# GAME : Answers and Questions 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 8, 2001, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745 "2001-05-08T09:55:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/141 "2001-05-28T19:58:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scribble \* > \*\*A: A rhododendron, one ice skate, and 30 square meters chain link fencing. \*\* Q. So what are the remnants of my wild hot bondage floral date with Kristi Yammagutchi? * * * A. No, but I’ll split it with you. ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/142 "2001-05-28T22:04:47Z")
A. No, but I’ll split it with you. Q: Do you have another banana for my sundae? A: Wild bacterial sex. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/143 "2001-05-29T00:29:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Verrain \* > \*\*A: Wild bacterial sex. \*\* Q. God, why is this milk so dirty and cloudy? * * * A. Tango lessons ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/144 "2001-05-29T04:14:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\* > > * * * > > A. Tango lessons \*\* Q: Doctor, when I bit down on the stem of this rose, I developed lock-jaw and now I can’ get out from between my teeth - what do you recommend? * * * A: When you rub it, it turns into a suit-case. ---
**Author:** ![Daemon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Daemon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daemon)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/145 "2001-05-29T08:10:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > > * * * > > \*\*A: When you rub it, it turns into a suit-case. \*\* Q: What ancient joke’s punchline did **Jack Batty** use to almost ruin this thread? I’d like to offer a bonus based on Jack’s sig: A: Cape does not enable user to fly. Q: What aviation instructions from Martha’s Vineyard did JFK Jr. ignore? A: Now for something completely different… ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/146 "2001-05-29T08:17:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daemon \*\*\* > A: Now for something completely different… \*\* Q: What motto appears on the Marquis de Sade’s coat of arms? * * * A: Nothing but a hound dog. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2001, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/147 "2001-05-29T12:00:19Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by jr8 \* \*\* > [@](#): > > A: Nothing but a hound dog. \*\* Q. What’s in the Tennessee zoo? A. A case of beer, a bottle of jack Daniels, and a tin of Altoids. ---
**Author:** ![MorgainLaFey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a3d4f5/32.png) [@MorgainLaFey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MorgainLaFey)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/148 "2001-06-02T18:37:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > > A. A case of beer, a bottle of jack Daniels, and a tin of Altoids. \*\* Q: What are the necesities for a college party? A: Bunnies, losts of furry bunnies hopping all over me!!! \ ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/149 "2001-06-02T21:27:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MorgainLaFey \* > A: Bunnies, losts of furry bunnies hopping all over me!!! \ Q: What did **Morgain** accidentally post to the current thread instad of to [**this**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=72144) thread? 😃 * * * A: French poodles ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/150 "2001-06-02T22:31:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monstre \* > \*\*A: French poodles \*\* What does **Mercutio** do to satisfy his dog-kissing fetish? A : Husker du! ---
**Author:** ![Daemon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Daemon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daemon)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2001, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/151 "2001-06-02T23:11:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\* > > A : Husker du! \*\* Q: What does a Nebraskan outhouse smell of? A: Four flat tires. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/152 "2001-06-03T21:19:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daemon \* > \*\*A: Four flat tires. \*\* What’s the newest exhibit at the Musuem of Modern Art? * * * A. Mmmm, forbidden donut… ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/153 "2001-06-03T21:49:56Z")
**A. Mmmm, forbidden donut…** Q: Who’s the most recent addition to the SDMB? * * * A: White, fluffy and fish-oil scented. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/154 "2001-06-03T22:00:02Z")
\*\* A: White, fluffy and fish-oil scented. \*\* Q: What am I looking for in a woman? (Ooh-lah-lahh!!) * * * A: Canadian Bacon ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/155 "2001-06-03T22:05:45Z")
Q; Canadian Bacon A: What we make out of used cow noses and frog toes and market to Americans and tourists. * * * A: Beer, beer, tomatoes, and horses. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2001, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/156 "2001-06-03T22:18:47Z")
_A: Beer, beer, tomatoes, and horses._ Q: What’s in that special family recipe you’re always raving about? * * * A: Mary, Queen of Scots ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/157 "2001-06-04T04:41:08Z")
A: Mary, Queen of Scots Q: What should you never call a skinhead with a baseball bat? * * * A: A big black furry spider. ---
**Author:** ![SallySimpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@SallySimpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SallySimpson)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/158 "2001-06-04T05:37:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\* > > A: A big black furry spider. \*\* Q: Oh my God. What is that thing on your face? A: It’s bordering on ridiculous. ---
**Author:** ![Daemon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Daemon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daemon)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/159 "2001-06-04T07:54:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SallySimpson \* > > \*\*A: It’s bordering on ridiculous. \*\* Q: Can you show me where Connecticut is on this map? A: Until the Twelfth of Never. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2001, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/160 "2001-06-04T16:13:04Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Daemon \* \*\* > [@](#): > > A: Until the Twelfth of Never. \*\* q: How long does the media pond on us with celebrity murder/sex scandals? a: Wasted Days and Wasted Nights [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745.md?page=9)