# GAME : Answers and Questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 22, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870 "2001-04-22T12:48:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/181 "2001-04-28T19:06:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\*A. A set of the \*Straight Dope \* books. \*\* Question: What do a thousand people need to buy this week to make Cecil happy? Answer: The Gross National Product. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/182 "2001-04-28T20:11:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > \*\* > Answer: The Gross National Product. > \*\* Question: How do the French refer to the mass marketing of mini American Flags made from fish bones and rotting mayonnaise? * * * Answer: Just let it cool in the window sill. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/183 "2001-04-28T22:00:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\* > Answer: > Just let it cool in the window sill. \*\* Question: What should I do with my diaphragm when I am done with it? Answer: A big can of Crisco™, a dead poodle, and three condoms. ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/184 "2001-04-28T22:09:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > \*\* > > Answer: A big can of Crisco?, a dead poodle, and three condoms. \*\* What did I find in my trunk this morning? (Also, How can I tell my car is getting more ass than I am?) ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/185 "2001-04-28T22:10:53Z")
Oops, here’s my answer. Three hundred miles of dirt road. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/186 "2001-04-28T22:51:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SpinneZiege \* > \*\*Three hundred miles of dirt road. \*\* What separates me from my lover, the mule that lives in Nebraska? * * * A. We only managed to get one tonsil out… ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/187 "2001-04-28T22:54:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*A. We only managed to get one tonsil out… \*\* Why won’t my lover allow me to perform cunnilingus anymore? A : It only taste’s right in glass bottles. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/188 "2001-04-29T01:33:52Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Eutychus55_: > > A : It only taste’s right in glass bottles. Q : Why is _Dr. Pepper’s_ wife filing for divorce? • - • - • A : The Good Humor Man’s ice cream truck. ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/189 "2001-04-29T22:42:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Attrayant \* > > A : The Good Humor Man’s ice cream truck. What did my uncle Bob by at the flea market last week? * * * A: Meow. Woof-woof. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/190 "2001-04-29T23:04:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SpinneZiege \* > \*\*A: Meow. Woof-woof. \*\* What is TV Funhouses’s answer to foreplay? * * * A. We found him in the hot tub with that hot little spaniel from down the street. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/191 "2001-04-29T23:08:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*A. We found him in the hot tub with that hot little spaniel from down the street. \*\* Why was George Bush replaced with an audio-animatronic robot? A : Six of one and twelve on the dollar. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/192 "2001-04-30T00:50:58Z")
Q. What time was it when you extorted him and exactly how many millions did you get? * * * A. I can stop any time I want! ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/193 "2001-04-30T04:36:19Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Zoggie_: > > A. I can stop any time I want! Q: What can a woman say while urinating that a man can not? ```auto A: By visiting every rest stop on I-95. ``` ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/194 "2001-04-30T07:06:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Attrayant \* > \*\* > A: By visiting every rest stop on I-95. \*\* Question: How did Elton John get to drink a quart of sperm? Answer: Nice work if you can get it. ---
**Author:** ![Daemon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Daemon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daemon)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/195 "2001-04-30T07:18:02Z")
Q: What is a prostitute? A: Pork loin, baby backs, and head cheese. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/196 "2001-04-30T13:56:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daemon \* > \*\*A: Pork loin, baby backs, and head cheese. \*\* Q: What’s in Hannibal’s favorite sausage recipe? * * * A: Third star to the left, and straight on 'til morning. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/197 "2001-04-30T14:31:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Paul The Younger \* > A: Third star to the left, and straight on 'til morning. Q: What were the navigational instructions for the last Mars probe? * * * And one missed earlier, from **FairyChatMom** : > [@](#): > > A: He was seasick for the first week. Q: How’s Bush adjusting to life in the White House? * * * And a new “answer”: A: Big enough for a camel. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/198 "2001-04-30T15:19:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\* > And a new “answer”: > > A: Big enough for a camel. > \*\* Q: How well is Jack Batty hung? [sub]I wish![/sub] A: He thought it was a gravy boat. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/199 "2001-04-30T16:59:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > A: He thought it was a gravy boat.\*\* Q: Why did Dom Deluise take up sailing? * * * A: Stray Dorkers. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870/200 "2001-05-01T02:02:05Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Paul The Younger_: > A: Stray Dorkers. Q: Word association: “English Cricket” * * * A: That fuzzy little ball at the end of a poodle’s tail. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/game-answers-and-questions/62870.md?page=11)