# GAME : Answers and Questions 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 8, 2001, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745 "2001-05-08T09:55:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/81 "2001-05-16T15:21:07Z")
> [@](#): > > A. A big bag of Oreos and a shop-vac. Q: How does **[Whammo](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=71079)** eat his cookies? * * * A: No more wire haranguers! ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/82 "2001-05-16T15:35:50Z")
\*\* > [@](#): > > A: It wasn’t this sticky the first time around. \*\* What did Gumby say the second time he got sunburned? \*\* > [@](#): > > A: No more wire haranguers! \*\* What’s the silver lining to that plane full of anorexic fundies going down? A: My finger. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/83 "2001-05-16T16:08:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Beadalin \* > \*\*A: My finger. > > \*\* Q: What is the trigger for the gas generator. a: A box of Krispy Kreme donuts. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/84 "2001-05-16T16:25:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\* > a: A box of Krispy Kreme donuts. \*\* Q: Why are you lying on the floor moaning with your pants undone and your stomach bloating at 8 o’clock in the morning? A: If tugged any harder it would come right off. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/85 "2001-05-16T18:22:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\* > > A: If tugged any harder it would come right off. \*\* Dameon- what is that supposed to mean, man? 😛 Q. Don’t you know that I get off on having men pull on my pig tails? * * * A. But I thought this WAS a number two pencil!! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/86 "2001-05-17T08:23:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*A. But I thought this WAS a number two pencil!! \*\* Q: Why are you filling in that form with a “fecal nugget”? * * * A: I’ve got ants in my pants. ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/87 "2001-05-17T13:52:12Z")
[QUOTE A: I’ve got ants in my pants. [/QUOTE] Q. What’s the downside to covering your ass in honey and rolling in a meadow? A: My hard drive ---
**Author:** ![seawitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@seawitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seawitch)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/88 "2001-05-17T17:44:37Z")
A. My hard drive. Q. What do you get when you use your computer to search for porn? A. David Lee Roth’s bald spot. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/89 "2001-05-17T22:25:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by seawitch \* > \*\*A. David Lee Roth’s bald spot. \*\* Q: Name something bigger than David Lee Roth’s Ego. A: A belly button a foot deep. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/90 "2001-05-18T01:10:40Z")
> [@](#): > > A: A belly button a foot deep. Q: What would you not expect to use your…snorkle…on? A: Dirty blades on a Food Processor. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/91 "2001-05-18T01:25:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\*A: Dirty blades on a Food Processor. > \*\* Q. Didn’t you tell me yesterday that the brown stuff in my carrot juice was extra protein? * * * A. A moose on vacation. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/92 "2001-05-18T08:57:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*A. A moose on vacation. \*\* Q: What was **ChiefScott** referring to the other day when he suddenly shouted “Get a load of the rack on **that**!”? * * * A: A leg and a leg and a leg. ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/93 "2001-05-18T16:09:23Z")
> [@](#): > > * * * > > A: A leg and a leg and a leg. Q. What was on Jeffrey Dahmer’s shopping list? A. Two fried eggs, a bottle of gin, and a hamster ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/94 "2001-05-18T16:19:20Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by rundogrun \* \*\* > [@](#): > > A. Two fried eggs, a bottle of gin, and a hamster\*\* Q: How do you make _Oeufs à la Richard Gere_? * * * A: “Hang on – she’s gonna blow!” ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/95 "2001-05-18T18:06:18Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by jr8 \* \*\* > [@](#): > > A: “Hang on – she’s gonna blow!” \*\* Q: Give an example of a statement that could characterize good news or bad news. * * * A: I was trying to take care of that not-so-fresh feeling. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/96 "2001-05-18T18:18:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \* > \*\*A: I was trying to take care of that not-so-fresh feeling. \*\* Why in the hell were you douching with Miss Kitty’s Fresh Step kitty litter? * * * A. O-Town, O-Town, O-Town!! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/97 "2001-05-18T20:48:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\* > > * * * > > A. O-Town, O-Town, O-Town!! \*\* Q: Name three things that should absolutely die, in order of the importance in which they should be eradicated from the universe. A: If it feels good, do it. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/98 "2001-05-19T02:42:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\*A: If it feels good, do it. \*\* Jack, that wasn’t technically a question. 😛 Q. Should I stuff squirrels down my pants for the purpose of gambling? * * * A. Only if you swallowed nail polish remover. ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/99 "2001-05-19T03:26:06Z")
Aw, you guys started another one and no one told me? Jeez, your computer crashes for one week… Ok, here goes. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\* > A. Only if you swallowed nail polish remover. \*\* Q: Should I _really_ call the anesthesiologist? * * * A: Just don’t call him ‘wacky.’ ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/100 "2001-05-19T04:25:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SpinneZiege \* > \*\* > A: Just don’t call him ‘wacky.’ \*\* Q: So, do we just call him Paul Reuben now, or can we still call him Pee Wee? A: No, it’s just my pet hamster. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745.md?page=6)