# GAME : Answers and Questions 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 8, 2001, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745 "2001-05-08T09:55:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/121 "2001-05-25T04:26:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daemon \* > > A: The Song Remains the Same. > > \*\* Q: What’s the best thing about a seven hour rave? * * * A: My East German gym teacher. ---
**Author:** ![seawitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@seawitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seawitch)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/122 "2001-05-25T04:29:52Z")
AAAGGHHH! The dreaded simulpost! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/123 "2001-05-25T06:04:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by seawitch \* > \*\* A. Once the rash cleared up, it was business as usual. \*\* Q. How did Charlie Sheen recover from the Heidi Fleiss scandal? [QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* \*\* A: My East German gym teacher. Q. Who told you steroids wouldn’t give you bitch tits? A. My toenail clippings. ---
**Author:** ![Mikahw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Mikahw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikahw)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/124 "2001-05-25T06:22:45Z")
A. My toenail clippings ## Q. Woah! Look at all those boxes in your livingroom! What are those filled with? A. We love to see you smile. ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2001, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/125 "2001-05-25T13:41:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mikahw \* > \*\* > A. We love to see you smile. > > \*\* ## Q. Say, why are all you Hooter’s waitresses working topless? A. Blowin’ in the wind. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/126 "2001-05-26T06:40:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rundogrun \* > **A. Blowin’ in the wind.** Q: Say, what’s Monica Lewinsky doing on that sailboat? * * * A: The Milky Way ---
**Author:** ![Daemon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Daemon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daemon)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/127 "2001-05-26T06:49:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monstre \* > > \*\*A: The Milky Way \*\* Q: What route did Dan White take after shooting Mayor Moscone? _Sorry about that one_ A: Some Like It Hot. ---
**Author:** ![Elessar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elessar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elessar)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/128 "2001-05-26T14:26:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daemon \* > > \*\*A: Some Like It Hot. \*\* Q: Why should I microwave my French Tickler? A: Three Gummi Bears and a shovel. ---
**Author:** ![Jukeball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@Jukeball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jukeball)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/129 "2001-05-26T14:33:26Z")
How do save a drowning Irishman?? You DON’T ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/130 "2001-05-26T15:11:44Z")
> [@](#): > > A: Three Gummi Bears and a shovel. ## Q:What should you bring to plant a Gummi Bear tree? A: The Spanish Inquisition ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/131 "2001-05-26T19:36:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by August West \* > \*\*A: The Spanish Inquisition \*\* Q: What would **nobody expect** this answer to be? * * * A: A nine inch trout ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2001, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/132 "2001-05-26T21:35:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monstre \* > \*\*A: A nine inch trout \*\* Q. What is that tacky thing hanging up above the moose heads? * * * A. The scariest teddy bear in the world. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/133 "2001-05-27T14:54:32Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Zoggie_: > > A. The scariest teddy bear in the world. Q: What is Danny DeVito’s secret superhero identity?       A: Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2001, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/134 "2001-05-27T15:14:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Attrayant \* > \*\* > A: Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles. \*\* Q: Who is in charge of training NYC cabbies? A: The Chicago Reader ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/135 "2001-05-28T02:59:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\*A: The Chicago Reader \*\* Q. Where’s the only place you can learn about tortured civets, “Jumpin’ Jack Flash,” and whether or not Dracula existed? * * * A. The cabbage patch. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/136 "2001-05-28T03:14:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > A. The cabbage patch. > \*\* Q: What’s that gross-lookin’ green thing in the middle of your quilt? A: What’s that smell?? ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/137 "2001-05-28T13:26:52Z")
uh, Ginger, you’re supposed to post an ANSWER , not another q. Like A: The stench of a landfall in August Q: What is the new perfume “Eau de New Jersey”? A. 4 rabid pit bulls. Then you post a q to which this is an answer, and an answer of your own. ---
**Author:** ![MorgainLaFey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a3d4f5/32.png) [@MorgainLaFey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MorgainLaFey)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/138 "2001-05-28T16:39:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > A. 4 rabid pit bulls. > \*\* Q: What’s the best way to get back at an ex-boyfriend? Three Twinkies and a burrial plot ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/139 "2001-05-28T19:42:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MorgainLaFey \* > \*\*Three Twinkies and a burrial plot \*\* Q: What are the last four items on Dom DeLuis’s to-do list. A: A bleached cow skull hanging from my living room ceiling. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/140 "2001-05-28T19:47:59Z")
> [@](#): > > A: A bleached cow skull hanging from my living room ceiling. Q: What is the very compelling evidence that you are _completely_ obsessed with Georgia O’Keefe? A: A rhododendron, one ice skate, and 30 square meters chain link fencing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745.md?page=8)