# GAME : Answers and Questions 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 8, 2001, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745 "2001-05-08T09:55:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/21 "2001-05-09T16:18:17Z")
I would just like to pause for a moment and note that ^^^^^ _that_ was my 1600[sup]th[/sup] post! Thank you. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/22 "2001-05-09T18:14:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\*A: Chocolate syrup, regulation bikinis, nimble fingers and 6½" of wild and wacky fun. \*\* Q. So Ms. Brown, what do you think the end resutls of your years at Dartmouth are? * * * A. I love it when a plan comes together. ---
**Author:** ![aviddiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aviddiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aviddiva)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/23 "2001-05-09T20:32:26Z")
A. I love it when a plan comes together. Q: Zoggie, why are you casually swinging that chainsaw, standing amid a mass of destruction, whistling a Neil Young song, and grinning maniacally? * * * A: Because they made it that way. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/24 "2001-05-09T23:30:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aviddiva \* > \*\*A: Because they made it that way. > \*\* Q. So…how come you think the little model ship is already in that bottle, all constructed and everything? * * * A. Just another day at the cracker factory. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/25 "2001-05-10T01:52:46Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Zoggie_: > > A. Just another day at the cracker factory. Q: What was 23rd on the list of choices for the title of the sequel to _One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest_? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ A: Projectile Vomiting. ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/26 "2001-05-10T02:23:58Z")
Q: What happens when a rabid squirrel is let lose in your stomach? * * * A: An empty house, lots of young adults and beer. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/27 "2001-05-10T03:45:17Z")
> [@](#): > > A: An empty house, lots of young adults and beer. Q: What causes Planned Parenthood lose their mind. * * * A: **Jarbabyj** meets the **Men of the StraightDope**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/28 "2001-05-10T08:47:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > A: **Jarbabyj** meets the **Men of the StraightDope**. Q: Which film spawned a whole new movie rating code? A: Sleepy bunnies. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/29 "2001-05-10T09:20:04Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by jr8 \* \*\* > [@](#): > > A: Sleepy bunnies. \*\* Question: What do people eat when they run out of peeps at Easter? Answer: Ted Bundy. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/30 "2001-05-10T09:40:05Z")
> [@](#): > > **Ted Bundy** You hired WHO as your new gynecologist? A : Shoo Fly Pie and Apple Pan Dowdy! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/31 "2001-05-10T10:02:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > A : Shoo Fly Pie and Apple Pan Dowdy! Q: Which characters were rejected by the Howdy Doody show for being, respectively, too racist and sexist? * * * A: Hang it out the window. ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/32 "2001-05-10T12:04:31Z")
Q: How do you dry your underwear on a cross-country road trip. A: Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! ---
**Author:** ![woolly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ebca7d/32.png) [@woolly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woolly)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/33 "2001-05-10T13:38:49Z")
> [@](#): > > A: Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! \*\* Q. With beastiality, which are classed as the EXTREME conquests? A. This Answer can’t be Questioned. ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/34 "2001-05-10T16:50:41Z")
Q. What do you mean your reply “took the fifth”? A. A lovely bunch of coconuts. ---
**Author:** ![Ivorybill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ee59a6/32.png) [@Ivorybill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivorybill)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/35 "2001-05-10T19:01:02Z")
A. A lovely bunch of coconuts. Q. “So, Papillon, to what do you owe your success?” * * * A. A group of federal bureaucrats and a two foot length of rubber hose. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/36 "2001-05-10T21:18:51Z")
> [@](#): > > A. A group of federal bureaucrats and a two foot length of rubber hose. Q: What is the latest fetish with all the kids? A: Hot ham on rye, IBC root beer and multiple orgasms. ---
**Author:** ![aviddiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aviddiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aviddiva)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/37 "2001-05-10T21:54:26Z")
A: Hot ham on rye, IBC root beer and multiple orgasms. Q: Minister, if re-elected, what can you guarantee your constituents? * * * A: Grape Jelly, but never on Wednesdays, and only if the goat is healthy. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/38 "2001-05-10T22:41:13Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by aviddiva_: > > A: Grape Jelly, but never on Wednesdays, and only if the goat is healthy. Q: What does Aunt Rody dip her marzipan bars in? ```auto A: An evening of lesbian poetry. ``` ---
**Author:** ![aviddiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aviddiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aviddiva)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/39 "2001-05-10T22:51:51Z")
Q: Where is the best place to go if you want to avoid Andrew Dice Clay? [sub](And who wouldn’t want to do that?)[/sub] * * * A: Under the fridge, covered in dust. ---
**Author:** ![Baraqiyal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@Baraqiyal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baraqiyal)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2001, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/40 "2001-05-10T23:29:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aviddiva \* > \*\*A: Under the fridge, covered in dust. \*\* Q: Where is my youthful idealism? A: David Hasselhoff [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745.md?page=3)