# GAME : Answers and Questions 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 8, 2001, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745 "2001-05-08T09:55:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/41 "2001-05-11T00:03:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Baraqiyal \* > **A: David Hasselhoff** Q: Who do young boys pray to when they want a hairy chest? A: The rabid monkeys ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/42 "2001-05-11T02:23:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ell \* > \*\*A: The rabid monkeys \*\* Q. So who’s been hanging out at the new nightclub on 5th street? * * * A dirty banana ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/43 "2001-05-11T15:57:41Z")
> [@](#): > > A. A dirty banana. Q: What is the only object known to allow man to travel faster than [the speed of light](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=70438), but only when stepped on? A: Quarks, quarks, quarks, spam, quarks. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/44 "2001-05-11T16:12:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\*A: Quarks, quarks, quarks, spam, quarks. \*\* Q: Morn spends one day a week doing mass e-mailings. What does his calendar for the week say? * * * A: Smells like teen spirit ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/45 "2001-05-11T16:21:58Z")
> [@](#): > > **A: Smells like teen spirit.** Q. Why was the dirty old man huffing in a high school locker room? A. A priest, a rabbi and a nun. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/46 "2001-05-11T16:40:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rundogrun \* > \*\*A. A priest, a rabbi and a nun. \*\* Q. What’s the formula for gang rape in a church and/or temple? * * * A. The Energizer Bunny ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/47 "2001-05-11T16:44:16Z")
[quote] A. The Energizer Bunny [\quote] Q. What do you get when you cross a battery with a Peep? A. Mr.T, Gary Coleman, Alf, and a couple of dozen eggs. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/48 "2001-05-11T23:55:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bouv \* > \*\*A. Mr.T, Gary Coleman, Alf, and a couple of dozen eggs. \*\* Q. Whose careers did Horton (the elephant) sit on and crush to oblivion? * * * A. TV Funhouse ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2001, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/49 "2001-05-11T23:59:49Z")
What’s the main attraction at a transvestite carnival? A : Oh, look! It’s Mr. Twister! ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/50 "2001-05-12T05:03:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\* > A : Oh, look! It’s Mr. Twister! \*\* Question: What is a phrase one never wants to hear in reference to their penis? Answer: Well, they did it last week on _Sex And The City_. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2001, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/51 "2001-05-12T17:18:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > \*\*Answer: Well, they did it last week on _Sex And The City_. \*\* Q. Are you really going to hook up with the sanitation worker? * * * A. Plastic crappy sunglasses ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/52 "2001-05-13T20:38:35Z")
Come on let’s bump this baby up!! Euty! You can’t let your best thread die…Especially now that it’s on page TWO! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/53 "2001-05-13T22:43:07Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* \*\* > [@](#): > > A. Plastic crappy sunglasses \*\* Q: I hardly recognized you!! You look so different! What’s your secret?? * * * A: You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2001, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/54 "2001-05-13T22:45:30Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \* \*\* > [@](#): > > A: You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out. \*\* Question: If you were going to kick someone in the ass, how would you do it? Answer: And miles to go before I sleep. ---
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/55 "2001-05-14T01:09:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > \*\*Answer: And miles to go before I sleep. \*\* Q: What is the last line of the Truck Driver’s Anthem? A: Only on Thursday, Sundays and every second Tuesday. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/56 "2001-05-14T01:28:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ell \* > \*\* > > A: Only on Thursday, Sundays and every second Tuesday. \*\* When is it safe to eat liver and onions followed by chocolate covered beetles and still live? * * * A. Shirt in a can. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/57 "2001-05-14T06:18:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\* > A. Shirt in a can. \*\* Question: What did Homer Simpson eat after Soap on a Rope? Answer: Pimp Wars ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/58 "2001-05-14T11:09:51Z")
Question: What’s the Vice Squad’s favourite in-house movie? Answer: Condensed milk. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/59 "2001-05-14T11:19:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ice Wolf \* > Answer: Condensed milk. Q: What do _Reader’s Digest_ subscribers drink? * * * A: Great big lumps. ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/60 "2001-05-14T15:09:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\* > A: Great big lumps. \*\* Q. What was on my couch when my in-laws came to visit? A. Pickled Herring [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745.md?page=4)