# GAME : Answers and Questions 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 8, 2001, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745 "2001-05-08T09:55:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/61 "2001-05-14T17:19:46Z")
Q: What happens when you take your fish into the bar for a drink? A: Crack that whip! ---
**Author:** ![Tezza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Tezza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tezza)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/62 "2001-05-14T18:10:38Z")
> [@](#): > > A: Crack that whip! Q: What were my ex-SO’s last words before that unfortunate accident? A: It took days of fishing around, but we finally found his watch. ---
**Author:** ![Tezza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Tezza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tezza)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/63 "2001-05-14T18:17:48Z")
> [@](#): > > A: Crack that whip! Q: What were my ex-SO’s last words before that unfortunate accident? A: It took days of fishing around, but we finally found his watch. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/64 "2001-05-14T21:49:34Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Tezza \* \*\* > [@](#): > > A: It took days of fishing around, but we finally found his watch. \*\* Question: What happened to that guy in Pulp Fiction who had to safeguard the keepsake? Answer: A forty ounce should do it. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2001, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/65 "2001-05-14T23:20:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > \*\*Answer: A forty ounce should do it. \*\* Q: I’m planning to design a line of retro disco jewelry. How big a medallion should I hang from this gold chain?? * * * A: Under the china cabinet covered in nose hair. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/66 "2001-05-15T01:04:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \* > \*\*A: Under the china cabinet covered in nose hair. \*\* Q. Where are my ceramic nose drops located? * * * A. A ruby red nose. ---
**Author:** ![Tezza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Tezza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tezza)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/67 "2001-05-15T01:31:41Z")
> [@](#): > > Q. Where are my ceramic nose drops located? Q: What I got by taking that nosedive into a plate of lasagna. A: Ooops…you don’t mind being hairless, do you? ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/68 "2001-05-15T01:35:04Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Zoggie_: > > A. A ruby red nose. Q. What’s different about the snow man in front of Leona Helmsley’s house? =========================================== A: Change the setting from “suck” to “blow”. ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/69 "2001-05-15T03:07:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Attrayant \* > \*\*A: Change the setting from “suck” to “blow”. \*\* Q: So, what do you think of my robotic Traci Lords? A: Because you have to spend money to make money. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/70 "2001-05-15T03:20:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Attrayant \* > \*\*A: Change the setting from “suck” to “blow”. \*\* Q. The sexual android I ordered won’t do anything but eat lollipops- what am I doing wrong?! * * * A. My glow in the dark spoons. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/71 "2001-05-15T03:21:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Protesilaus \* > \*\* > > A: Because you have to spend money to make money. \*\* (Sorry disregard my last post) Q. Please tell me again why you haven’t paid me back the two grand you owe me? * * * A. Glow in the dark spoons. ---
**Author:** ![Mikahw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Mikahw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikahw)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/72 "2001-05-15T03:47:45Z")
> [@](#): > > A. Glow in the dark spoons. Q. Why do you go to those $2,000 a plate fundraisers **every single day**? * * * A: A firecracker, 2 bottles of beer, and a used condom ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/73 "2001-05-15T03:56:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* A: A firecracker, 2 bottles of beer, and a used condom \*\* Q: What are the things you can find in a Southern Baptist’s car on a Sunday morning if you look REAL hard? A: Sixteen D Cell batteries ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/74 "2001-05-15T07:39:19Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* \*\* > [@](#): > > A: Sixteen D Cell batteries \*\* Question: How many batteries does your vibrator take? Answer: Windows XP. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/75 "2001-05-15T13:13:15Z")
Q: Tired of red, itchy eyes? Then you should buy… * * * A: A scrotum, a razor and a lot of spare time. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/76 "2001-05-15T13:42:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\*A: A scrotum, a razor and a lot of spare time. \*\* Q: Apart from Turtle Wax, what’s required to _really_ get that “hard shell finish”? * * * A: Squid ink. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2001, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/77 "2001-05-15T18:16:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\* > A: Squid ink. \*\* Q. What is the only thing you could write your essays in in Ms. Octopussy’s English tenth grade English class? * * * A black eye. ---
**Author:** ![Daemon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Daemon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daemon)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/78 "2001-05-16T01:18:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > > * * * > > A black eye. Q: What does Shirley Temple see with these days? Hey, **Zoggie** , give us something to work with! A: News of the Weird. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/79 "2001-05-16T13:27:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daemon \* > \*\* > A: News of the Weird. > \*\* Q: What is the official newsletter of the Jerry Springer Fan Club? A. A big bag of Oreos and a shop-vac. ---
**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/80 "2001-05-16T15:20:16Z")
> [@](#): > > A. A big bag of Oreos and a shop-vac. > > \*\* Q: What’s the best to lick and suck? * * * A: It wasn’t this sticky the first time around. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745.md?page=5)