# GAME : Answers and Questions 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 8, 2001, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745 "2001-05-08T09:55:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/1 "2001-05-08T09:55:49Z")
Okay … carry on … A : Plastic Surgery ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/2 "2001-05-08T10:02:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\*Okay … carry on … > > A : Plastic Surgery \*\* Question: What are Cher’s two favorite words? Answer: A cup of butter and a mixing bowl. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/3 "2001-05-08T10:55:56Z")
> [@](#): > > Answer: A cup of butter and a mixing bowl Question: what do I need to make a batch of really crappy cookies? Answer: A speculum and a large grin. ---
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/4 "2001-05-08T13:20:27Z")
Q. My new career? A. A ton of bricks… ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/5 "2001-05-08T13:50:18Z")
Q. What do you need to build a quality shithouse? A. A 55-gallon drum of canola oil. ---
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Walter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7cd45c/32.png) [@Sweet\_Walter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Walter)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/6 "2001-05-08T14:08:20Z")
> [@](#): > > A. A 55-gallon drum of canola oil. Q: What did the Asian Princes get for his birthday? A: Johny Quest and Haji ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/7 "2001-05-08T15:59:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sweet Walter \* > \*\*A: Johny Quest and Haji \*\* Q: Name two Aryan cartoon characters. * * * A: Bubble and squeak. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/8 "2001-05-08T17:18:32Z")
> [@](#): > > A: Bubble and squeak. Q: Name two posterior emanations you’d rather not know about. A: Glowing seepage. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/9 "2001-05-08T22:43:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\*A: Glowing seepage. \*\* Q. What was the FBI’s first hint that something was amiss in the Johnsons’ bathroom? A. A pregnant badger. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/10 "2001-05-08T22:48:59Z")
Q: What does my Physics instructor resemble? ========== A: Two Canadian pennies and a single shoelace ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/11 "2001-05-08T22:49:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > > A. A pregnant badger. \*\* Q: What’s really hard to explain to your parents? A: Two flat tires and a Duck. ---
**Author:** ![Tattva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@Tattva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tattva)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/12 "2001-05-08T23:46:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > \*\*A: Two Canadian pennies and a single shoelace \*\* Q: What makes up the hottest bikini top this summer? A: A fifth of Absolut and Optimus Prime. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/13 "2001-05-08T23:59:58Z")
Q: How did that video of Megatron making love to a volkswagen originate? A: Lust for a dingo and hunger. ---
**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/14 "2001-05-09T00:16:41Z")
Q. Name 2 things Merc dreamed about last night? A. Spam, Spam, Spam, Eggs, and Ham. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/15 "2001-05-09T00:22:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by absoul \* > \*\*A. Spam, Spam, Spam, Eggs, and Ham. \*\* Q. After three months of arduous fighting in World War II, what was fast becoming Sam I Am’s food(s) of preference? A. Under Pressure ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/16 "2001-05-09T03:16:34Z")
> [@](#): > > Under Pressure Q: What is the reason Astroboy needs a new rubber woman… or a patching kit… whichever he can find first? A: A whip, a Volkswagon Beetle, and a handfull of vasoline. ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/17 "2001-05-09T03:43:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Astroboy14 \* > \*\*A: A whip, a Volkswagon Beetle, and a handfull of vasoline. \*\* Q: Name three things that can be involved with having sex in an uncomfortable place. A: Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/18 "2001-05-09T15:11:21Z")
Q; Why did so many Americans vote for Bush? A: The refridgerator door was still open, if that’s any indication. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/19 "2001-05-09T15:43:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Beadalin \* > A: The refrigerator door was still open, if that’s any indication. Q: How did those leftovers get halfway across the kitchen floor? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Saint Zero \* > A: Two flat tires and a Duck. Q: You said you’d bought a rubber outfit. What the hell are you wearing? * * * A: They long to be close to you. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/20 "2001-05-09T16:15:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*jr8 \*\* > A: They long to be close to you. Q: Name something that every female, and some male, Dopers have in common. 😃 * * * A: Chocolate syrup, regulation bikinis, nimble fingers and 6½" of wild and wacky fun. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745.md?page=2)