# GAME : Answers and Questions 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 8, 2001, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745 "2001-05-08T09:55:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![labradorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@labradorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/labradorian)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/161 "2001-06-05T02:50:38Z")
A: Wasted Days and Wasted Nights Q: What’s the working title of Biography’s Robert Downey Jr. special? * * * A: Forty-one, sir! ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/162 "2001-06-05T05:12:03Z")
_A: Forty-one, sir!_ ## Q: Arkasas State Trooper Smith, tell me again how many women you have picked up and brought back to the hotel for me this month? 😃 A: The Grand Canyon ---
**Author:** ![Linear\_Crack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Linear\_Crack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linear_Crack)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/163 "2001-06-05T06:17:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*A: The Grand Canyon \*\* Q: What is a high-ranking pornstar. * * * A: A Metronome, a wingless parasitic and a ballot card. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2001, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/164 "2001-06-05T09:11:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Linear Crack \* > A: A Metronome, a wingless parasitic and a ballot card. > \*\* Q: What goes “tick tick tick tick, tick, tick tick tick tick”? * * * A: Maybe it’s in your vagina. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/165 "2001-06-06T04:40:09Z")
_A: Maybe it’s in your vagina._ Q: Honey, I’m baking bread – where is the yeast? * * * A: No. ---
**Author:** ![Mikahw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Mikahw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikahw)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/166 "2001-06-06T05:55:44Z")
A: No Q: Can I crash-test your Mclaren F1? * * * A: 2-3 times a day, 4 if I’m really lucky. ---
**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/167 "2001-06-06T06:10:40Z")
> [@](#): > > **A: 2-3 times a day, 4 if I’m really lucky** Q: Is that Metamucil doing the trick? A: A hole in the wall. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/168 "2001-06-06T12:30:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DMC \* > A: A hole in the wall. \*\* Q: What were you referring to when you said you were “bound for glory”? * * * A: The plumper, the better. ---
**Author:** ![Pnuk\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Pnuk\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pnuk_Guy)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/169 "2001-06-06T12:54:29Z")
Q: What’s the rule of thumb on your definition of a comfy pillow? A: It varies between 79 and 84. ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/170 "2001-06-06T13:19:00Z")
A: It varies between 79 and 84. Q: How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? A: Two camels ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/171 "2001-06-06T17:01:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Beelzebubba \* > A: Two camels \*\* Q: What’s it take to become addicted to cigarettes? * * * A: Your head, your shoulders, knees and toes. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/172 "2001-06-06T18:38:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\*A: Your head, your shoulders, knees and toes. \*\* Q. So what are you substiting in this pie for the apples? * * * A. Making babies. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/173 "2001-06-07T08:42:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*A. Making babies. \*\* Q: What’s your job at the [Bassett’s factory](http://www.missingpiece.com/RADW/jbabies.html)? * * * A: More speed! ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/174 "2001-06-07T15:03:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\* > A: More speed! \*\* Q: What drug was never tried by the young Al Gore? a: A cell phone, a bottle of vodka, and an SUV. ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/175 "2001-06-07T16:02:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*a: A cell phone, a bottle of vodka, and an SUV. \*\* Q: What is **fatherjohn** doing right this minute? * * * A: Playing Monopoly. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/176 "2001-06-07T16:19:47Z")
> [@](#): > > * * * > > A: Playing Monopoly. \*\* Q: What are the founders of [Pets.com](http://Pets.com) and [CyberRebate.com](http://CyberRebate.com) likely doing now? * * * A:It just came out of NOWHERE! ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/177 "2001-06-07T19:11:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GrizzRich \* > \*\*A:It just came out of NOWHERE! \*\* Q. So, Harold, why did you let that little strumpet give you a blow job in the presence of your own wife? * * * A. A horse with the head of a rabbit, and the body of a rabbit. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/178 "2001-06-07T19:37:45Z")
> [@](#): > > A. A horse with the head of a rabbit, and the body of a rabbit. Q: What is a [furverts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1339483&post1339483) ultimate fantasy? A: Feeling _really_ clean after wiping. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/179 "2001-06-07T20:15:12Z")
Uh, make that link [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1339483#post1339483) ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2001, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745/180 "2001-06-08T00:13:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\*A: Feeling _really_ clean after wiping. \*\* Q. What was the best part of film class for you? (As in wipes…to clear the screen) * * * A. Snips, and snails, and puppy dog tails. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions-2/64745.md?page=8)