octavian (later ka Augustus)-Antony-Lepidus  
Roman Empire founded  
Jesus born  
Tiberius succeeds Augustus  
Trajan Emperor, Tacitus writes Annals  
Diocletian reforms the Roman Empire  
Constantine founds Constantinople  
Muhammed born  
Tang dynasty founded  
Paper invented  
The Crusades  
Genghis Khan conquers most of Eurasia  
Kublai Khan’s two expeditions vs Japan fail  
A rat, no cat, an epidemic–the Black Death  
Invention of gunpowder  
Movable type  
Discovery & colonization of the Americas  
Copernican model of the Solar System  
Queen Elizabeth I takes the throne  
Shakespeare gets a pen for his birthday  
Spanish Armada  
The Gunpowder Plot  
Isaac Newton creates modern physics and mathematics  
Leibniz invents modern calculus notation  
James II of Great Britain deposed  
Peter the Great founds St. Petersburg  
Battle of Blenheim  
War of the Austrian Succession begins  
French and Indian War ends  
British troops fire on Minutemen at Lexington and Concord  
Bunker Hill  
7/4/1776  
Saratoga  
Yorktown  
United States adopts its Constitution  
George Washington becomes first U.S. President  
Bastille stormed  
Metric system first introduced  
Reign of Terror in France  
Napoleon takes power  
Battle of Austerlitz  
Battle of Trafalgar - death of Nelson  
Waterloo  
Steam engines developed  
Darwin discovers Theory of Evolution  
Electricity discovered  
Invention of the telegraph  
Germ theory of disease  
Abraham Lincoln is elected President  
Lincoln lets his whiskers grow  
Confederate States of America founded  
Confederates fire on Ft. Sumter  
Battle of Antietam  
Emancipation Proclamation  
Battle of Gettysburg  
Gettysburg Address  
Lee surrenders at Appomattox  
A man, a plan, a canal–Suez  
Radio invented  
Michelson-Morley experiment  
McKinley elected 1st term  
Quantum theory discovered  
X-Rays described  
A man, a plan, a canal–Panama  
Automobile invented  
Einstein’s miracle year  
Sarajevo  
General Relativity discovered  
Russian Revolution  
Tsar and his family executed  
Henry Ford introduces the assembly line and mass production  
Lenin dies  
Quantum Mechanics discovered  
Cosmological Red Shift discovered  
Great Depression begins  
Antimatter discovered  
FDR elected for first time  
Television invented  
WA- (“Onion” headline continued on page 2)  
Hitler becomes chancellor of Germany  
Reichstag Fire  
FDR 1st Inaugural  
Night of the Long Knives  
Baldwin chosen UK PM  
Edward VIII Abdication Crisis  
Germany reoccupies Rhineland  
FDR reelected  
Italy invades Ethiopia  
Japan invades China proper  
Anschluss  
Chamberlain UK PM  
Munich Crisis  
Germany occupies Czechoslovakia  
Germany invades Poland, triggering WWII  
Germany invades Denmark and Norway  
Japan bombs Pearl Harbor  
Battle of Midway  
Wannsee Conference  
German army defeated at Stalingrad  
D-Day landings, Normandy  
FDR dies; Truman becomes U.S. President  
Nazi Germany surrenders  
First nuclear weapon (tested)  
Hiroshima  
Nagasaki  
USSR declares war on Japan  
Japan surrenders  
Lamb shift discovered  
Transistor invented  
Truman defeats Dewey  
Communists win Chinese Civil War  
Korean War begins  
Checkers speech  
Eisenhower beats Stevenson the first time  
The Lord of the Rings is published  
Eisenhower defeats Stevenson again  
DNA described by Watson and Crick  
First nuclear power station on-line  
Maser (precursor to laser) invented  
A man, a plan, a rocket–Sputnik  
John F. Kennedy becomes U.S. President  
Peace Corps established  
Kennedy sets goal of landing on Moon  
Descent to bottom of the Marianas Trench  
MLK “I have a dream” speech  
Kennedy signs Limited Nuclear Test Ban Treaty  
Kennedy assassinated in Dallas  
Star Trek premieres  
Humans walk on another world  
Nixon resigns over Watergate scandal  
U.S Bicentennial  
Iranian Revolution  
Three Mile Island meltdown  
Mount Saint Helens blows off its top.  
Ronald Reagan elected U.S. President  
Internet is invented  
First GMO (a recombinant bacteria)  
Cold War ends  
Chernobyl melt down  
Fall of Berlin Wall  
United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change  
Online porn fuels critical internet commercialization  
Human genome sequenced  
Facebook invented  
First life form with completely synthetic genetic material  
Barack Obama becomes 44th U.S. President  
Australia fire storms destroy many cities. Rescue worker giving Koala water is hero.  
Christchurch New Zealand earthquake.  
Christchurch New Zealand earthquake again.  
Japan earthquake  
Fukushima melt down  
Christchurch New Zealand earthquake once again.  
S&P downgrades US Debt from AAA to AA+  
Sun becomes a red giant  
Heat death of the Universe

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[ol]  
[li]Big Bang[/li][li]Cosmological inflation[/li][li]First Hydrogen atom[/li][li]Population III stars form[/li][li]First galaxies[/li][li]Population II stars form[/li][li]Sun forms[/li][li]Earth forms[/li][li]Moon is formed[/li][li]Earth form solid crust[/li][li]Plate Tectonics gets going[/li][li]Life develops on Earth[/li][li]Eating other creatures for energy develops[/li][li]Photosynthesis develops[/li][li]Great Oxygenation Event[/li][li]Eukaryotic lifeforms evolve[/li][li]First sexual reproduction[/li][li]First multicellular lifeform[/li][li]First exoskeleton[/li][li]First endoskeleton[/li][li]Life emerges on land[/li][li]First warm blooded animal[/li][li]First grass[/li][li]Asteroid wipes out dinosaurs, allows mammals to rise.[/li][li]Protohumans evolve from primates[/li][li]Humans develop intelligence[/li][li]First human ancestors make tools[/li][li]Human ancestors learn how to create and use fire[/li][li]First human ancestors develop spoken language[/li][li]First Homo sapiens[/li][li]Toba supervolcano[/li][li]Australia settled[/li][li]Global temperatures rise after the last Ice Age[/li][li]Animals domesticated[/li][li]Homo sapiens reaches America[/li][li]Agriculture invented[/li][li]Wheel invented[/li][li]Bronze invented[/li][li]First professional army[/li][li]First cities[/li][li]Decimal numbering invented[/li][li]Writing invented[/li][li]Rise of Sumerians[/li][li]Egypt united[/li][li]Civilization flourishes in Indus Valley[/li][li]Egyptian Pyramids[/li][li]Sargon of Akkad - First Empire[/li][li]Iron mining and metallurgy[/li][li]Alphabet invented[/li][li]Abraham founds a religion[/li][li]Kingdom of David and Solomon[/li][li]Carthage founded[/li][li]First Olympic Games[/li][li]Rome founded[/li][li]Fall of Assyria[/li][li]Babylonian captivity of the Jewish people[/li][li]Cyrus the Great - rise of Persia[/li][li]Buddha Siddhartha Gautama founds a religion[/li][li]Invention of coinage[/li][li]Lydia conquered by Persian Empire[/li][li]Rome becomes a Republic[/li][li]Ionian Greek city of Miletus revolts, sacked[/li][li]Marathon[/li][li]Thermopylae[/li][li]Salamis[/li][li]Platea[/li][li]Start of Peloponnesian War[/li][li]Pericles dies in plague[/li][li]Athenian Sicilian expedition[/li][li]Athens surrenders[/li][li]Plato and the Platonic Academy[/li][li]Philip becomes king of Macedon[/li][li]Aristotles of Stagira and the Lyceum[/li][li]Alexander the Great conquers most of the known world[/li][li]To the strongest - Wars of the Diadochi[/li][li]Pyrrhus defeated by Rome[/li][li]1st Punic War[/li][li]Archimedes takes a bath[/li][li]China united by the First Emperor of Qin[/li][li]Han Dynasty succeeds Quin[/li][li]2nd Punic War[/li][li]3rd Punic War[/li][li]Marius foremost Roman strongman[/li][li]Sulla foremost Roman strongman[/li][li]1st Triumvirate: Caesar-Pompey-Crassus[/li][li]Caesar assassinated[/li][li]2nd Triumvirate: Octavian (later ka Augustus)-Antony-Lepidus[/li][li]Roman Empire founded[/li][li]Jesus born[/li][li]Tiberius succeeds Augustus[/li][li]Trajan Emperor, Tacitus writes Annals[/li][li]Diocletian reforms the Roman Empire[/li][li]Constantine founds Constantinople[/li][li]Muhammed born[/li][li]Tang dynasty founded[/li][li]Paper invented[/li][li]The Crusades[/li][li]Genghis Khan conquers most of Eurasia[/li][li]Kublai Khan’s two expeditions vs Japan fail[/li][li]A rat, no cat, an epidemic–the Black Death[/li][li]Invention of gunpowder[/li][li]Movable type[/li][li]Discovery & colonization of the Americas[/li][li]Copernican model of the Solar System[/li][li]Queen Elizabeth I takes the throne[/li][li]Shakespeare gets a pen for his birthday[/li][li]Spanish Armada[/li][li]The Gunpowder Plot[/li][li]Isaac Newton creates modern physics and mathematics[/li][li]Leibniz invents modern calculus notation[/li][li]James II of Great Britain deposed[/li][li]Peter the Great founds St. Petersburg[/li][li]Battle of Blenheim[/li][li]War of the Austrian Succession begins[/li][li]French and Indian War ends[/li][li]British troops fire on Minutemen at Lexington and Concord[/li][li]Bunker Hill[/li][li]7/4/1776[/li][li]Saratoga[/li][li]Yorktown[/li][li]United States adopts its Constitution[/li][li]George Washington becomes first U.S. President[/li][li]Bastille stormed[/li][li]Metric system first introduced[/li][li]Reign of Terror in France[/li][li]Napoleon takes power[/li][li]Battle of Austerlitz[/li][li]Battle of Trafalgar - death of Nelson[/li][li]Waterloo[/li][li]Steam engines developed[/li][li]Darwin discovers Theory of Evolution[/li][li]Electricity discovered[/li][li]Invention of the telegraph[/li][li]Germ theory of disease[/li][li]Abraham Lincoln is elected President[/li][li]Lincoln lets his whiskers grow[/li][li]Confederate States of America founded[/li][li]Confederates fire on Ft. Sumter[/li][li]Battle of Antietam[/li][li]Emancipation Proclamation[/li][li]Battle of Gettysburg[/li][li]Gettysburg Address[/li][li]Lee surrenders at Appomattox[/li][li]A man, a plan, a canal–Suez[/li][li]Radio invented[/li][li]Michelson-Morley experiment[/li][li]McKinley elected 1st term[/li][li]Quantum theory discovered[/li][li]X-Rays described[/li][li]A man, a plan, a canal–Panama[/li][li]Automobile invented[/li][li]Einstein’s miracle year[/li][li]Sarajevo[/li][li]General Relativity discovered[/li][li]Russian Revolution[/li][li]Tsar and his family executed[/li][li]Henry Ford introduces the assembly line and mass production[/li][li]Lenin dies[/li][li]Quantum Mechanics discovered[/li][li]Cosmological Red Shift discovered[/li][li]Great Depression begins[/li][li]Antimatter discovered[/li][li]FDR elected for first time[/li][li]Television invented[/li][li]WA- (“Onion” headline continued on page 2)[/li][li]Hitler becomes chancellor of Germany[/li][li]Reichstag Fire[/li][li]FDR 1st Inaugural[/li][li]Night of the Long Knives[/li][li]Baldwin chosen UK PM[/li][li]Edward VIII Abdication Crisis[/li][li]Germany reoccupies Rhineland[/li][li]FDR reelected[/li][li]Italy invades Ethiopia[/li][li]Japan invades China proper[/li][li]Anschluss[/li][li]Chamberlain UK PM[/li][li]Munich Crisis[/li][li]Germany occupies Czechoslovakia[/li][li]Germany invades Poland, triggering WWII[/li][li]Finland vs USSR Winter War[/li][li]Germany invades Denmark and Norway[/li][li]Germany invades Netherlands, Belgium, Luxemboug, France[/li][li]Dunkirk[/li][li]Battle of Britain[/li][li]Germany invades Yugoslavia, Greece[/li][li]Germany invades USSR[/li][li]Japan bombs Pearl Harbor[/li][li]Singapore falls[/li][li]Corregidor falls[/li][li]Battle of Midway[/li][li]Wannsee Conference[/li][li]German army defeated at Stalingrad[/li][li]D-Day landings, Normandy[/li][li]FDR dies; Truman becomes U.S. President[/li][li]Nazi Germany surrenders[/li][li]First nuclear weapon (tested)[/li][li]Hiroshima[/li][li]Nagasaki[/li][li]USSR declares war on Japan[/li][li]Japan surrenders[/li][li]Lamb shift discovered[/li][li]Transistor invented[/li][li]Truman defeats Dewey[/li][li]Communists win Chinese Civil War[/li][li]Korean War begins[/li][li]Checkers speech[/li][li]Eisenhower beats Stevenson the first time[/li][li]The Lord of the Rings is published[/li][li]Eisenhower defeats Stevenson again[/li][li]DNA described by Watson and Crick[/li][li]First nuclear power station on-line[/li][li]Maser (precursor to laser) invented[/li][li]A man, a plan, a rocket–Sputnik[/li][li]John F. Kennedy becomes U.S. President[/li][li]Peace Corps established[/li][li]Kennedy sets goal of landing on Moon[/li][li]Descent to bottom of the Marianas Trench[/li][li]MLK “I have a dream” speech[/li][li]Kennedy signs Limited Nuclear Test Ban Treaty[/li][li]Kennedy assassinated in Dallas[/li][li]Star Trek premieres[/li][li]Humans walk on another world[/li][li]Nixon resigns over Watergate scandal[/li][li]U.S Bicentennial[/li][li]Iranian Revolution[/li][li]Three Mile Island meltdown[/li][li]Mount Saint Helens blows off its top.[/li][li]Ronald Reagan elected U.S. President[/li][li]Chernobyl melt down[/li][li]Internet is invented[/li][li]First GMO (a recombinant bacteria)[/li][li]Cold War ends[/li][li]Fall of Berlin Wall[/li][li]Gulf War I[/li][li]United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change[/li][li]Online porn fuels critical internet commercialization[/li][li]Human genome sequenced[/li][li]Facebook invented[/li][li]First life form with completely synthetic genetic material[/li][li]Barack Obama becomes 44th U.S. President[/li][li]Australia fire storms. Rescue worker giving Koala water is hero.[/li][li]Christchurch New Zealand earthquake.[/li][li]Christchurch New Zealand earthquake again.[/li][li]Japan earthquake[/li][li]Fukushima melt down[/li][li]Christchurch New Zealand earthquake once again.[/li][li]S&P downgrades US Debt from AAA to AA+[/li][li]Sun becomes a red giant[/li][li]Heat death of the Universe[/li][/ol]

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Big Bang  
Cosmological inflation  
First Hydrogen atom  
Population III stars form  
First galaxies  
Population II stars form  
Sun forms  
Earth forms  
Moon is formed  
Earth form solid crust  
Plate Tectonics gets going  
Life develops on Earth  
Eating other creatures for energy develops  
Photosynthesis develops  
Great Oxygenation Event  
Eukaryotic lifeforms evolve  
First sexual reproduction  
First multicellular lifeform  
First exoskeleton  
First endoskeleton  
Life emerges on land  
First warm blooded animal  
First grass  
Asteroid wipes out dinosaurs, allows mammals to rise.  
Protohumans evolve from primates  
Humans develop intelligence  
First human ancestors make tools  
Human ancestors learn how to create and use fire  
First human ancestors develop spoken language  
First Homo sapiens  
Toba supervolcano  
Australia settled  
Global temperatures rise after the last Ice Age  
Animals domesticated  
Homo sapiens reaches America  
Agriculture invented  
Wheel invented  
Bronze invented  
First professional army  
First cities  
Decimal numbering invented  
Writing invented  
Rise of Sumerians  
Egypt united  
Civilization flourishes in Indus Valley  
Egyptian Pyramids  
Sargon of Akkad - First Empire  
Iron mining and metallurgy  
Alphabet invented  
Abraham founds a religion  
Kingdom of David and Solomon  
Carthage founded  
First Olympic Games  
Rome founded  
Fall of Assyria  
Babylonian captivity of the Jewish people  
Cyrus the Great - rise of Persia  
Buddha Siddhartha Gautama founds a religion  
Invention of coinage  
Lydia conquered by Persian Empire  
Rome becomes a Republic  
Ionian Greek city of Miletus revolts, sacked  
Marathon  
Thermopylae  
Salamis  
Platea  
Start of Peloponnesian War  
Pericles dies in plague  
Athenian Sicilian expedition  
Athens surrenders  
Plato and the Platonic Academy  
Philip becomes king of Macedon  
Aristotles of Stagira and the Lyceum  
Alexander the Great conquers most of the known world  
To the strongest - Wars of the Diadochi  
Pyrrhus defeated by Rome  
1st Punic War  
Archimedes takes a bath  
China united by the First Emperor of Qin  
Han Dynasty succeeds Quin  
2nd Punic War  
3rd Punic War  
Marius foremost Roman strongman  
Sulla foremost Roman strongman  
1st Triumvirate: Caesar-Pompey-Crassus  
Caesar assassinated  
2nd Triumvirate: Octavian (later ka Augustus)-Antony-Lepidus  
Roman Empire founded  
Jesus born  
Tiberius succeeds Augustus  
Trajan Emperor, Tacitus writes Annals  
Diocletian reforms the Roman Empire  
Constantine founds Constantinople  
Muhammed born  
Tang dynasty founded  
Paper invented  
First writings about tea making  
Roman Catholicism endures the Pornocracy  
Great Schism between Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox churches  
Good King Wenceslas looks out on the Feast of Steven  
The Crusades  
Genghis Khan conquers most of Eurasia  
Kublai Khan’s two expeditions vs Japan fail  
A rat, no cat, an epidemic–the Black Death  
Invention of gunpowder  
Movable type  
Byzantium falls to Ottomans  
Discovery & colonization of the Americas  
Copernican model of the Solar System  
Queen Elizabeth I takes the throne  
Shakespeare gets a pen for his birthday  
Spanish Armada  
The Gunpowder Plot  
Isaac Newton creates modern physics and mathematics  
Leibniz invents modern calculus notation  
James II of Great Britain deposed  
Peter the Great founds St. Petersburg  
Battle of Blenheim  
War of the Austrian Succession begins  
French and Indian War ends  
British troops fire on Minutemen at Lexington and Concord  
Bunker Hill  
7/4/1776  
Ludwig van Beethoven begins piano lessons  
Saratoga  
Yorktown  
United States adopts its Constitution  
George Washington becomes first U.S. President  
Bastille stormed  
Metric system first introduced  
Reign of Terror in France  
Napoleon takes power  
Battle of Austerlitz  
Battle of Trafalgar - death of Nelson  
Waterloo  
Steam engines developed  
Darwin discovers Theory of Evolution  
Electricity discovered  
Invention of the telegraph  
Germ theory of disease  
Abraham Lincoln is elected President  
Lincoln lets his whiskers grow  
Confederate States of America founded  
Confederates fire on Ft. Sumter  
Battle of Antietam  
Emancipation Proclamation  
Battle of Gettysburg  
Gettysburg Address  
Lee surrenders at Appomattox  
A man, a plan, a canal–Suez  
Radio invented  
Michelson-Morley experiment  
McKinley elected 1st term  
Quantum theory discovered  
X-Rays described  
A man, a plan, a canal–Panama  
Automobile invented  
Einstein’s miracle year  
Sarajevo  
General Relativity discovered  
Russian Revolution  
Tsar and his family executed  
Prohibition in USA  
Henry Ford introduces the assembly line and mass production  
James Joyce publishes “Ulysses”  
Lenin dies  
Quantum Mechanics discovered  
Cosmological Red Shift discovered  
Great Depression begins  
Antimatter discovered  
FDR elected for first time  
Television invented  
WA- (“Onion” headline continued on page 2)  
Hitler becomes chancellor of Germany  
Reichstag Fire  
FDR 1st Inaugural  
Night of the Long Knives  
Baldwin chosen UK PM  
Edward VIII Abdication Crisis  
Germany reoccupies Rhineland  
FDR reelected  
Italy invades Ethiopia  
Japan invades China proper  
Anschluss  
Chamberlain UK PM  
Munich Crisis  
Germany occupies Czechoslovakia  
Germany invades Poland, triggering WWII  
Finland vs USSR Winter War  
Germany invades Denmark and Norway  
Germany invades Netherlands, Belgium, Luxemboug, France  
Dunkirk  
Battle of Britain  
Germany invades Yugoslavia, Greece  
Germany invades USSR  
Japan bombs Pearl Harbor  
Singapore falls  
Corregidor falls  
Battle of Midway  
Wannsee Conference  
German army defeated at Stalingrad  
D-Day landings, Normandy  
FDR dies; Truman becomes U.S. President  
Nazi Germany surrenders  
First nuclear weapon (tested)  
Hiroshima  
Nagasaki  
USSR declares war on Japan  
Japan surrenders  
Lamb shift discovered  
Transistor invented  
Truman defeats Dewey  
Communists win Chinese Civil War  
Korean War begins  
Checkers speech  
Eisenhower beats Stevenson the first time  
The Lord of the Rings is published  
Eisenhower defeats Stevenson again  
DNA described by Watson and Crick  
First nuclear power station on-line  
Maser (precursor to laser) invented  
John Lennon meets Paul McCartney  
A man, a plan, a rocket–Sputnik  
John F. Kennedy becomes U.S. President  
Peace Corps established  
Kennedy sets goal of landing on Moon  
Descent to bottom of the Marianas Trench  
MLK “I have a dream” speech  
Kennedy signs Limited Nuclear Test Ban Treaty  
Kennedy assassinated in Dallas  
Star Trek premieres  
Humans walk on another world  
Nixon resigns over Watergate scandal  
Word processors begin to supplant typewriters  
U.S Bicentennial  
Iranian Revolution  
Three Mile Island meltdown  
Mount Saint Helens blows off its top.  
Ronald Reagan elected U.S. President  
Chernobyl melt down  
Internet is invented  
First GMO (a recombinant bacteria)  
Cold War ends  
Fall of Berlin Wall  
Gulf War I  
United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change  
Online porn fuels critical internet commercialization  
Human genome sequenced  
Facebook invented  
First life form with completely synthetic genetic material  
Barack Obama becomes 44th U.S. President  
Australia fire storms. Rescue worker giving Koala water is hero.  
Christchurch New Zealand earthquake.  
Christchurch New Zealand earthquake again.  
Japan earthquake  
Fukushima melt down  
Christchurch New Zealand earthquake once again.  
S&P downgrades US Debt from AAA to AA+  
Sun becomes a red giant  
Heat death of the Universe

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Big Bang  
Cosmological inflation  
First Hydrogen atom  
Population III stars form  
First galaxies  
Population II stars form  
Sun forms  
Earth forms  
Moon is formed  
Earth form solid crust  
Plate Tectonics gets going  
Life develops on Earth  
Eating other creatures for energy develops  
Photosynthesis develops  
Great Oxygenation Event  
Eukaryotic lifeforms evolve  
First sexual reproduction  
First multicellular lifeform  
First exoskeleton  
First endoskeleton  
Life emerges on land  
First warm blooded animal  
First grass  
Asteroid wipes out dinosaurs, allows mammals to rise.  
Protohumans evolve from primates  
Humans develop intelligence  
First human ancestors make tools  
Human ancestors learn how to create and use fire  
First human ancestors develop spoken language  
First Homo sapiens  
Toba supervolcano  
Australia settled  
Global temperatures rise after the last Ice Age  
Animals domesticated  
Homo sapiens reaches America  
Agriculture invented  
Wheel invented  
Bronze invented  
First professional army  
First cities  
Decimal numbering invented  
Writing invented  
Rise of Sumerians  
Egypt united  
Civilization flourishes in Indus Valley  
Egyptian Pyramids  
Sargon of Akkad - First Empire  
Iron mining and metallurgy  
Alphabet invented  
Abraham founds a religion  
Kingdom of David and Solomon  
Carthage founded  
First Olympic Games  
Rome founded  
Fall of Assyria  
Babylonian captivity of the Jewish people  
Cyrus the Great - rise of Persia  
Buddha Siddhartha Gautama founds a religion  
Invention of coinage  
Lydia conquered by Persian Empire  
Rome becomes a Republic  
Ionian Greek city of Miletus revolts, sacked  
Marathon  
Thermopylae  
Salamis  
Platea  
Start of Peloponnesian War  
Pericles dies in plague  
Athenian Sicilian expedition  
Athens surrenders  
Plato and the Platonic Academy  
Philip becomes king of Macedon  
Aristotles of Stagira and the Lyceum  
Alexander the Great conquers most of the known world  
To the strongest - Wars of the Diadochi  
Pyrrhus defeated by Rome  
1st Punic War  
Archimedes takes a bath  
China united by the First Emperor of Qin  
Han Dynasty succeeds Quin  
2nd Punic War  
3rd Punic War  
Marius foremost Roman strongman  
Sulla foremost Roman strongman  
1st Triumvirate: Caesar-Pompey-Crassus  
Caesar assassinated  
2nd Triumvirate: Octavian (later ka Augustus)-Antony-Lepidus  
Roman Empire founded  
Jesus born  
Tiberius succeeds Augustus  
Trajan Emperor, Tacitus writes Annals  
Diocletian reforms the Roman Empire  
Constantine founds Constantinople  
Muhammed born  
Tang dynasty founded  
Paper invented  
First writings about tea making  
Roman Catholicism endures the Pornocracy  
Great Schism between Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox churches  
Good King Wenceslas looks out on the Feast of Steven  
The Crusades  
Genghis Khan conquers most of Eurasia  
Kublai Khan’s two expeditions vs Japan fail  
A rat, no cat, an epidemic–the Black Death  
Invention of gunpowder  
Movable type  
Byzantium falls to Ottomans  
Discovery & colonization of the Americas  
Copernican model of the Solar System  
Queen Elizabeth I takes the throne  
Shakespeare gets a pen for his birthday  
Spanish Armada  
The Gunpowder Plot  
Isaac Newton creates modern physics and mathematics  
Leibniz invents modern calculus notation  
James II of Great Britain deposed  
Peter the Great founds St. Petersburg  
Battle of Blenheim  
War of the Austrian Succession begins  
French and Indian War ends  
British troops fire on Minutemen at Lexington and Concord  
Bunker Hill  
7/4/1776  
Ludwig van Beethoven begins piano lessons  
Saratoga  
Yorktown  
United States adopts its Constitution  
George Washington becomes first U.S. President  
Bastille stormed  
Metric system first introduced  
Reign of Terror in France  
Napoleon takes power  
Battle of Austerlitz  
Battle of Trafalgar - death of Nelson  
Waterloo  
Steam engines developed  
Darwin discovers Theory of Evolution  
Electricity discovered  
Invention of the telegraph  
Germ theory of disease  
Abraham Lincoln is elected President  
Lincoln lets his whiskers grow  
Confederate States of America founded  
Confederates fire on Ft. Sumter  
USS Monitor and CSS Virginia in first ironclad duel  
Battle of Antietam  
Emancipation Proclamation  
Battle of Gettysburg  
Gettysburg Address  
USS Kearsarge defeats CSS Alabama off Cherbourg, France  
Lee surrenders at Appomattox  
A man, a plan, a canal–Suez  
Radio invented  
Michelson-Morley experiment  
McKinley elected 1st term  
Quantum theory discovered  
X-Rays described  
A man, a plan, a canal–Panama  
Automobile invented  
Einstein’s miracle year  
Sarajevo  
General Relativity discovered  
Russian Revolution  
Tsar and his family executed  
Prohibition in USA  
Henry Ford introduces the assembly line and mass production  
James Joyce publishes “Ulysses”  
Lenin dies  
Quantum Mechanics discovered  
Cosmological Red Shift discovered  
Great Depression begins  
Antimatter discovered  
FDR elected for first time  
Television invented  
WA- (“Onion” headline continued on page 2)  
Hitler becomes chancellor of Germany  
Reichstag Fire  
FDR 1st Inaugural  
Night of the Long Knives  
Baldwin chosen UK PM  
Edward VIII Abdication Crisis  
Germany reoccupies Rhineland  
FDR reelected  
Italy invades Ethiopia  
Japan invades China proper  
Anschluss  
Chamberlain UK PM  
Munich Crisis  
Germany occupies Czechoslovakia  
Germany invades Poland, triggering WWII  
Finland vs USSR Winter War  
Germany invades Denmark and Norway  
Germany invades Netherlands, Belgium, Luxemboug, France  
Dunkirk  
Battle of Britain  
Germany invades Yugoslavia, Greece  
Germany invades USSR  
Japan bombs Pearl Harbor  
Singapore falls  
Corregidor falls  
Battle of Midway  
Wannsee Conference  
German army defeated at Stalingrad  
D-Day landings, Normandy  
FDR dies; Truman becomes U.S. President  
Nazi Germany surrenders  
First nuclear weapon (tested)  
Hiroshima  
Nagasaki  
USSR declares war on Japan  
Japan surrenders  
Lamb shift discovered  
Transistor invented  
Truman defeats Dewey  
Communists win Chinese Civil War  
Korean War begins  
Checkers speech  
Eisenhower beats Stevenson the first time  
USS Nautilus goes under the North Pole  
The Lord of the Rings is published  
Eisenhower defeats Stevenson again  
DNA described by Watson and Crick  
First nuclear power station on-line  
Maser (precursor to laser) invented  
John Lennon meets Paul McCartney  
A man, a plan, a rocket–Sputnik  
John F. Kennedy becomes U.S. President  
Peace Corps established  
Kennedy sets goal of landing on Moon  
Descent to bottom of the Marianas Trench  
MLK “I have a dream” speech  
Kennedy signs Limited Nuclear Test Ban Treaty  
Kennedy assassinated in Dallas  
Star Trek premieres  
Humans walk on another world  
Nixon resigns over Watergate scandal  
Word processors begin to supplant typewriters  
U.S. Bicentennial  
Iranian Revolution  
Seizure of U.S. Embassy in Tehran  
Three Mile Island meltdown  
Mount Saint Helens blows off its top.  
Ronald Reagan elected U.S. President  
Chernobyl melt down  
Internet is invented  
First GMO (a recombinant bacteria)  
Cold War ends  
Fall of Berlin Wall  
Gulf War I  
United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change  
Online porn fuels critical Internet commercialization  
Human genome sequenced  
Supreme Court rules in Bush v. Gore  
9-11 terrorist attacks  
U.S. invades Afghanistan  
U.S. and allies invade Iraq  
Facebook invented  
President George W. Bush reelected  
Hurricane Katrina  
First life form with completely synthetic genetic material  
Barack Obama becomes 44th U.S. President  
Australia fire storms. Rescue worker giving Koala water is hero.  
Christchurch New Zealand earthquake.  
Christchurch New Zealand earthquake again.  
Japan earthquake  
Fukushima melt down  
Christchurch New Zealand earthquake once again.  
S&P downgrades US Debt from AAA to AA+  
Sun becomes a red giant  
Heat death of the Universe

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[ol]  
[li]Big Bang[/li][li]Cosmological inflation[/li][li]First Hydrogen atom[/li][li]Population III stars form[/li][li]First galaxies[/li][li]Population II stars form[/li][li]Sun forms[/li][li]Earth forms[/li][li]Moon is formed[/li][li]Earth form solid crust[/li][li]Plate Tectonics gets going[/li][li]Life develops on Earth[/li][li]Eating other creatures for energy develops[/li][li]Photosynthesis develops[/li][li]Great Oxygenation Event[/li][li]Eukaryotic lifeforms evolve[/li][li]First sexual reproduction[/li][li]First multicellular lifeform[/li][li]First exoskeleton[/li][li]First endoskeleton[/li][li]Life emerges on land[/li][li]First warm blooded animal[/li][li]First grass[/li][li]Asteroid wipes out dinosaurs, allows mammals to rise.[/li][li]Protohumans evolve from primates[/li][li]Humans develop intelligence[/li][li]First human ancestors make tools[/li][li]Human ancestors learn how to create and use fire[/li][li]First human ancestors develop spoken language[/li][li]First Homo sapiens[/li][li]Toba supervolcano[/li][li]Australia settled[/li][li]Global temperatures rise after the last Ice Age[/li][li]Animals domesticated[/li][li]Homo sapiens reaches America[/li][li]Agriculture invented[/li][li]Wheel invented[/li][li]Bronze invented[/li][li]First professional army[/li][li]First cities[/li][li]Decimal numbering invented[/li][li]Writing invented[/li][li]Rise of Sumerians[/li][li]Egypt united[/li][li]Civilization flourishes in Indus Valley[/li][li]Egyptian Pyramids[/li][li]Sargon of Akkad - First Empire[/li][li]Iron mining and metallurgy[/li][li]Alphabet invented[/li][li]Abraham founds a religion[/li][li]Kingdom of David and Solomon[/li][li]Carthage founded[/li][li]First Olympic Games[/li][li]Rome founded[/li][li]Fall of Assyria[/li][li]Babylonian captivity of the Jewish people[/li][li]Cyrus the Great - rise of Persia[/li][li]Buddha Siddhartha Gautama founds a religion[/li][li]Invention of coinage[/li][li]Lydia conquered by Persian Empire[/li][li]Rome becomes a Republic[/li][li]Ionian Greek city of Miletus revolts, sacked[/li][li]Marathon[/li][li]Thermopylae[/li][li]Salamis[/li][li]Platea[/li][li]Start of Peloponnesian War[/li][li]Pericles dies in plague[/li][li]Athenian Sicilian expedition[/li][li]Athens surrenders[/li][li]Plato and the Platonic Academy[/li][li]Philip becomes king of Macedon[/li][li]Aristotles of Stagira and the Lyceum[/li][li]Alexander the Great conquers most of the known world[/li][li]To the strongest - Wars of the Diadochi[/li][li]Pyrrhus defeated by Rome[/li][li]1st Punic War[/li][li]Archimedes takes a bath[/li][li]China united by the First Emperor of Qin[/li][li]Han Dynasty succeeds Quin[/li][li]2nd Punic War[/li][li]3rd Punic War[/li][li]Marius foremost Roman strongman[/li][li]Sulla foremost Roman strongman[/li][li]1st Triumvirate: Caesar-Pompey-Crassus[/li][li]Caesar assassinated[/li][li]2nd Triumvirate: Octavian (later ka Augustus)-Antony-Lepidus[/li][li]Roman Empire founded[/li][li]Jesus born[/li][li]Tiberius succeeds Augustus[/li][li]Trajan Emperor, Tacitus writes Annals[/li][li]Diocletian reforms the Roman Empire[/li][li]Constantine founds Constantinople[/li][li]Muhammed born[/li][li]Tang dynasty founded[/li][li]Paper invented[/li][li]First writings about tea making[/li][li]Roman Catholicism endures the Pornocracy[/li][li]Great Schism between Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox churches[/li][li]Good King Wenceslas looks out on the Feast of Steven[/li][li]The Crusades[/li][li]Genghis Khan conquers most of Eurasia[/li][li]Kublai Khan’s two expeditions vs Japan fail[/li][li]A rat, no cat, an epidemic–the Black Death[/li][li]Invention of gunpowder[/li][li]Movable type[/li][li]Byzantium falls to Ottomans[/li][li]Discovery & colonization of the Americas[/li][li]Copernican model of the Solar System[/li][li]Queen Elizabeth I takes the throne[/li][li]Shakespeare gets a pen for his birthday[/li][li]Spanish Armada[/li][li]The Gunpowder Plot[/li][li]Isaac Newton creates modern physics and mathematics[/li][li]Leibniz invents modern calculus notation[/li][li]James II of Great Britain deposed[/li][li]Peter the Great founds St. Petersburg[/li][li]Battle of Blenheim[/li][li]War of the Austrian Succession begins[/li][li]French and Indian War ends[/li][li]British troops fire on Minutemen at Lexington and Concord[/li][li]Bunker Hill[/li][li]7/4/1776[/li][li]Ludwig van Beethoven begins piano lessons[/li][li]Saratoga[/li][li]Yorktown[/li][li]United States adopts its Constitution[/li][li]George Washington becomes first U.S. President[/li][li]Bastille stormed[/li][li]Metric system first introduced[/li][li]Reign of Terror in France[/li][li]Napoleon takes power[/li][li]Battle of Austerlitz[/li][li]Battle of Trafalgar - death of Nelson[/li][li]Waterloo[/li][li]Steam engines developed[/li][li]Darwin discovers Theory of Evolution[/li][li]Electricity discovered[/li][li]Invention of the telegraph[/li][li]Germ theory of disease[/li][li]Abraham Lincoln is elected President[/li][li]Lincoln lets his whiskers grow[/li][li]Confederate States of America founded[/li][li]Confederates fire on Ft. Sumter[/li][li]USS Monitor and CSS Virginia in first ironclad duel[/li][li]Battle of Antietam[/li][li]Emancipation Proclamation[/li][li]Battle of Gettysburg[/li][li]Gettysburg Address[/li][li]USS Kearsarge defeats CSS Alabama off Cherbourg, France[/li][li]Lee surrenders at Appomattox[/li][li]A man, a plan, a canal–Suez[/li][li]Radio invented[/li][li]Michelson-Morley experiment[/li][li]McKinley elected 1st term[/li][li]Quantum theory discovered[/li][li]X-Rays described[/li][li]A man, a plan, a canal–Panama[/li][li]Automobile invented[/li][li]Einstein’s miracle year[/li][li]Sarajevo[/li][li]General Relativity discovered[/li][li]Russian Revolution[/li][li]Tsar and his family executed[/li][li]Prohibition in USA[/li][li]Henry Ford introduces the assembly line and mass production[/li][li]James Joyce publishes “Ulysses”[/li][li]Lenin dies[/li][li]Quantum Mechanics discovered[/li][li]Cosmological Red Shift discovered[/li][li]Great Depression begins[/li][li]Antimatter discovered[/li][li]FDR elected for first time[/li][li]Television invented[/li][li]WA- (“Onion” headline continued on page 2)[/li][li]Hitler becomes chancellor of Germany[/li][li]Reichstag Fire[/li][li]FDR 1st Inaugural[/li][li]Night of the Long Knives[/li][li]Baldwin chosen UK PM[/li][li]Edward VIII Abdication Crisis[/li][li]Germany reoccupies Rhineland[/li][li]FDR reelected[/li][li]Italy invades Ethiopia[/li][li]Japan invades China proper[/li][li]Anschluss[/li][li]Chamberlain UK PM[/li][li]Munich Crisis[/li][li]Germany occupies Czechoslovakia[/li][li]Germany invades Poland, triggering WWII[/li][li]Finland vs USSR Winter War[/li][li]Germany invades Denmark and Norway[/li][li]Germany invades Netherlands, Belgium, Luxemboug, France[/li][li]Dunkirk[/li][li]Battle of Britain[/li][li]Germany invades Yugoslavia, Greece[/li][li]Germany invades USSR[/li][li]German victory Battle of Kiev[/li][li]Seige of Leningrad begins[/li][li]USSR Moscow area counterattack = 1st German retreat of the war[/li][li]Japan bombs Pearl Harbor[/li][li]Wannsee Conference[/li][li]Singapore falls[/li][li]Battle of the Coral Sea[/li][li]Corregidor falls[/li][li]Battle of Midway[/li][li]Guadalcanal campaign begins[/li][li]El Alamein[/li][li]Operation Torch = US N. African campaign begins[/li][li]German army defeated at Stalingrad[/li][li]US/UK Sicilian invasion[/li][li]Battle of Kursk[/li][li]D-Day landings, Normandy[/li][li]Battle of Leyte[/li][li]FDR dies; Truman becomes U.S. President[/li][li]Nazi Germany surrenders[/li][li]First nuclear weapon (tested)[/li][li]Hiroshima[/li][li]Nagasaki[/li][li]USSR declares war on Japan[/li][li]Japan surrenders[/li][li]Lamb shift discovered[/li][li]Transistor invented[/li][li]Truman defeats Dewey[/li][li]Communists win Chinese Civil War[/li][li]Korean War begins[/li][li]Checkers speech[/li][li]Eisenhower beats Stevenson the first time[/li][li]USS Nautilus goes under the North Pole[/li][li]The Lord of the Rings is published[/li][li]Eisenhower defeats Stevenson again[/li][li]DNA described by Watson and Crick[/li][li]First nuclear power station on-line[/li][li]Maser (precursor to laser) invented[/li][li]John Lennon meets Paul McCartney[/li][li]A man, a plan, a rocket–Sputnik[/li][li]John F. Kennedy becomes U.S. President[/li][li]Peace Corps established[/li][li]Kennedy sets goal of landing on Moon[/li][li]Descent to bottom of the Marianas Trench[/li][li]MLK “I have a dream” speech[/li][li]Kennedy signs Limited Nuclear Test Ban Treaty[/li][li]Kennedy assassinated in Dallas[/li][li]Star Trek premieres[/li][li]Humans walk on another world[/li][li]Nixon resigns over Watergate scandal[/li][li]Word processors begin to supplant typewriters[/li][li]U.S. Bicentennial[/li][li]Iranian Revolution[/li][li]Seizure of U.S. Embassy in Tehran[/li][li]Three Mile Island meltdown[/li][li]Mount Saint Helens blows off its top.[/li][li]Ronald Reagan elected U.S. President[/li][li]Chernobyl melt down[/li][li]Internet is invented[/li][li]First GMO (a recombinant bacteria)[/li][li]Cold War ends[/li][li]Fall of Berlin Wall[/li][li]Gulf War I[/li][li]United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change[/li][li]Online porn fuels critical Internet commercialization[/li][li]Human genome sequenced[/li][li]Supreme Court rules in Bush v. Gore[/li][li]9-11 terrorist attacks[/li][li]U.S. invades Afghanistan[/li][li]U.S. and allies invade Iraq[/li][li]Facebook invented[/li][li]President George W. Bush reelected[/li][li]Hurricane Katrina[/li][li]First life form with completely synthetic genetic material[/li][li]Barack Obama becomes 44th U.S. President[/li][li]Australia fire storms. Rescue worker giving Koala water is hero.[/li][li]Christchurch New Zealand earthquake.[/li][li]Christchurch New Zealand earthquake again.[/li][li]Japan earthquake[/li][li]Fukushima melt down[/li][li]Christchurch New Zealand earthquake once again.[/li][li]S&P downgrades US Debt from AAA to AA+[/li][li]Sun becomes a red giant[/li][li]Heat death of the Universe[/li][/ol]

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[ol]  
[li]Big Bang[/li][li]Cosmological inflation[/li][li]First Hydrogen atom[/li][li]Population III stars form[/li][li]First galaxies[/li][li]Population II stars form[/li][li]Sun forms[/li][li]Earth forms[/li][li]Moon is formed[/li][li]Earth form solid crust[/li][li]Plate Tectonics gets going[/li][li]Life develops on Earth[/li][li]Eating other creatures for energy develops[/li][li]Photosynthesis develops[/li][li]Great Oxygenation Event[/li][li]Eukaryotic lifeforms evolve[/li][li]First sexual reproduction[/li][li]First multicellular lifeform[/li][li]First exoskeleton[/li][li]First endoskeleton[/li][li]Life emerges on land[/li][li]First warm blooded animal[/li][li]First grass[/li][li]Asteroid wipes out dinosaurs, allows mammals to rise.[/li][li]Protohumans evolve from primates[/li][li]Humans develop intelligence[/li][li]First human ancestors make tools[/li][li]Human ancestors learn how to create and use fire[/li][li]First human ancestors develop spoken language[/li][li]First Homo sapiens[/li][li]Toba supervolcano[/li][li]Australia settled[/li][li]Global temperatures rise after the last Ice Age[/li][li]Animals domesticated[/li][li]Homo sapiens reaches America[/li][li]Agriculture invented[/li][li]Wheel invented[/li][li]Bronze invented[/li][li]First professional army[/li][li]First cities[/li][li]Decimal numbering invented[/li][li]Writing invented[/li][li]Rise of Sumerians[/li][li]Egypt united[/li][li]Civilization flourishes in Indus Valley[/li][li]Egyptian Pyramids[/li][li]Sargon of Akkad - First Empire[/li][li]Minoan civilization flourishes on Crete[/li][li]Mykean civilization in Greece[/li][li]Troy destroyed[/li][li]Iron mining and metallurgy[/li][li]Sea People ravish Eastern Mediterranean[/li][li]Alphabet invented[/li][li]Abraham founds a religion[/li][li]Kingdom of David and Solomon[/li][li]Carthage founded[/li][li]First Olympic Games[/li][li]Rome founded[/li][li]Fall of Assyria[/li][li]Babylonian captivity of the Jewish people[/li][li]Cyrus the Great - rise of Persia[/li][li]Buddha Siddhartha Gautama founds a religion[/li][li]Invention of coinage[/li][li]Lydia conquered by Persian Empire[/li][li]Rome becomes a Republic[/li][li]Ionian Greek city of Miletus revolts, sacked[/li][li]Marathon[/li][li]Thermopylae[/li][li]Salamis[/li][li]Platea[/li][li]Start of Peloponnesian War[/li][li]Pericles dies in plague[/li][li]Athenian Sicilian expedition[/li][li]Athens surrenders[/li][li]Plato and the Platonic Academy[/li][li]Philip becomes king of Macedon[/li][li]Aristotles of Stagira and the Lyceum[/li][li]Alexander the Great conquers most of the known world[/li][li]To the strongest - Wars of the Diadochi[/li][li]Pyrrhus defeated by Rome[/li][li]1st Punic War[/li][li]Archimedes takes a bath[/li][li]China united by the First Emperor of Qin[/li][li]Han Dynasty succeeds Quin[/li][li]2nd Punic War[/li][li]3rd Punic War[/li][li]Marius foremost Roman strongman[/li][li]Sulla foremost Roman strongman[/li][li]1st Triumvirate: Caesar-Pompey-Crassus[/li][li]Caesar assassinated[/li][li]2nd Triumvirate: Octavian (later ka Augustus)-Antony-Lepidus[/li][li]Roman Empire founded[/li][li]Jesus born[/li][li]Tiberius succeeds Augustus[/li][li]Trajan Emperor, Tacitus writes Annals[/li][li]Diocletian reforms the Roman Empire[/li][li]Constantine founds Constantinople[/li][li]Christianity becomes the state religion of Roman Empire[/li][li]Fall of Roman Empire in the West[/li][li]Emperor Justinian attempts to reclaim the lost provinces[/li][li]Muhammed born[/li][li]Islamic conquest of the Middle East, Iran and North Africa[/li][li]Tang dynasty founded[/li][li]Paper invented[/li][li]First writings about tea making[/li][li]Carolingian renaissance in the West[/li][li]Roman Catholicism endures the Pornocracy[/li][li]Great Schism between Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox churches[/li][li]Norman conquest of England[/li][li]Good King Wenceslas looks out on the Feast of Steven[/li][li]The Crusades[/li][li]Genghis Khan conquers most of Eurasia[/li][li]Kublai Khan’s two expeditions vs Japan fail[/li][li]A rat, no cat, an epidemic–the Black Death[/li][li]Invention of gunpowder[/li][li]Movable type[/li][li]Byzantium falls to Ottomans[/li][li]Discovery & colonization of the Americas[/li][li]Copernican model of the Solar System[/li][li]Queen Elizabeth I takes the throne[/li][li]Shakespeare gets a pen for his birthday[/li][li]Spanish Armada[/li][li]The Gunpowder Plot[/li][li]Isaac Newton creates modern physics and mathematics[/li][li]Leibniz invents modern calculus notation[/li][li]James II of Great Britain deposed[/li][li]Peter the Great founds St. Petersburg[/li][li]Battle of Blenheim[/li][li]War of the Austrian Succession begins[/li][li]French and Indian War ends[/li][li]British troops fire on Minutemen at Lexington and Concord[/li][li]Bunker Hill[/li][li]7/4/1776[/li][li]Ludwig van Beethoven begins piano lessons[/li][li]Saratoga[/li][li]Yorktown[/li][li]United States adopts its Constitution[/li][li]George Washington becomes first U.S. President[/li][li]Bastille stormed[/li][li]Metric system first introduced[/li][li]Reign of Terror in France[/li][li]Napoleon takes power[/li][li]Battle of Austerlitz[/li][li]Battle of Trafalgar - death of Nelson[/li][li]Waterloo[/li][li]Steam engines developed[/li][li]Darwin discovers Theory of Evolution[/li][li]Electricity discovered[/li][li]Invention of the telegraph[/li][li]Germ theory of disease[/li][li]Abraham Lincoln is elected President[/li][li]Lincoln lets his whiskers grow[/li][li]Confederate States of America founded[/li][li]Confederates fire on Ft. Sumter[/li][li]USS Monitor and CSS Virginia in first ironclad duel[/li][li]Battle of Antietam[/li][li]Emancipation Proclamation[/li][li]Battle of Gettysburg[/li][li]Gettysburg Address[/li][li]USS Kearsarge defeats CSS Alabama off Cherbourg, France[/li][li]Lee surrenders at Appomattox[/li][li]A man, a plan, a canal–Suez[/li][li]Radio invented[/li][li]Michelson-Morley experiment[/li][li]McKinley elected 1st term[/li][li]Quantum theory discovered[/li][li]X-Rays described[/li][li]A man, a plan, a canal–Panama[/li][li]Automobile invented[/li][li]Einstein’s miracle year[/li][li]Sarajevo[/li][li]General Relativity discovered[/li][li]Russian Revolution[/li][li]Tsar and his family executed[/li][li]Prohibition in USA[/li][li]Henry Ford introduces the assembly line and mass production[/li][li]James Joyce publishes “Ulysses”[/li][li]Lenin dies[/li][li]Quantum Mechanics discovered[/li][li]Cosmological Red Shift discovered[/li][li]Great Depression begins[/li][li]Antimatter discovered[/li][li]FDR elected for first time[/li][li]Television invented[/li][li]WA- (“Onion” headline continued on page 2)[/li][li]Hitler becomes chancellor of Germany[/li][li]Reichstag Fire[/li][li]FDR 1st Inaugural[/li][li]Night of the Long Knives[/li][li]Baldwin chosen UK PM[/li][li]Edward VIII Abdication Crisis[/li][li]Germany reoccupies Rhineland[/li][li]FDR reelected[/li][li]Italy invades Ethiopia[/li][li]Japan invades China proper[/li][li]Anschluss[/li][li]Chamberlain UK PM[/li][li]Munich Crisis[/li][li]Germany occupies Czechoslovakia[/li][li]Germany invades Poland, triggering WWII[/li][li]Finland vs USSR Winter War[/li][li]Germany invades Denmark and Norway[/li][li]Germany invades Netherlands, Belgium, Luxemboug, France[/li][li]Dunkirk[/li][li]Battle of Britain[/li][li]Germany invades Yugoslavia, Greece[/li][li]Germany invades USSR[/li][li]German victory Battle of Kiev[/li][li]Seige of Leningrad begins[/li][li]USSR Moscow area counterattack = 1st German retreat of the war[/li][li]Japan bombs Pearl Harbor[/li][li]Wannsee Conference[/li][li]Singapore falls[/li][li]Battle of the Coral Sea[/li][li]Corregidor falls[/li][li]Battle of Midway[/li][li]Guadalcanal campaign begins[/li][li]El Alamein[/li][li]Operation Torch = US N. African campaign begins[/li][li]German army defeated at Stalingrad[/li][li]US/UK Sicilian invasion[/li][li]Battle of Kursk[/li][li]D-Day landings, Normandy[/li][li]Battle of Leyte[/li][li]FDR dies; Truman becomes U.S. President[/li][li]Nazi Germany surrenders[/li][li]First nuclear weapon (tested)[/li][li]Hiroshima[/li][li]Nagasaki[/li][li]USSR declares war on Japan[/li][li]Japan surrenders[/li][li]Lamb shift discovered[/li][li]Transistor invented[/li][li]Truman defeats Dewey[/li][li]Communists win Chinese Civil War[/li][li]Korean War begins[/li][li]Checkers speech[/li][li]Eisenhower beats Stevenson the first time[/li][li]USS Nautilus goes under the North Pole[/li][li]The Lord of the Rings is published[/li][li]Eisenhower defeats Stevenson again[/li][li]DNA described by Watson and Crick[/li][li]First nuclear power station on-line[/li][li]Maser (precursor to laser) invented[/li][li]John Lennon meets Paul McCartney[/li][li]A man, a plan, a rocket–Sputnik[/li][li]John F. Kennedy becomes U.S. President[/li][li]Peace Corps established[/li][li]Kennedy sets goal of landing on Moon[/li][li]Descent to bottom of the Marianas Trench[/li][li]MLK “I have a dream” speech[/li][li]Kennedy signs Limited Nuclear Test Ban Treaty[/li][li]Kennedy assassinated in Dallas[/li][li]Star Trek premieres[/li][li]Humans walk on another world[/li][li]Nixon resigns over Watergate scandal[/li][li]Word processors begin to supplant typewriters[/li][li]U.S. Bicentennial[/li][li]Iranian Revolution[/li][li]Seizure of U.S. Embassy in Tehran[/li][li]Three Mile Island meltdown[/li][li]Mount Saint Helens blows off its top.[/li][li]Ronald Reagan elected U.S. President[/li][li]Chernobyl melt down[/li][li]Internet is invented[/li][li]First GMO (a recombinant bacteria)[/li][li]Cold War ends[/li][li]Fall of Berlin Wall[/li][li]Gulf War I[/li][li]United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change[/li][li]Online porn fuels critical Internet commercialization[/li][li]Human genome sequenced[/li][li]Supreme Court rules in Bush v. Gore[/li][li]9-11 terrorist attacks[/li][li]U.S. invades Afghanistan[/li][li]U.S. and allies invade Iraq[/li][li]Facebook invented[/li][li]President George W. Bush reelected[/li][li]Hurricane Katrina[/li][li]First life form with completely synthetic genetic material[/li][li]Barack Obama becomes 44th U.S. President[/li][li]Australia fire storms. Rescue worker giving Koala water is hero.[/li][li]Christchurch New Zealand earthquake.[/li][li]Christchurch New Zealand earthquake again.[/li][li]Japan earthquake[/li][li]Fukushima melt down[/li][li]Christchurch New Zealand earthquake once again.[/li][li]S&P downgrades US Debt from AAA to AA+[/li][li]Sun becomes a red giant[/li][li]Heat death of the Universe[/li][/ol]

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Big Bang  
Cosmological inflation  
First Hydrogen atom  
Population III stars form  
First galaxies  
Population II stars form  
Sun forms  
Earth forms  
Moon is formed  
Earth form solid crust  
Plate Tectonics gets going  
Life develops on Earth  
Eating other creatures for energy develops  
Photosynthesis develops  
Great Oxygenation Event  
Eukaryotic lifeforms evolve  
First sexual reproduction  
First multicellular lifeform  
First exoskeleton  
First endoskeleton  
Life emerges on land  
First warm blooded animal  
First grass  
Asteroid wipes out dinosaurs, allows mammals to rise.  
Protohumans evolve from primates  
Humans develop intelligence  
First human ancestors make tools  
Human ancestors learn how to create and use fire  
First human ancestors develop spoken language  
First Homo sapiens  
Toba supervolcano  
Australia settled  
Global temperatures rise after the last Ice Age  
Animals domesticated  
Homo sapiens reaches America  
Agriculture invented  
Wheel invented  
Bronze invented  
First professional army  
First cities  
Decimal numbering invented  
Writing invented  
Rise of Sumerians  
Egypt united  
Civilization flourishes in Indus Valley  
Egyptian Pyramids  
Sargon of Akkad - First Empire  
Minoan civilization flourishes on Crete  
Mykean civilization in Greece  
Troy destroyed  
Iron mining and metallurgy  
Sea People ravish Eastern Mediterranean  
Alphabet invented  
Abraham founds a religion  
Kingdom of David and Solomon  
Carthage founded  
First Olympic Games  
Rome founded  
Fall of Assyria  
Babylonian captivity of the Jewish people  
Cyrus the Great - rise of Persia  
Buddha Siddhartha Gautama founds a religion  
Invention of coinage  
Lydia conquered by Persian Empire  
Rome becomes a Republic  
Ionian Greek city of Miletus revolts, sacked  
Marathon  
Thermopylae  
Salamis  
Platea  
Start of Peloponnesian War  
Pericles dies in plague  
Athenian Sicilian expedition  
Athens surrenders  
Plato and the Platonic Academy  
Philip becomes king of Macedon  
Aristotles of Stagira and the Lyceum  
Alexander the Great conquers most of the known world  
To the strongest - Wars of the Diadochi  
Pyrrhus defeated by Rome  
1st Punic War  
Archimedes takes a bath  
China united by the First Emperor of Qin  
Han Dynasty succeeds Quin  
2nd Punic War  
3rd Punic War  
Marius foremost Roman strongman  
Sulla foremost Roman strongman  
1st Triumvirate: Caesar-Pompey-Crassus  
Caesar assassinated  
2nd Triumvirate: Octavian (later ka Augustus)-Antony-Lepidus  
Roman Empire founded  
Jesus born  
Tiberius succeeds Augustus  
Trajan Emperor, Tacitus writes Annals  
Diocletian reforms the Roman Empire  
Constantine founds Constantinople  
Christianity becomes the state religion of Roman Empire  
Fall of Roman Empire in the West  
Emperor Justinian attempts to reclaim the lost provinces  
Muhammed born  
Islamic conquest of the Middle East, Iran and North Africa  
Tang dynasty founded  
Paper invented  
First writings about tea making  
Carolingian renaissance in the West  
Roman Catholicism endures the Pornocracy  
Great Schism between Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox churches  
Norman conquest of England  
Good King Wenceslas looks out on the Feast of Steven  
The Crusades  
Genghis Khan conquers most of Eurasia  
Kublai Khan’s two expeditions vs Japan fail  
A rat, no cat, an epidemic–the Black Death  
Invention of gunpowder  
Movable type  
Byzantium falls to Ottomans  
Discovery & colonization of the Americas  
Copernican model of the Solar System  
Queen Elizabeth I takes the throne  
Shakespeare gets a pen for his birthday  
Spanish Armada  
The Gunpowder Plot  
Isaac Newton creates modern physics and mathematics  
Leibniz invents modern calculus notation  
James II of Great Britain deposed  
Peter the Great founds St. Petersburg  
Battle of Blenheim  
War of the Austrian Succession begins  
French and Indian War ends  
British troops fire on Minutemen at Lexington and Concord  
Bunker Hill  
7/4/1776  
Ludwig van Beethoven begins piano lessons  
Saratoga  
Yorktown  
United States adopts its Constitution  
George Washington becomes first U.S. President  
Bastille stormed  
Metric system first introduced  
Reign of Terror in France  
Napoleon takes power  
Battle of Austerlitz  
Battle of Trafalgar - death of Nelson  
Waterloo  
Steam engines developed  
Darwin discovers Theory of Evolution  
Electricity discovered  
Invention of the telegraph  
Germ theory of disease  
Abraham Lincoln is elected President  
Lincoln lets his whiskers grow  
Confederate States of America founded  
Confederates fire on Ft. Sumter  
USS Monitor and CSS Virginia in first ironclad duel  
Battle of Antietam  
Emancipation Proclamation  
Battle of Gettysburg  
Gettysburg Address  
USS Kearsarge defeats CSS Alabama off Cherbourg, France  
Lee surrenders at Appomattox  
A man, a plan, a canal–Suez  
Radio invented  
Michelson-Morley experiment  
McKinley elected 1st term  
Quantum theory discovered  
X-Rays described  
A man, a plan, a canal–Panama  
Automobile invented  
Einstein’s miracle year  
Sarajevo  
General Relativity discovered  
Russian Revolution  
Tsar and his family executed  
Prohibition in USA  
Henry Ford introduces the assembly line and mass production  
James Joyce publishes “Ulysses”  
Lenin dies  
Quantum Mechanics discovered  
Cosmological Red Shift discovered  
Great Depression begins  
Antimatter discovered  
FDR elected for first time  
Television invented  
WA- (“Onion” headline continued on page 2)  
Hitler becomes chancellor of Germany  
Reichstag Fire  
FDR 1st Inaugural  
Night of the Long Knives  
Baldwin chosen UK PM  
Edward VIII Abdication Crisis  
Germany reoccupies Rhineland  
FDR reelected  
Italy invades Ethiopia  
Japan invades China proper  
Anschluss  
Chamberlain UK PM  
Munich Crisis  
Germany occupies Czechoslovakia  
Germany invades Poland, triggering WWII  
Finland vs USSR Winter War  
Germany invades Denmark and Norway  
Churchill becomes British PM  
Germany invades Netherlands, Belgium, Luxemboug, France  
Dunkirk  
Battle of Britain  
Germany invades Yugoslavia, Greece  
Germany invades USSR  
German victory Battle of Kiev  
Seige of Leningrad begins  
USSR Moscow area counterattack = 1st German retreat of the war  
Japan bombs Pearl Harbor  
Wannsee Conference  
Singapore falls  
Battle of the Coral Sea  
Corregidor falls  
Battle of Midway  
Guadalcanal campaign begins  
El Alamein  
Operation Torch = US N. African campaign begins  
German army defeated at Stalingrad  
US/UK Sicilian invasion  
Battle of Kursk  
D-Day landings, Normandy  
Battle of Leyte  
Battle of the Bulge  
FDR dies; Truman becomes U.S. President  
Nazi Germany surrenders  
First nuclear weapon (tested)  
Hiroshima  
Nagasaki  
USSR declares war on Japan  
Japan surrenders  
Lamb shift discovered  
Transistor invented  
Truman defeats Dewey  
Communists win Chinese Civil War  
Truman approves development of H-bomb  
Korean War begins  
Checkers speech  
Eisenhower beats Stevenson the first time  
USS Nautilus goes under the North Pole  
The Lord of the Rings is published  
Eisenhower defeats Stevenson again  
DNA described by Watson and Crick  
First nuclear power station on-line  
Maser (precursor to laser) invented  
John Lennon meets Paul McCartney  
A man, a plan, a rocket–Sputnik  
John F. Kennedy becomes U.S. President  
Peace Corps established  
Kennedy sets goal of landing on Moon  
Descent to bottom of the Marianas Trench  
MLK “I have a dream” speech  
Kennedy signs Limited Nuclear Test Ban Treaty  
Kennedy assassinated in Dallas  
Beatles come to USA  
Star Trek premieres  
Humans walk on another world  
Apollo 13 crew returns safely  
Nixon resigns over Watergate scandal  
Ford pardons Nixon  
Word processors begin to supplant typewriters  
U.S. Bicentennial  
Carter defeats Ford for U.S. Presidency  
Iranian Revolution  
Seizure of U.S. Embassy in Tehran  
Three Mile Island meltdown  
Mount Saint Helens blows off its top.  
Ronald Reagan elected U.S. President  
Chernobyl melt down  
Internet is invented  
First GMO (a recombinant bacteria)  
Cold War ends  
Fall of Berlin Wall  
Gulf War I  
United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change  
Online porn fuels critical Internet commercialization  
Human genome sequenced  
Supreme Court rules in Bush v. Gore  
9-11 terrorist attacks  
U.S. invades Afghanistan  
U.S. and allies invade Iraq  
Facebook invented  
President George W. Bush reelected  
Hurricane Katrina  
First life form with completely synthetic genetic material  
Barack Obama becomes 44th U.S. President  
U.S. Federal stimulus package passes  
Australia fire storms. Rescue worker giving Koala water is hero.  
Christchurch New Zealand earthquake.  
Christchurch New Zealand earthquake again.  
Japan earthquake  
Fukushima melt down  
Christchurch New Zealand earthquake once again.  
U.S. healthcare reform bill passes  
Pentagon policy of “Don’t ask, don’t tell” repealed  
S&P downgrades US Debt from AAA to AA+  
Sun becomes a red giant  
Heat death of the Universe

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200+ entries and still no mention of the Reformation? :dubious: 😉

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> [@JohnT](#):
>
> 200+ entries and still no mention of the Reformation? :dubious: 😉

Be our guest!

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Please, people, don’t just copy and paste, use the quote button, and leave the list tags there! It’s easy to add more items to an existing list, but it’s hard to go through and put all the tags back in once they’re lost.

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> Be our guest!

Naw, I’ve spent a lot of time last year trying to figure out who the [most important person in history](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=559639) was - I’ve done my share. 😉

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