# GAME : Answers and Questions 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 8, 2001, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745 "2001-05-08T09:55:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/101 "2001-05-19T19:02:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\*A: No, it’s just my pet hamster. \*\* Q. Is Little Jack Batty standing up to greet me? * * * A. I’ll put down the daggers if you promise to get down from the chandelier. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/102 "2001-05-21T14:05:57Z")
> [@](#): > > A. I’ll put down the daggers if you promise to get down from the chandelier. Q: So, Mr. Simpson, what did you say to your wifes cleaning lady? * * * A: I was golfing and buying gloves. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/103 "2001-05-21T14:17:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\*A: I was golfing and buying gloves. \*\* Q; I overheard you saying something about “having a good hole” and “could barely fit your fingers in”. What was that all about? * * * A: Green cheese. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/104 "2001-05-22T16:06:04Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by jr8 \* \*\* > [@](#): > > A: Green cheese. \*\* What was a staple at my college cafeteria? A. 100 Kathie Lee Gifford CDs. ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/105 "2001-05-22T16:15:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\* > A. 100 Kathie Lee Gifford CDs. \*\* Q. What do they use for skeet shooting off the back of a Carnival cruise ship? A. Betty and Veronica ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/106 "2001-05-23T00:59:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rundogrun \* > \*\*A. Betty and Veronica \*\* Q. So, what are the two reasons why Archie of comic book fame left Riverdale to beat up on Homer Simpson? (This one makes sense if you’ve seen the episode where Sideshow Bob runs for mayor…) * * * A. Kittens!! Barricade the doors!!! ---
**Author:** ![Daemon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Daemon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daemon)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2001, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/107 "2001-05-23T02:53:14Z")
A. Kittens!! Barricade the doors!!! Q: What do you and your roommates say 9 months after you dated Josie and the Pussycats? * * * A: Funky Town. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2001, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/108 "2001-05-23T03:12:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daemon \* > \*\*A: Funky Town. \*\* Q. After replacing the third letter with an “n,” where did you tell your staid respectable parents we were going to be hanging out? * * * A. My angel in the center fold. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2001, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/109 "2001-05-23T12:21:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > A. My angel in the center fold. \*\* Q: Hey George – who’s the fat naked old guy named Clarence in this picture? * * * A: A foot and a half. ---
**Author:** ![MorgainLaFey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a3d4f5/32.png) [@MorgainLaFey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MorgainLaFey)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2001, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/110 "2001-05-23T12:57:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > Answer: Well, they did it last week on _Sex And The City_. \*\* What do teenaged boys say when they’re trying to see two girls make out? * * * A: The three worst words to hear. ---
**Author:** ![MorgainLaFey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a3d4f5/32.png) [@MorgainLaFey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MorgainLaFey)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2001, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/111 "2001-05-23T12:58:59Z")
Ignore my last one, I missed the other pages… flake day ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/112 "2001-05-24T00:07:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\*A: A foot and a half. \*\* Q. What did they find in Hannibal Lector’s fridge next to the vintage wines? * * * A. It’s like the sun exploded. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/113 "2001-05-24T06:35:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*A. It’s like the sun exploded. \*\* ## Q: Why don’t you like the color of my dress? A: A barrel of monkeys. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/114 "2001-05-24T09:28:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monstre \* > \*\*A: A barrel of monkeys. \*\* What does the African Sam’s Club stock right next to the “Crate Full’a Cheetahs.” A : I’m no fool, no sirree. I’m gonna live to be 103! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/115 "2001-05-24T10:07:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > A : I’m no fool, no sirree. I’m gonna live to be 103! \*\* Q: Why have you got your head in that barrel of brine, Mr. Perot? * * * A: But I’m still **using** it! ---
**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/116 "2001-05-24T10:23:34Z")
Q: That look’s really wrinkled, Should I? A: Three fingers and a Pot of Honey. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/117 "2001-05-24T18:08:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gartog \* > \*\*A: Three fingers and a Pot of Honey. \*\* Q. What did they find in rabid Winnie the Pooh’s stomach after he was taken down by the police? * * * A. Peking duck. ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2001, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/118 "2001-05-24T19:48:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*A. Peking duck. \*\* Q: Why shouldn’t you make love in a bird sanctuary? A: The Weekly World News ---
**Author:** ![Daemon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Daemon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daemon)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/119 "2001-05-25T04:13:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Protesilaus \* > > **A: The Weekly World News** Q: What periodical is geared to ex-Mafia guys who’ve had their fingerprints dissolved with acid? A: The Song Remains the Same. ---
**Author:** ![seawitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@seawitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seawitch)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/120 "2001-05-25T04:25:39Z")
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